ICE CUBES: About the Lady Gaga/Lancaster thing

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ICE CUBES: About the Lady Gaga/Lancaster thing

POSTED: Wednesday, December 28, 2011, 10:34 AM

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Want pre-New Year’s Eve local celebrity blabbing that doesn’t involve Arlen Specter’s standup comedy routine at Helium last night? How about this: Word just hit the sleepy but pricey community of Lancaster County, Pa that Lady Gaga was rumored to be looking for a large property to purchase. CBS21 (WHP-TV) claims that Gaga looked at a $1.7-million, 6,000-square-foot house in the gated Bent Creek Community in Manheim Township. She’s visited restaurants in the area and was rumored to have dragged her native Lancaster-ian beau Taylor Kinney of Vampire Diaries renown.

For Gaga this will surely mean an Amish influence to everything she does going forward. Look for mutza suits made out of meat, sparkler-shooting cone bras to be forged from Triblend denim and yokes. Lots of yokes.

Oooh, her new neighbors will love her first present to them — a Born This Way outtake titled “Stuck on Fucking You.” Perhaps it’s just Gaga’s way of expressing her desire to move to this exclusive community.

(a_amorosi@citypaper.net) (@ADAmorosi)

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