REEL TIME: Glenn Close wears a strap-on and Katherine Heigl squeezes out another poopfest

With the help of City Paper film critics, Josh Middleton counts down this weekend's eight new-movie releases, including One for the Money, Albert Nobbs and Man on a Ledge.

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REEL TIME: Glenn Close wears a strap-on and Katherine Heigl squeezes out another poopfest

POSTED: Friday, January 27, 2012, 3:49 PM

Filed Under: Movies

With the help of City Paper film critics, Josh Middleton counts down this weekend's eight new-movie releases, from least- to most-worthy of your precious time and hard-earned dollar bills.

No. 8: We don't have to tell you to skip One for the Money, right? Enjoy this haiku about the Katherine Heigl's latest poopfest: "Noob bounty hunter / has to track down her ex and ... / Oh, who the fuck cares?" (UA 69th Street, UA Grant, UA Riverview)

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