ICE CUBES: Jersey's Real Housewives hock water

Until this dirty old town gets its own slice of Bravo's Real Housewives franchise, the closet thing we gots is our sisters of the Garden State and the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

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ICE CUBES: Jersey's Real Housewives hock water

POSTED: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 11:00 AM
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Until this dirty old town gets its own slice of Bravo's Real Housewives franchise, the closet thing we gots is our sisters of the Garden State and the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Never let it be said that the ladies of these shows lie dormant until the camera hit. (OK. Bravo did capture this affair for its next season of RHoNJ) During the weekend, Albert Manzo – better known to fans of the show as “Albie,” the son of Housewife Caroline Manzo - held a launch party at Kiss & Fly in Greenwich Village for BLK. Water. What the hell is it, this BLK. water of which the Manzo son speaks? The first we heard of it was in a Grub St. San Francisco posting for Fancy Food Show where Albie Manzo was pushing BLK water in January 2011. It's a zero calorie, zero carb, zero sodium filtered spring water produced by Eclipse Concepts Inc. of Canada with a propriety blend of “miracle molecules” that makes it healthy — fulvic acid trace mineral complex that once infused makes it both naturally black in color and good for you. Somehow. Something about electrolytes.

Anyhow, Bravo was out to tape the event as Teresa Giudice (the table throwing one) Caroline Manzo (the protective matron who co-owns The Brownstone catering facility) and Jacqueline Laurita (the other one) hung with Albie and brother Christopher Manzo. Atza nize.

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