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SHORE TRASH: "The damage is done."
The episode begins with a wide-eyed Snooki stuffing her boobs back into her dress after a late-night skanky rendezvous with Vinny.
SHORE TRASH: "The damage is done."
Diana Palmieri recaps last night's episode of the Jersey Shore.
The episode begins with a wide-eyed Snooki stuffing her boobs back into her dress after a late-night 
skanky rendezvous with Vinny. Not even bothering with a shower (she knows it takes more than soap to wash away regret and bronzer), she wakes up JWOWW at the unholy hour of 7 a.m. to go out for mimosas and discuss her recent fuck-up.
Meanwhile, Sitch is in the kitchen stirring up a heaping pot of shit. He tells the roommates he called home to tell Jionni the dirty deets of Mike and Snooki’s hookup. Or something like that. All we really know is that Snooki loses her mind a la RonRon and hurls champagne and wine bottles at Mike. Ron looks on in shock as she thrashes like a violent zebra, but you know he’s just jealous because he could never get away with throwing crap at Sam. Bed frames are where he draws the line.
Then, the boys and girls go their separate ways for the remainder of the episode. The guys head to Sicily to meet Vinny’s extended family and the girls head to a winery in Tuscany for an excuse to drink before noon. The ladies — dressed for the Kentucky Derby — set in on a session about how wine is made. Snooki, however, wants to do less talking about wine and more drinking. The only thing she does want to discuss is Jionni. Continuing her run as the most rational botoxed person, she tells Nicole that “you can’t change it” and that Jionni will be humiliated and probably won’t forgive her. Snooki storms out like a drunk child.
When the boys return for their enlightening weekend of eating and kicking around a soccer ball, Snooki decides to call Jionni to admit she fooled around with Vinny. Shocker! But Jionni doesn’t think it's a deal-breaker. Later in the day, when Snooki realizes she actually had sex with Vinny, she calls to update Jionni once again. The cliffhanger is will he or won’t he care? I, for one, don’t.
HIGH The guys are talking about how much Snooki cares about Jionni, but Pauly doesn't agree. “I know," he says sarcastically. "It looked like she cared last night.”
LOW While out with JWOWW, Snooki buys a bottle that is the equivalent of her weight in Chianti. Five seconds later, she drops it on the cobblestone and the passersby make a plea for these idiots to leave their country.
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