[ performance art/lgbtq ]
Tease your hair and step into a dress with a slit up to everywhere for the Dumpsta Players' 16th annual PromTrash shitshow, where DJ K-Tell and his motley crew will be fighting snaggletooth and hangnail for the title of 2012's Trashiest Prom Queen. This year's competition includes performances by drag queens Alaya Richman and Holly Lefkowitz-Hawthorne as two Main Line types vying to throw their daughters the most fab Sweet 16 birthday bash, and also former winners Aborto the Clown and Margaret Orthodox will be returning to defend their titles. Expect some bitches to get cut up.
Wed., April 18, 11 p.m., $1.99, Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South St., 215-545-4511, dumpstaplayers.org.