March 9-15, 2006
8 MINUTE DATING Does it take you longer than 8 minutes to tell if a date is a dud? Wow, we respect your patience. Get to it, single warrior, at this event for ages 23-35. Pre-register at www.8minutedating.com, Tue, March 14, 8:15pm, Bleu Martini, 24 S 2nd St, 215-940-7900.
ADULT SUPERSTAR BRITTNEY ANDREWS This babe is so naughty, we're gonna make you Google her to find out why. Or, you could just peep her hottest moves at Club Risque's party. 9pm & mid, Wed, March 15, Club Risque, 1700 S. Columbus Blvd., 215-463-6900.
ADULT TOY PARTY Orgasmo Toys specializes in all-female, all-male, co-ed, gay/lesbian, bachelorette and birthday parties. Call Ann Marie at 215-908-1960 for more info.
BILLY 3 FINGERS' BODY PAINT PARTY Get touched up by one of Philly's most respected air-brush artists at the newest swing club on the block. DJ Kilt Boy will be manning the decks at this anything-goes fetish/BDSM party. BYOB, kink permitted, no RSVP needed, everyone (straight, LGBT, single, couple, male, female) welcome, Sat, March 11, 9pm-4am, $20-$70, The Pleasure Garden, 61st St. & Passyunk Ave., 1-800-493-1591.
DANCE AND SOCIAL Dance! Be social! Drink your misery away at this Bucks County singles' mixer, Fri, March 10, 8:30pm, $10-$13, Sheraton Bucks County Hotel, 400 Oxford Valley Rd., Langhorne, 1-888-348-5544.
DO YOUR OWN THING The girls of Delilah's get wild with uninhibited costumes and performances. Every Mon., 7pm & midnight, Delilah's Den, 100 Spring Garden St., 215-625-2800.
DRAG SHOW The greatest drag show on Earth... or at least in Philadelphia. Every Thu, 11pm-1am, $5, Bob & Barbara's Lounge, 1509 South St., 215-545-4511.
ESTHER'S MASQUERADE Get all masked-up Eyes Wide Shut-style for Queen Esther's magical evening of style, Sat, March 11, 9pm, $15-$25, The Mansion, 121 S. 19th St
HURRYDATE Who says you don't have time for a relationship? Meet other singles in seconds at this speed dating event for women ages 30-40 and men ages 35-45, Wed, March 15, McFadden's, 461 N. 3rd St., 215-928-0640.
A LEAGUE OF OUR OWN Join the Bawdy Girls collective to display and promote your art, music or business. Every Wed, 7-10pm, FREE, North Lounge, 222 South St.
LINGERIE WEDNESDAYS See Delilah's dancers abandon their stage clothes for racy unmentionables. Every Wed, Delilah's Den, 100 Spring Garden St., 215-625-2800.
LOCK AND KEY SOCIAL Girls get locks and guys get keys to find their match. No Freudian context there. Open up a love connection. Ages 27-38, Fri, March 10, 7-10pm, $25-$30, Tonic on Main, 4421 Main St. Manayunk PA
MATCH DAY BASH Match Day is the long awaited day when medical students receive notification showing where they'll spend the next several years as resident physicians. Join area medical students for the city's largest Match Day Bash, Thu, March 16, 9pm, FREE, 32 Degrees, 16 S. Second St., 215-627-3132.
NAUGHTY NIGHTIE MONDAYS And you thought the Victoria's Secret catalog was hot. Every Mon, 9pm-mid., FREE, Club Risque, 1700 S. Columbus Blvd., 215-463-6900.
POLE DANCING WORKSHOP Instructor Master Jay teaches you how to bust a move on the pole and in front of the mirror. Every Mon & Wed, 6:30pm, $25-$150, Jay Moves Dance Studio, 1807 Chestnut St., 2nd Fl., 215-564-2575.
POTATO PARTY Spud lovers unite to create an old-school potato head or whip out your artistic talent in a potato portrait at the third annual potato party, Sun, March 12, 1-7pm, FREE, Tattooed Moms, 530 South St., 215-238-9880.
PURIM CARNIVAL Enjoy drink specials while listening to the Megillah and music from the Baal Shem Tov Band, sponsored by Jewish Heritage Programs Young Professional Network and The Chevra, Mon, March 13, 7-10pm, Lounge 125, 125 S. 2nd St Old City
SHAKE AND BAKE You're stuck in Philly this spring break. Suck it up, loser, you can still fake it over at Shampoo with Sinthesis and DNA Lifeguards on duty all night, Sat, March 11, 9pm, $10-$15, Shampoo, Willow St., between 7th & 8th, 215-922-7500.
SINGLES SCENE Oldies dance, discussion group and workshop for mature single men and women. Every Sat, 7:30pm-12:30am, $7, Unitarian Universalist Church, 6900 Stenton Ave., 215-247-2562.
SINGLES WINE TASTING Feeling like a horny wino lately? Lose your shame over sampling and mixing with singles who share your passions, Thu, March 16, 7pm, D Angelos, 256 S. 20th St.
ST. PATRICK'S BUSINESS AFTER HOURS SOCIAL Don't get stuck in the corner bar this St. Patrick's Day. Find a date for Friday at this singles event with round table introductions and a pinwheel forum, Wed, March 15, 6-9pm, Downey's Restaurant, Front & South sts., 1-888-348-5544.
ST. PATRICK'S BUSINESS AFTER HOURS SOCIAL Meet new friends in a relaxed, country atmosphere. If it feels awkward, you can always get drunk or nosh on the complimentary theme hors d'oeuvres, Thu, March 16, 5:30-9pm, Coleman Restaurant at Normandy Farm, 1431 Morris Rd., Blue Bell, 1-888-348-5544.
SUSHI, COCKTAILS, AND GROGGERS This is one party you need to be at if you're a single Jewish man or woman looking for someone to roll with, Thu, March 9, 6-9pm, $15-$20, Denim Lounge, 1712 Walnut St., 215-735-6700.
SWEAT STRIP TEASE Who would've thought working out could look so good? Learn the art of exotic dancing while doing cardio. Every Thu, 6:30pm, $10, Sweat Gym, 700 E. Passyunk Ave., 215-627-5600.
TIES THAT BIND US Leather AA meeting. Every Tue, FREE, Passional, 704 S. 5th St., 215-829-4986.