JUST READ IT: CP's I Love You / I Hate You insert

Check our issue today for a fancy glossy full of old-school I Love You / I Hate You faves.

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JUST READ IT: CP's I Love You / I Hate You insert

POSTED: Thursday, March 8, 2012, 12:30 PM

Whether you're a lover or a hater (I'm looking at you, asswipe who cut me off this morning), Philadelphians share one important commonality: We can't get enough of the hilarious shit people submit to CP's I Love You / I Hate You column each week. So in the spirit of reminiscing about the giggles the column's inspired since its inception in 1999, we've put together a compilation of our favorite old-school entries.

Look for it stuffed (lovingly) into our issue this week to enjoy such goodies as:

Hot Produce Guy:
I've noticed you eyeing my melons, I'm curious about your cucumber. We should get together and smoke some herbs. How do you like them apples? —Not-a-celery-stalker

Bitch From Hell:
What is there to say? You ignored me. I fucking hope you rot in hell for the shit you have done. I wish I could kick your head with a tack on the heel of my shoe. I hope you get a paper cut on your vagina. I hope you use poison ivy to wipe, you bitch. Your cunt smells like tuna and you eat your own shit.

Plus, it's littered with adorable/evil bunny images by illustrator Alyssa Grenning.

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