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The ProdigySheng Kai Dong was a budding math whiz. And then the accident happened...
by Doron Taussig"Now," he said, "what would 8 percent of 250 be?"
There was a long silence. Eight percent of 250? How would one even
begin to divine this mystery? Davidson looked down at his overhead
projector, preparing to reveal his secret, but as he did, a single
adolescent voice rose up from the crowd.
"Twenty," it said.
"I got the chills," Davidson recalls. It
was a 12-year-old boy who, just two years prior, had been living in a
small village in China. His name was Sheng Kai.

Editor's Letter:
Gimme Some TruthFor CP's annual writing contest, it's imperative to honor that silent pact with your reader: I'm not making this up.
by Duane SwierczynskiI love reading fiction and nonfiction; it's my twin nerdly passion.
At any given moment, I'm reading a novel and a nonfiction book —
usually, a biography or a book about Philly history. What bugs me,
though, is when some author tries to mix both.
Slant:
Riverside's LossThe life of a city depends on its immigrants.
by Nathaniel PopkinOn a November morning in Riverside, N.J., there's a lone skateboarder on Pulaski Avenue. His wheels scratching macadam make the only human noise.

Loose Canon:
Of Matriarchs and Throwaway KidsWhat was the Duchess of Dotage doing at StoryCorps?
by Bruce SchimmelI didn't expect Suzanne Roberts the generous matriarch of the Comcast clan and host of a national show on seniors to be trundling up the steps of the little metal trailer parked on Independence Mall.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"How much to cancel if I don't like it?" The answer was more than $100! | John Davidson makes me wish I hadn't paid all my tickets! | I've been amazed and appalled at the sudden visibility of Ron Paul and his presidential candidacy.
Spitting ImageThere's a former Philadelphian inside Hiroshima's Phanatic doppelganger. But we can't tell you who.
by David DritsasThe story starts to sound like something out of a Green Lantern comic
book. According to Sly, each Slyly is responsible for finding the next,
and it has become a tradition to fill the position with an American.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWell, the consensus is in and the majority of y'all talking about that Aussie children's toy stuffed with 1,4-Butanediol the chem that metabolizes into ol' anesthetic GHB were of two minds. One: If this were the
'90s, Aqua Dots parties would be on, and raging and raving with Wink and Level 13. Two: Have you seen 'em? Could I give you 20 bucks for one?
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenI assume I inspired Benjamin Franklin's Numbers: An Unsung Mathematical Odyssey
(Princeton University Press), which details Franklin's less-chronicled interest in
mathematics, namely his fondness for so-called "magic squares," which I
gather are kind of like Sudoku, but less pointless.
Heart of the ProblemAs the city probes EMS efficiency, it faces questions about a death that should not have been.
by Mike Newall"He died of a heart attack while waiting for a train." So reads Andrew Burke's makeshift memorial, which is posted on the front door of El Azteca II.
The Bell CurveWhen news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Villanova campus locks down after man fires shots in the air;
student body alerted via text message. 911! My BFF Chaz is ROTF bleedn
his AO. Even
City Space:
A Re-RenewalLocals hope a pair of City Council bills will bring peace to Manayunk.
by Jason TomassiniStuart Shils came to Manayunk in the mid-'80s hoping for a quiet, affordable place to raise a family. "I used to go out there with a snow shovel and sweep up the crack
vials," recalls Shils, 53. "There would be people sitting there with
legal notepads and piles of $100 bills."

Philly Blunt:
In the Name of JusticeIf you don't think cop killers deserve to die, there's something wrong with you.
by Brian HickeyListen, I'm all for a good debate. So here's what ticks me off: All anybody does to counter my stance that anybody
who kills a cop deserves to die is call me a name, claim that I don't
have a right to have an opinion, or condemn the whole
capital-punishment system as racist and broken.

