PARTY: Shmitten Kitten's sexy holiday bash

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PARTY: Shmitten Kitten's sexy holiday bash

POSTED: Thursday, December 16, 2010, 7:00 PM

Filed Under: Just Do It Party

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Somebody wants a snowjob ...

Now that you've dutifully attended your work Christmas party â this is under the assumption that you have a job â it's time to kick back, slug a few $4 snowjobs and get into the spirit with a crowd that's a bit more, er, intriguing than your coworkers. The bonus is that no matter how piss drunk you get, come Monday you won't have to deal with office gossip or the awkwardness that goes along with an accidental make-out sesh with the company's accountant. Hosted by the Shmitten Kitten's lovely founder Anna Goldfarb, the party serves as a gathering of sweet blog readers under a serious amount of mistletoe. This isn't just an excuse for fans of the blog to hook up at the hand of Goldfarb (though that is allowed), it's her way to meet the readers, the people who enjoy her witty musings on dating. Because the people who already read the blog should be pretty awesome, right? Drink specials will abound, including the aforementioned Shmitten Kitten specialty, a snowjob. Don't ask what it is, just ask for two and make yourself a new friend.

Fri., Dec. 17, 10 p.m., Tattooed Mom's, 530 South St., 215-238-9880, shmittenkitten.com.

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