REEL TIME: Madonna screws up a perfectly lovely story and The Rock is gross

This week's new releases include sappy V-Day jawn, The Vow, Madonna's W.E. and a screening of this year's Oscar-nominated animated and live-action shorts.

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REEL TIME: Madonna screws up a perfectly lovely story and The Rock is gross

POSTED: Friday, February 10, 2012, 4:00 PM

Filed Under: Movies

No. 4: I'm sure this haiku sums up what most people thought when they heard Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace was being re-released in 3D: "Thanks technology! / Now Jar Jar Binks looks almost / close enough to punch." (UA Riverview)

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