REEL TIME: Madonna screws up a perfectly lovely story and The Rock is gross

This week's new releases include sappy V-Day jawn, The Vow, Madonna's W.E. and a screening of this year's Oscar-nominated animated and live-action shorts.

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REEL TIME: Madonna screws up a perfectly lovely story and The Rock is gross

POSTED: Friday, February 10, 2012, 4:00 PM

Filed Under: Movies

No. 3: Drew Lazor gives Safe House a C+, but I'm ranking it high on the list for the Denzel factor alone. He looks all shaggy and creepy in this one, but don't worry, ladies, (spoiler alert!) he whacks off that rat's nest halfway through. (UA 69th St., UA Riverview)

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