March 16-22, 2006
City Week : MixpicksDay Tripper
Sat.-Sun., March 18-19, $7-$15, Pennsylvania Expo Center, 501 Cetronia Rd., Allentown, 877-BIK-EXPO, www.nemotorcycleexpo.com
Attention men over 40 who've recently purchased a high horsepower vehicle, a dominatrix and/or a toupee: Getting old's a bitch, ain't it?
Beat the midlife crisis blues by trekking your saggy ass up to Allentown for a day of Southern rock, bikini babes and chromed-up choppers. Super bike builders Cory Ness, Alan Lee and Eric Gorges will be showing off their collections, and world champ Tommi Ahvala will be doing crazy-ass stunts.
If you're still hell-bent on having a financial breakdown, select a bike from one of the 100-plus exhibitors, splurge on some leather fashions, then score yourself a mistress down at the Texas Bikini Team stage show.