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Gordon Ramsay wants to curse at you
posted by Drew Lazor
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Craigslist reveals that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is looking to Philly for some new episodes of Kitchen Nightmares, his ridiculous Fox show that involves him saving failing restaurants through the power of Glengarry Glen Ross-caliber profanity. (In my opinion, the original BBC version of the show, which features a far more subdued Ramsay and lots of eardrum-pummeling regional UK accents, is vastly superior.) We can think of more than a few establishments that could use Ramsay's opposite-of-gentle touch, though we won't finger any in the name of tact. Full details after the jump.
(In an unrelated development, Hell's Kitchen, Ramsay's other ridiculous show, is being developed into a video game.) (via Adam Riff)
FOX TV'S HIT SHOW "KITCHEN NIGHTMARES" starring Gordon Ramsay is BACK!! CASTING IMMEDIATELY! If it is your DREAM to have CHEF GORDON RAMSAY come into your establishment for one week to troubleshoot your problems and help to send you on the road to success, We are looking for you! NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL THE RESTAURANT/FOOD ESTABLISHMENT, TELL US YOUR STORY!
Neighborhood locales, Cafes, Pubs, Fine Dining Establishments, Country Clubs, Bistros, Hotels, Family Owned Restaurants, Golf Clubs, etc...Any restaurant that needs helps should apply!!
Are you a first time restaurant owner who sunk your life into the restaurant & now need help to make it work? Are you a very experienced restaurateur & your newest venture is not taking off the way it should? Are your food costs, liquor costs and staffing expenses too high to survive? Are you in a fantastic location & you still don't appeal to the customers? Do you use the excuse that you are in a bad location? Does the Chef, Staff & Owner see the vision of the restaurant differently? Are there horrible communication skills within the restaurant? Have you tried everything to increase business and nothing helps? Are you a restaurant that basically survives, but could be doing 3 times the business? Do you own a restaurant that's barely breaking even? Has your restaurant been open for many years and you are no longer doing the same business you used to? If this sounds like you, our culinary mastermind is offering his world famous techniques and management secrets to help turn your business into a profitable & lasting success!
THOSE RESTAURANTS CHOSEN DO NOT HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR DOORS!
You must be open at least 10 months and have at least 35 seats.
CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY IF INTERESTED
PLEASE EMAIL: TWINSWORLD1@AOL.COM
OR CALL LISA: 917-678-9996
PLEASE INCLUDE: YOUR FULL NAME, RESTAURANT NAME, LOCATION OF RESTAURANT,
CONTACT NUMBERS, Include the name of all the owners and Chefs and what your role
is in the restaurant, TELL US YOUR ISSUES-please be really specific,
have fun describing the place as well as the problems-the more
information the better, WHAT TYPE of establishment you have, size &
why do you need Gordon’s help to turn your restaurant around? Please
also answer the questions listed above in the text of the email!