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ICE CUBES: Damon Feldman's Z-List Celebrity Fight Night
A.D. Amorosi on the celebrity-shit-show boxing match thrown by local promoter Damon Feldman in Hollywood over the weekend.
ICE CUBES: Damon Feldman's Z-List Celebrity Fight Night
Broomall's Damon Feldman — the Jewish Bomber, the faux-boxing promoter fond of giant cushion-y gloves and D-list celebrities, the guy no longer permitted to promote fights in Pennsylvania after pleading to charges of promoting without a license — found his biggest success not in Philly or Jersey but in Hollywood on Saturday when some of the most illustrious nobodies in showbiz kicked the shit out of each other at the Avalon.
One of them wasn't Lenny Dykstra, the ex-Phillies outfielder who was supposedly contracted by Feldman is currently in a legal mess of his own. No matter. There were tons more goofs ready and willing to punch up against each other in ham-y, theatrical — but sold out — fashion. Fire swallowers, confetti guns and other event-accouterments accompanied the star(?)-studded rock-em-sock-em-robot affair. Coolio got beaten badly by one-time Baywatch gent Jeremy Jackson. Baller Jose Canseco picked on White House-crasher Tareq Salahi (The Real Housewives of D.C.), who left after the first round. Joey Buttafuoco lost handily to Lou Bellera, the husband of Amy Fisher, who, in turn, lost to Nadya "Octomom" Suleman. Sandra Bulllock's nemesis Michelle "Bombshell" McGee beat up Violet Kowal (I have NO Idea who that is) and Tila Tequila got defeated by Cami Parker, from HBO's Cathouse. It was a million laughs and our friend/photog Scott Weiner was there to capture it all.
Photos by Scott Weiner
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