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IDOL HANDS: American Idol, Turn the Paige

POSTED: Thursday, March 25, 2010, 5:30 PM

Filed Under: Music | TV Idol Hands

We like American Idol. Too much.

Molly Eichel: First off, let's all wish my co-writer Tommy Button a very happy birthday.

Tommy Button: Paige Miles getting the boot was a pretty nice present but I expected it, like the $25 my grampa sends me every year. It was nothing more than a formality in what seemed like an hour long medley from the Teen Choice Awards.

ME: What? You didn't like jailbait on parade? It was a pedophilic wonderland of epic proportions. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus. Joe Jonas is 18+ right? That would make me feel considerably better about myself.

TB: Everybody knew Paige was getting put out to pasture tonight so why not parade around some starry-eyed youths to make it less uncomfortable? It was really nice to see Tim Urban in the bottom again. You can't stop the dismal tide, Tim. It's coming. And I can't wait.

ME: Little surprised about Katie Stevens' spot in the bottom three, considering she turned down the suck factor on Tuesday. But what are you gonna do? Girl's got no chance.

TB: I also wanna give a shout out to another Didicrest physical connection. Rawr.

Vera Miles

Posted 2010-03-25 14:21:12

What does it mean that I no longer watch the show because it bores me to tears and insteand just read your blog. Pathetic is the word I'm thinking of. Happy birthday, Tommy.

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