ICE CUBES: J-Woww, Obama, Roc and a Burning Bride

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ICE CUBES: J-Woww, Obama, Roc and a Burning Bride

POSTED: Thursday, November 4, 2010, 4:10 PM
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photo | Scott Weiner
President Obama emerges from AF1 at 10:58 a.m. at PHL's Atlantic Aviation landing runway and greets a line of people including, at the front, US Sen Arlen Specter, Mayor Michael Nutter, US Sen Robert Casey, PA State Reps Dwight Evans and Josh Shapiro on Oct. 30. © Scott Weiner
Signs, signs, everywhere is signs: Everyone from Plan Philly (months back) to PhillyChitChat to Brownstoner (where I got it) points out that the haggard Valu-Plus on Chestnut and Juniper posted a "store closing" sign overnight (thanks blog-guys for sticking outside in the cold) with a notion to finally turn the old Keystone Bank Building into a swanky hotel and restaubar courtesy the Klein Company and architectural firm JKR Partners (of Victory Building renown). Good, that. Then, there's the for sale sign at the old Broad Street Diner. Stephen Starr had signed a bill of sale for it awhile back, but let it go as the place is not necessarily in the best shape. This latter bit got me thinking though: If Starr let go of the Ansill space on Bainbridge and then the Broad Street Diner presumably to focus on his due-by-December gastropub and his Locust and 12th Street Il Pittore by February, 2011, what was up with the 10,000-square foot beer thing at 1210 Frankford Avenue in Fishtown, near Johnny Brenda's that Starr's in talks for? And what was this rumor that had Brenda's Paul Kimport and William Reed buying the Greek pizzeria that sidles Starr's biergarten? For now, the latter part is just that — a rumor. "I heard it myself the other day but no we haven't bought the Greek place," says Kimport. "William and I look at other spots in the neighborhood on occasion. We like this neighborhood. But we're up to our elbows with this place and Standard Tap." Just checking. Meanwhile Starr's Granite Hill Restaurant at the Art Museum plays VIP host on Nov. 4 at the Van Pelt Auditorium for an after-screening event for The Olmsted Legacy; $100 gets you into the flick and the meal. Call Michelle Nicoletto at 215-988-8762 for tix. You say you haven't heard from Burning Brides' Dimitri Coats since 1997 and that's OK. Too bad. Philly's dark-eyed rawk-stah is in a hardcore-punk super group, Off!, with guys from Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Redd Kross (Keith Morris, Steven McDonald, Mario Rubalcaba) who drop a Vice label four-EP box set Thanksgiving week. Turkeys come early, yo. Howler Morris has also just been made into a punk bobblehead — the eighth in a series — by Phoenixville's Clint Weiler's company Aggronautix. Speaking of the '90s and Burning Brides, remember when the Khyber Pass was the Khyber Pass and not an izakya or a biergarten or something ELSE? After having a Halloween-ie party over the weekend with Swellco + Swellco where a Glenn Beck pinata got face-fucked by Needles Jones, Stephen Simons is re-opening the Second Street space as Khyber Pass Pub next week with Southern fried goodness from Cantina kitchen wizard Mark McKinney. What's happening with the chef Simon got for the izakaya, Todd Dae Kulper? Word has it Dave Frank and Simons have been sniffing around Genji at 17th and Sansom. Director/actor/large man Charles S. Dutton will shoot a pilot for Must Be the Music with actress Nia Long starting in December. They'll need lots of dancers. So will area native Christina "Jarhead of Hearts" Perri who, with Atlantic Records and DiscountDanceSupply.com, an internet shop for dancewear, support her debut EP, The Ocean Way Sessions (out Nov. 9) with a challenge to choreographers: Use one of the EP's tracks at ChristinaPerri.com, film a vid, send it Nov. 8-30, and win a chance to perform the routine live with Perri on Jan. 16 at the CDR Convention in Dallas, TX. THAT'S THE PRIZE?! On Nov. 4, Phily's best lady chefs vie for Philly's best purple plate for Women Against Abuse's fundraising cooking competition, Dish It Up. That means Marcie Turney and Valerie Safran (Lolita/Bindi/Barbuzzo), Moon Krapugthong of Mango Moon, and Delilah Winder of Delilah's Southern Cusine throw violet into their mix for 2009 champ/now judge 10 Arts' Jennifer Carroll and the watchful eyes of Kirsten Henri (Philly mag) and Phyllis Stein-Novack (South Philly Review). WHOWHATWHERE: Aw, it seems like only two days ago we had such hope: President Obama hit PHL airport running, greeting Arlen Specter and Michael Nutter and Rep Dwight Evans with a plan to put Sestak and Onorato on top. Then Adsum owner/right wing monster Jon Runyan and zombie Pat Toomey won, our dreams got dashed And now we are doomed. Wait, doom. The very picture of Evelyn Waugh's end-of-society come courtesy Jersey Shore's J-Woww Farley and designer Richie Rich who drank Jaeger shots at Dusk at Caesars Atlantic City's Halloween event while True Blood's hunk Joe Manganiello hung at the Borgata with DJs Samantha Ronson and Rev. Run before heading over to Bobby Flay's steakhouse. Meanwhile in Philly, while his stuntman nearly got bloodied on JFK Blvd., Safe's Jason Statham (last seen gazing into our lens here) and producer Lawrence Bender steak-ed it up at Smith & Wollensky before hitting G-Lounge and Whisper. Could there be an East Passyunk-like night market in Chinatown? Yes. And sooner than spring 2011 if the Philadelphia Chinatown Development Corpoation has any say. Brooklyn friend of the column/fellow accordionist Nick Loss Eaton's band Leland Sundries plays Triumph Brewery on Fri., Nov. 5 with Conor Oberst's cohort Taylor Hollingsworth. Eaton's Sundries released its debut EP The Apothecary in October and the whole schmegie has that latter-day Waits/early morning Leonard Cohen vibe about it. Be there.
photo | Scott Weiner
J Woww and Richie Rich pictured at Dusk Nightclub at Caesars Casino in Atlantic City, NJ on Oct. 30. © Scott Weiner 2010
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