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GET GLEEKED: Win a copy of Glee: The Complete First Season — WE HAVE A WINNER!

POSTED: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 7:58 PM

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Aw, remember Coach Ken??

Hi, Gleeks! Since you're probably down in the dumps about the lack of new Glee episodes lately, we're here to give you something to do till your favorite nerds are back to keep you company on Tuesday nights. We've got a seven-disc Glee: The Complete First Season set to give away — it includes all 22 eps, plus more than two hours of special features (full-length audition pieces, "Bite Their Style: Dress Like Your Favorite Gleek," etc.). Oh, and just for funsies, we've also got a Season One Glee: The Music CD to throw into the mix. To win, write a haiku in the comments about or inspired by Glee. To get you started we have written a couple very stupid ones (this is a challenge for you to put our poetry to shame): Glee: It's like taking the "It Gets Better" campaign and reversing it. Ms. Pillsbury, your voice is like chipmunks chewing on other chipmunks. Thigh-slimming track pants And a mean streak like Perez: That's how Sue sees it. We'll announce the winner tomorrow at 5! [UPDATE, 5:05 p.m., Dec. 22]: Congratulations to CritMass reader Alex, who not only made us laugh, but actually seems to know what a haiku is! Unlike most of the Internet! Congrats, Alex, and thanks to everyone who submitted. Remember, 5-7-5!

noriko

Posted 2010-12-21 20:49:36

Glee is like the motivator to act cool in front of people
but then glee make it obviously & completely insane.

Cee

Posted 2010-12-21 21:22:06

I love Rachel but I think this could happen. :)
Here it goes:
Santana to Rachel: "Seriously, Berry. Look at yourself! I know that every girl has a right to be ugly. ItÂ´s alright. But you? You clearly abused the privilege!"

Lydia

Posted 2010-12-21 22:06:42

Dear Sue, you should realize that any similarities between you and a human are totally coincidential!

Shannon

Posted 2010-12-21 22:37:32

I donÂ´t think that you are a fool, Finn. But what is my opinion against hundreds of others. -Quinn

BrittanyÂ´s biggest fan :D

Posted 2010-12-21 23:25:23

She wants to be a star.
She wants all that fame.
Rachel Barbra Berry is her name.

Jose C

Posted 2010-12-22 00:35:42

In her free time, Sue compares animal butt's with schuester's hair

Jose C

Posted 2010-12-22 00:39:12

Go on wolf, you can blow all that you want, but Schuester's hair won't move, just like the hair of that girly looking Justin Bieber

Jose C

Posted 2010-12-22 00:46:27

Rachel, you're voice is like the angel's.. when you're quiet

Seal Nantos

Posted 2010-12-22 13:18:54

Puck, Finn and Mike Chang
There's no way you're in high school.
But yous look real good.

Melissa M

Posted 2010-12-22 13:21:11

How I love thee, Glee
For you I'd gladly take a
Slushie in the face

Alex

Posted 2010-12-22 16:23:23

Gleeks suck at haiku, 
Apparently
So do I

Or:
I used to believe
Hell was a fictional place
Glee sure showed me, huh?

Ok, for real:
Stop making me laugh
I don't want to like you, Glee
Great, now I'm crying

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