Political Notebook:
On the RecordsWhy a house vote about the transparency of government documents won't be happening. Plus, the latest on the Kelly/Oh race.
by Mary F. PatelMore than a week after voters went to the polls, the frantic tallying continues among the camps supporting Republican City Councilman at-large Jack Kelly and challenger David Oh, who were involved in a too-close-to-call race for the final seat.

Art:
Man at WorkJeb Kreager of New Paradise gets physical in Mr. Marmalade.
by A.D. AmorosiJeb Kreager likes to work. Theater audiences know that from the daring physical effort he's put
into every New Paradise Lab show.
Culture Shock:
Things That Matter To People Who MatterGood Eats | Charles Bronson | The World Without Us | West River Drive
I love learning not only how to make onion soup, but why onions caramelize in the first place. | Of all the Bronson moves that Clint Eastwood ever copied, this was the most important. | I heard Alan Weisman interviewed on NPR, and I was fascinated by his
speculation on what New York City would look like 500 years from now,
if humans were to disappear tomorrow. | It brings you right to the Ben Franklin Parkway, where you can easily become a world flags buff!
Theater Review:
No KiddingA lot of Mr. Marmalade is shocking and hilarious. But its concept wears thing.
by David Anthony Fox"I've carved out some time," says he, beaming at the little woman like he's God's gift. "Thirty minutes?" she asks, pathetically hopeful. "Ten," he insists, never losing his unctuous smile.
Victor SpoilsThere are many reasons to revive An Empty Plate in the Cafè du Grand Boeuf, but the Arden's new revival misses the most important one.
by Mark CoftaThe local playwright's hot right now, with the Off-Broadway success of last season's magnificent Opus,
but his newest work (with composer Michael Ogborn) isn't ready, and
this is the Arden's 20th year, so why not look back fondly with
Hollinger's first full-length play?
Anti-Social Studies by Mark CoftaWe're hardly surprised to find lunatics running the asylum, so it's easy to accept The Faculty Room as just another school satire — at first.
Dance:
Following FootstepsThe Martha Graham Dance Co. presented a retrospective montage that covered Martha's artistic career, from its beginnings right up to her late works
by Janet AndersonMartha Graham had the rare ability to inspire her associates while
defiantly doing things her way. Transformative people like her, and
Balanchine to name another, leave behind disciples as well as
techniques.
Opera:
The Green IssueIt is not entirely inappropriate that the musical score was the star of this beautiful sounding production.
by Peter BurwasserA pair of happy young couples is introduced to the powers of jealousy, lust and infidelity by a cynical older couple. As with Shakespeare, the comedies of Mozart always have a dark side.

Arts Picks:
Walter Martin and Paloma MuñozOpening reception, Cerealart Project Room Presents Walter Martin and Paloma Muñoz, Fri., Nov. 16, Cerealart, 6-9 p.m., 149 N. Third St., 215-627-5060, cerealart.com, martin-munoz.com.
by Kelly WhiteIt's snow globe season, and no matter what fancy phone you get as a
holiday gift each year, you always remember shaking that useless,
transparent trinket until the white glittery particles dance like
snowflakes.
New Edge MixFri.-Sat., Nov. 16-17, 8 p.m.; Sun., Nov. 18, 3 p.m., $10-$12, Community Education Center, 3500 Lancaster Ave., 215-387-1911.
by Deni Kasrel"A lot of artists fall away before they even get to be what we call
'emerging,'" says Theresa Shockley, executive director of the Community
Education Center, who notes that many aspiring creative souls "want to
pursue their art, but then they see there's no money and nobody's
really presenting artists in that stage of development.
Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinDom's Drive-In and Ice Cream | My Biology | Group Exhibition

