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SHORE TRASH: "We're not hookers, we're just Jersey."
Diana Palmieri recaps last night's episode of the Jersey Shore.
SHORE TRASH: “We’re not hookers, we’re just Jersey.”
Diana Palmieri recaps last night's episode of the Jersey Shore.
After waiting patiently on the ledge all week for Jionni’s response to Snooki’s admission that she made an oopsie and actually had sex with Vinny, he tells her that he can’t get over it. Considering how the two are very much together in reality right now, he either forgave his little meatball or saw the obvious dollar signs when he looked into her eyes when she came home.
Meanwhile, Deena is focused on two things; day drinking and “doing sex” with Pauly. Pauly. “Why can’t me and Pauly do sex and be cool? I think I’m pretty,” she reasons. Since she only has control over one of those things happening, she and Snooki drink to pass the time before going out to the club. That night, Mike yells at a crowd of Italians chanting “shame,” but they may just be projecting what they feel being in the same room as the whole cast.
After everyone goes home for the night, the meatballs stay out until they are escorted away from a club after getting ice thrown at them. Undeterred, they head home and make a beeline for the hot tub in lieu of actually bathing. When the sun comes up, without ever having gone to bed, the two get decked out in their skankiest boardwalk attire for mimosas. When they return home to crash, everyone is preparing Sunday dinner, but Ronnie burned the burgers while barbecuing and set it on fire because it reminded him of Sam.
During dinner, everyone talks about how they are happy they are leaving Italy soon to return to Jersey. Why? The legitimate reasoning be that they miss tanning and Karma. Vinny starts acting like a little bitch when he lays claim, upon their return to Seaside, to the small bedroom for himself and Pauly because they have a “good thing in that room.” Is that good thing shower caddies and hair mousse? Regardless, everyone argues over sharing a room with Mike. He tells everyone not to worry, that he might not even go to Jersey.
HIGH Amidst everyone ganging up on Mike this week, he accidentally gets locked in Deena’s bathroom. “Leave him there,” Ron says. “He wants to act like shit, live in the toilet.”
LOW Before touching up his blow-out, Pauly cleaned the electric razor with Mike’s toothbrush, which was laying on the counter. He and Vinny then watched guiltlessly as Mike cleaned his molars minutes later. Gross, even by Shore standards.
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