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WWF: Sarah Palin may be the Anti-Christ, Mike Huckabee may be totally cool, Philly buildings from the 19th century aren’t historical enough, an 8-foot mechanical ape is on the loose! And Ron Paul is stirring things up!
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
posted by Joe Pelone
categories What We've Found
• ATTN: PUMAs: Sarah Palin ain't worth it. • Mike Huckabee, however, is the real charmer. • Philadelphia buildings from the 1850s aren't historical enough. Let's be honest; nothing cool happened then. • Have you seen an 8-foot mechanical ape anywhere? • The Ron Paul Revolution is coming. Can you feel that? CAN YOU?!
Proof-
This calls for wisdom: let anyone with understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a person. It’s number is six hundred sixty-six.”
-Revelation 13:18
Sarah Palin
שרה פאלן
Sarah
שרה
Shin, Reysh, Hey
Palin
פאלן
Pey, Aleph, Lamedh, Nun
The Hebrew gematria values of the letters using the standard Mispar gadol method are:
Shin= 300
Reysh= 200
Hey= 5
Nun= 50
Lamedh= 30
Aleph= 1
Pey= 80
TOTAL= 666
She already seems pretty anti -christ to me. There. Mystery solved.
Are you dillusional? If there actually is an Anti-Christ the profile fits Barack Obama!
I have offered some proof that Sarah Palin is the beast of Revelation 13. Where is your proof that Obama fits the bill. The letters of Barack Obama’s name do not add up to 666, and besides that he does not fit the role of Anti-Christ in any way as described in scripture. That’s the Bible I’m talking about BTW, not the “Left Behind” series. But alas, even there he CAN’T be the Anti-Christ since he’s not from the EU— and he’s not even Rumanian!
There is another reason why Sarah could be the Anti-Christ. She is supposedly a devotely christian woman. Yet none of her children have Christian names do they? There’s piper, willow trak, trig… what is this….. Why give the loves of your life pagan names?
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Thomas - needs to redesign is 666 - not only are his calculations off, so is the train of thought.