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Earlier this week, we announced we'd be giving away a pair of tickets to hear M. Night Shyamalan chat with quick-witted Inqy critic Carrie Rickey on Friday. All we asked is that you wow us with a haiku. After sifting through your responses, we have a winner.
M. Night Shyamalan
Film critics love your movie
That's a twist ending.
John had submitted another equally thorny barb, but it didn't meet the syllable count. We're gonna post it anyway because we like its snark.
Sixth Sense tingling
M. Night Shyamalan gonna
Make a bad movie.
Hope you enjoy the event, John. If we hear someone booing in the crowd, we'll have an idea as to who it could be.
For more details on "A Night with Night," see Gary M. Kramer's preview.
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