Arts Agenda Picks:
On The DLBook, Paper, Scissors: Artists' Book Fair
by Dana HenrySat., Nov. 17, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-701-6172, philadelphiacenterforthebook.org
Just Do ItIdentity: An Exhibition of You
by Tami FertigRuns Nov. 16-April 20, free with museum admission, Franklin Institute, 222 N. 20th St., 215-448-1200, fi.edu
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted with Reception 222 GALLERY , 222
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules; please callfor exact days, hours and prices. ABINGTON ART CENTER , 515 Meetinghouse Rd., Jenkintown, 215-887-4882. INSIDE/OUTSIDE: HABITAT, Features
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. dance SPIRITUAL ENCOUNTER This performance art piece by Marcie
Readings/Book SigningsALINA WHEELER The author reads from her new book, "Designing Brand Identity," an artist's guide to marketing her art, herself or a product through the
No Future in ItThe world doesn't end soon enough in Richard Kelly's Southland Tales.
by Sam AdamsThis is the way the world ends: not with a bang, or with a whimper, but with the whoosh of air out of a whoopee cushion.
Picture PerfectTalking with Brian De Palma about Redacted
by Sam Adams"I read about the incident, and I said to myself, 'This is Casualties of War
all over again,'" De Palma recalls. The parallel to the incident behind
De Palma's Vietnam drama pointed up differences as well as similarities
between the two wars.
Truth of the MatterBrian De Palma's Redacted shows war imagery because the media won't.
by Cindy Fuchs"Welcome to the oven," narrates Pfc. Angel Salazar (Izzy Diaz), "aka Camp Carolina, our home away from home in this godforsaken country."
Ball MitzvahJewish influence upon Basketball.
by Steve CohenThere was a time, strange as it might seem, when short Jewish men dominated the world of basketball. "It's not just that Jewish players were instrumental in the evolution of basketball, but basketball was an important part of Jews' evolution as Americans," says Vyorst.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to tami.fertig@citypaper.net.
All of Life Is ThereThe West Philly Orchestra looks to Balkanize the city.
by Shaun BradyWith virtually every three-block subsection of the city sneering with
hipster civic pride/superiority, residents have long borne witness to
the Balkanization of Philly.
Sturm und TwangLewis & Clarke explore uncharted territory at the banks of the Delaware Water Gap.
by A.D. Amorosi"There are no Roscoe Holcombes on porches," he explains with a laugh.
"There are still casualties and characters lurking around in the trees
up there, but they are for real, no romance."

Aid or Invade:
NorwayRodney Anonymous vs. the World
by Rodney AnonymousArtist: Combichrist
Album: What the F**k Is Wrong With You People?
Country of Origin: Norway

Music Picks:
The Bird and the BeeSat., Nov. 17, 9 p.m., $15, with Orphan Family and Charlie Wadhams, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., northstarrocks.com.
by John VetteseLike neo-dance diva Imogen Heap, Greg Kurstin and Inara George favor titillating electronic beats and dreamy vocals.
Buck 65Sat., Nov. 17, 9 p.m., $10, with Bernard Dolan, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619, r5productions.com.
by Drew LazorBlessed with one of the most incomparable voices in music, Buck 65 has
been required reading for backpack nerdster types since the release of
1997's Vertex.
PhilomelFri., Nov. 16, 8 p.m, Christ Church, Second and Market streets; Sun., Nov. 18, 7 p.m., Church of St. Martin-in-the-Fields, 8000 Martins Lane, $30-$40, 215-487-2344, philomel.org.
by Peter BurwasserA standout cantata is "Ich habe genug" ("I have had enough"), which has
become a signature piece for Julianne Baird, the world-renowned Baroque
soprano and Philly-area resident. You are not
likely to hear a more tonally resplendent and dramatically compelling
rendition of this gorgeous music elsewhere.
Bush TetrasSat., Nov. 17, 10 p.m., with Certain General and Bunnydrums, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475, tritonebar.com.
by A.D. AmorosiWith 1980's "Too Many Creeps," Bush Tetras invented the brand of scabby
lo-fi punk-funk that DFA, LCD, NYPC and other initial-happy dance teams
currently crave.
Knock OffThe Gayborhood's popular new haunt doesn't seem concerned about its food.
by Trey PoppIf I were gay, single and only mildly interested in dinner, I'd probably be milling around the bar at Knock right now instead of writing this review right now.
Party HeartyTo get a good meal at Festivals, you'll need good timing.
by Elisa LudwigOn one visit, we were presented with a multipage menu that tempted us
with mentions of goat curry, pholourie, baked macaroni and cheese and
jerk chicken. Then we were told that the kitchen had been wiped out by
a large party the night before so our choices were limited to baked and
barbecued chicken.
Killer TapInside the world's first all-in-one beer machine.
by Chad CrispPopular Science magazine calls John B. Carnett, its veteran photographer of almost 20 years, a "DIY madman" due to his obsessive drive to customize. His 100-year-old home in Philly's Graduate Hospital neighborhood is a
testament to his desire to build things by his own specifications.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor>> NOW SEATING Academia del Caff

