Flashpoint Theatre revives last year’s holidays-for-adults repertory of The Santaland Diaries and Chlamydia for Christmas and Herpes for Hanukkah. David Sedaris’ hilarious memoir of toiling as a Macy’s elf will be acted by Keith Conallen with Matt Pfeiffer directing, both newcomers to this Flashpoint tradition. Gigi Naglak and Meghann Williams’ sexy-yet-educational variety show (subtitled More Sex Ed Burlesque for the Holidays) is the holiday installment of their Chlamydia dell’Arte Fringe hit, uniquely honest and outrageous about women’s sex issues. You might want to leave the kids at home — or take them and avoid that inevitable awkward conversation.
Through Dec. 23, $20-$22, 1636 Sansom St., 215-665-9720, flash-pointtheatre.org.