Emily Guendelsberger Emily is senior staff writer at Philadelphia City Paper. She enjoys writing about feminism, opera, television, arts ecosystems, music theory, people with weird jobs and pretty much everything involving money. You can also find her writing at the A.V. Club, the Guardian and other fine publications.
If you've never seen Glengarry Glen Ross, this column conceit is probably pretty confusing. That's cool! We'll wait here for you to go watch it. At the very least, go watch this part. OK, we're all on the same page now? Great!
Every week we choose four Philly-area Missed Connections postings for the Run-Off, and you vote in the comments for who should get the
Empty beer cup trick - m4w (Flyers game)
I'm glad you took my advice to take the empty seats in front of me...that empty beer cup slinky trick down the entire staircase was the highlight of the game (probably wouldn't have been most games, but when the team is unwatchable...the fans are worth looking at...and you were nice to look at, by the way - hope to see you again)
you picked me up literally - m4w - 38 (12th and Pine)
Deep, dark basement - m4w - 30 (Penn )
I fink you freaky (El Bar)
So! Comment and let us know. Who gets the C̶a̶d̶i̶l̶l̶a̶c̶ ̶E̶l̶d̶o̶r̶a̶d̶o̶ date, who gets the steak knives, who's fired?
You guys don't really care who's going to be your next Councilman, right?
Tomorrow, a column of (mostly) old men will lock themselves inside a white building and cast a...
Cleanup of illegal dump in Point Breeze gets underway
After years of filing complaints about an illegal garbage dump located adjacent to her property,...
Concert review: Lorde @ Tower Theater
[3/8] “Did you just die? I just died.” This was exclaimed not by Lorde — despite her zombie...