What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Felicia D'AmbrosioDebut of Tröegs Mad Elf 2007 | Taste of Philadelphia: Market Tours | French Beer Dinner at Chick's | Native American Thanksgiving Dinner at White Dog Café | Beef & Beer Auction for Gryphons Rugby Club
Top 5:
Crème BrûléeBurnt Sugar Fix
by Carolyn Wyman1 Banana Crème Brülée, Tangerine | 2 Chocolate Caramel Crème Brülée, Brasserie Perrier | 3 Saffron Crème Brülée, Horizons | 4 Mango Crème Brülée, Susanna Foo | 5 Oatmeal Crème Brülée, Solefood Restaurant
Small BitesLittle Vittles
The James Beard Foundation's Celebrity Chef Tour: Jose Garces and Christopher Lee | Adopt-A-Turkey | "Thanksgiving" at Noshery | Keller's Butter Turkey Sculpture
You Ask We AnswerCulinary Mysteries Solved
Q: I love a good deal. Where can I get some non-steam-table all-you-can-eat in the city?
But Once a YearWe ask Philly's finest what they like on the side.
by Felicia D'AmbrosioThough the turkey is the de facto star of most holiday meals, the beverages and side dishes
that accompany the Thanksgiving bird are the real keepers of family
tradition.
Zin the MoodAll-American holidays call for all-American wines.
by Peter BurwasserWhen the menu morphs due to diverse cultural inputs (lasagna at the
Italian gathering; a nice brisket for a Jewish family; a zesty tom yum
soup to start in the Thai household), there's only one happy solution
serve lots of different wine and hope for the best.

Agenda Lead:
Black ComedyLewis gets to the root of it.
by A.D. Amorosi"Once I became a mainstream comic," he says, "I knew we were all in the shitter."

Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItLe Affaire
by Monica WeymouthSat.-Sun., Nov. 17-18, 1-6 p.m., Letau Designs Studio, 621 Reed St., Suite 2R, 215-964-9237
On Th DLOmniana
by Dana HenryFri., Nov. 16, 9 p.m., $5 (free for members and those in costume), Abington Art Center, 515 Meetinghouse Road, Jenkintown, 215-887-4882, abingtonartcenter.org, omnianathegame.com
What We HeartElizabeth Santry Note Cards
by Eileen Talone$6-$8, available at Mew Gallery, 906 Christian St., 215-625-2424, mewgallery.org
Just Do ItClimbing Mount Olives
by Ptah GabrieSun., Nov. 18, 1-3 p.m., free (registration required), Rolling Hill Park, 1301 Rose Glen Road, Gladwyn, 610-645-9030
On The DLVinyasa Yoga Benefit
by Felicia D'AmbrosioSun., Nov. 18, 1-4 p.m., $50 suggested donation, Dhyana Yoga Old City, 68 N. Second St., 215-496-0770
Just Do ItV.I.P. Fashion Show
by Luke SirinidesSun., Nov. 18, 6-10 p.m., $10-$20, North American Motor Inn, 4444 City Line Ave., 267-982-9273