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WWF: Hezbollah strikes, Barack Obama winning, blind bowling, skull bong and “The Gong Show”
posted by Joe Pelone
• Hezbollah fighters are tightening their grip on Beirut. • Barack Obama picked up a few superdelegates, including Donald Payne, who formerly backed Hillary Clinton. • A blind Iowa man bowled a perfect game. • There is a person
ARE THREE PEOPLE out there, somewhere, who know how to use a decapitated head as a bong. The Gong Show is returning with new host Dave Attell.
May 11th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Obama, whose father was a practicing Muslim and whose mother was a radical Marxist, has stated that his mother: “Was the dominant figure in my formative years; and, the values she taught me continue to be my touchstone in the world of politics”. Common sense deductive reasoning suggests that Obama’s rearing as a child, and his extended 20yr relationships with anti-American fanatics such as Rev. Wright and William Ayers are in fact reflective of Obama’s true psychological makeup. This man’s refusal to wear an American flag lapel pin and to place his hand over his heart on the singing of our National Anthem are conditioned reflexes from his protracted association with disaffected elements in our society; visual images that Obama is certain to attempt to obfuscate in future campaign appearances. Further, Michelle Obama’s angry commentary directed at our country is telling. Obama is indeed the real-life Manchurian Candidate. Greg Neubeck
May 12th, 2008 at 8:49 am
All this garbage about Obama being a sleeper candidate or “the Manchurian candidate” is just that– garbage. Do you see the movie? It’s about an ex-POW who was brainwashed by his captors. Which of the candidates is an ex-POW? Hmmmmm. Maybe McCain was programmed by the Soviets. Better watch him when he answers the phone.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Yo Neubeck:
Did you see you are in the print edition this week? Are you not syked? GET SYKED NEUBECK!
May 13th, 2008 at 12:35 am
“President McCain?”
“Yes, this is he.”
“…the woods are lovely, dark and deep…”
May 13th, 2008 at 12:43 am
..and about the Blind Bowler, he said his friends are a big help as they shout and cheer him on. I’ll bet… When they are screamin’ and cussin’ at him he knows he’s facin’ the wrong way.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
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May 13th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
As of the time of this writing, we still have no word on whether or not Greg Neubeck is syked. GET SYKED NEUBECK!
May 14th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
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