HAIKU CONTEST: Win tickets to the Louis CK movie! [NSFW]

from louisck.com Yesterday, stand-up comedian/FX TV star Louis CK was drunk tweeting from an airplane. "people think that sarah Paalin is really mean but she has a family of chinese poor people living in her cunt hole. sorry," he said. "@SarahPalinUSA kudos to your dirty hole, you fucking jackoff cunt-face jazzy wondergirl." he added. Anyway, yes, let's give away some tickets to Hilarious starring Louis CK. The screening is Wednesday, Sept. 8, 7:30 p.m. at Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St., 215-569-9700, princemusictheater.org. THE CONTEST: In the comments below, write a haiku to or about Sarah Palin. I've got five pairs of tickets to give away. Lots of chances to win. We'll accept entries all weekend long. Have fun out there. kyle crayton Posted 2010-09-02 14:04:18

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HAIKU CONTEST: Win tickets to the Louis CK movie! [NSFW]

POSTED: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 7:00 PM

Filed Under: Comedy | Movies | Stand-up screening

from louisck.com

Yesterday, stand-up comedian/FX TV star Louis CK was drunk tweeting from an airplane. "people think that sarah Paalin is really mean but she has a family of chinese poor people living in her cunt hole. sorry," he said. "@SarahPalinUSA kudos to your dirty hole, you fucking jackoff cunt-face jazzy wondergirl." he added. Anyway, yes, let's give away some tickets to Hilarious starring Louis CK. The screening is Wednesday, Sept. 8, 7:30 p.m. at Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St., 215-569-9700, princemusictheater.org. THE CONTEST: In the comments below, write a haiku to or about Sarah Palin. I've got five pairs of tickets to give away. Lots of chances to win. We'll accept entries all weekend long. Have fun out there.

kyle crayton

Posted 2010-09-02 14:04:18

Sarah Palin, smiles. looks like a deer in headlights.smiles like a bobblehead. weeble wobble.

Shayne

Posted 2010-09-02 14:49:08

An anagram for
Sarah Palin's name could be
"attention whore." wait...

Crane Kick

Posted 2010-09-02 14:50:45

You are a moron.
You're accent is annoying.
I would still hit it.

Joseph Rose

Posted 2010-09-02 14:56:30

I love you Louis,
Sarah said with a smile.
I love that shiny red dome.

Ben

Posted 2010-09-02 15:26:59

I'm from Wasilla,
in middle America!
It's right near Russia.

James

Posted 2010-09-02 16:56:39

MILF,Politician,Dope,
our next President?
one can only HOPE....NOT.

GARY LIME

Posted 2010-09-03 12:16:16

Abstinence only?
Your knocked up kid is single
Some Sex Ed. plan, huh?

Phil Jackson

Posted 2010-09-03 14:48:24

Sarah, you hairy cunt,
I can only pray,
you are not in the presidential hunt....unless it's a moose hunt

Sam Calhoun

Posted 2010-09-03 16:23:45

I'm from Wasilla
You are my embarrasment
Sarah Palin sucks

MJM

Posted 2010-09-03 19:48:09

beware of palin  
dangerous as ignorant 
dumb teabagging slut

CPJ

Posted 2010-09-04 17:42:12

How oh how I ask,
Did a boob get such limelight?
Stop the attention!

Posted 2010-09-04 21:23:43

THE BLUE MOON CHANTS A LULLABYE TO SARAH PALIN BUTTERFLY NOW GONE

Sandra

Posted 2010-09-05 12:42:14

Sad, silly Sarah
You are the worst example
of us four eyed girls

Jay Gambit

Posted 2010-09-05 17:59:21

To Sarah Palin:
Nobody likes you. No one.
Shut your whore mouth now.

Tashamaria Tromer

Posted 2010-09-06 09:52:50

Sarah, capture your
wonderfulness (in) 17 
syllables? Silence.

Posted 2010-09-06 10:27:08

When you winked at us
It made my vagina hurt.
Less sense than an egg.

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