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Letters to the Editor: Mastubating crackheads

POSTED: Saturday, May 29, 2010, 12:23 AM

Filed Under: Music

Michael T. Regan

Dave P loves a good crackhead.

Hope sends along this letter in reference to Dave P's Top 10 Making Time moments. Sure the party was last weekend but that shouldn't stop you from enjoying this addendum to P's #9 moment. For those who don't remember, Dave wrote:

One night at Transit a crackhead off the street managed to sneak in the back door of the club during the party. At some point she made it onto the dancefloor in the basement and proceeded to take ALL of her clothes off and dance for a pretty long time. The whole dancefloor cleared and the woman danced naked directly in front of the DJ booth until finally a security guard escorted her out. There was an amazing picture of the woman dancing, completely naked, with one of the guest DJs, JDH, looking very serious, probably not noticing that the only person he was playing for at the moment was a naked crackhead. I need to find that picture.

But that ain't all, says Hope. She shot us this letter:

I was lucky enough to be next to the naked crackhead in the basement at Transit, and remember a little more: she sauntered downstairs, took off her wig, dropped her tracksuit which had nothing else underneath, and started MASTURBATING. We all scootched as far as we could in the small space while she furiously abused herself and danced. Then a bouncer came up to her, politely said "Ma'am, you'll have to leave", and she calmly picked up her wig and clothes and waved like Miss America on the way out. I haven't thought of that in years, it was awesome. Thanks, Dave!

No, thank you, Hope.

True

Posted 2010-05-29 14:33:35

You dudes got punked:

http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/music/2010/05/20/city-paper-article-reveals-dave-ps-best-making-time-moments-remain-completely-unchanged-from-the-same-article-we-ran-last-year/

Molly Eichel

Posted 2010-05-31 19:01:57

Aw, yes True. But where is their masturbating crackhead?

Posted by Molly Eichel @ 12:23 AM Permalink | Post a comment

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