Trailer!: From Paris with Love

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Trailer!: From Paris with Love

POSTED: Monday, September 21, 2009, 2:00 PM

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Here's why I love movie trailers: From Paris with Love will undoubtedly be terrible. There is no way that this movie is going to be good. And I'm not talking about good in the highest of cinematic terms, I'm thinking that this probably won't even be entertaining to watch with my hand stuffed in a giant tub of popcorn. And I'll bitch and moan about how bad it was. I'll get chastised for thinking that this movie would be awesome and be asked the question, "How in god's name did you think this was going to be good?" And I'll say, "But the trailer looked so cool!" And that's because I don't have to wade through shitty dialogue or a plot so hole-y it would make the Pope jealous. Instead I get two minutes of John Travolta in all of his Face/Off fucknutiness. 'But it is co-written by Luc Besson ' and it's directed by Pierre Morel and I really liked District B-13 ' and, and, and ' aw, who am I kidding? It's going to blow. But I'm totally going to to see it anyway.

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