"You'll go blind!" "You'll go to hell!" "Your palms'll get hairy!" You've probably been given plenty of reasons not to do it, but in honor of National Masturbation Month, Passional is providing the confidence boost you need to keep on pleasuring yourself.
Females interested in upping their orgasmic experience will enjoy Kali Morgan's "Intro to the G-Spot and Female Ejaculation" workshop. The owner of Passional and former dominatrix will provide a treasure map of the female body, giving participating girlies the expertise needed to hit all the right spots. If you're already an expert on your erogenous zones but want a few additions to your boudoir tool box, Andrea Renae will teach about the best sex toys in "Dancing with Myself: Female Masturbation 101."
But the ladies aren't the only ones who could use the extra schooling. Believe it or not, even dudes need a little guidance when it comes to the art of self-love. Aphrodite Gallery coordinator Eric Zonk will give guys the 4-1-1 on new techniques that'll take spanking the monkey to a full-grown gorilla in "Male Masturbation 101."
Once you have the front parts covered, there's a class at the end of the month geared toward those willing to venture around back. "Please that Booty, Cutie: Anal for Beginners" will give you the tips, techniques and courage to add your rear to your jerking-off repertoire. And don't worry, there'll be no need to take a razor to your palms when you're done.
May 10-26, various times, $30, Sexploratorium, 620 S. Fifth St., third floor, 215-849-7444, passion101classes.com.
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