POETIC LICENSE: Horoscopes, Aug. 28-Sept. 2

POSTED: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 2:00 PM

Filed Under: Poetic License

Critical Mass welcomes devoted poet/avid concert-goer/nerd-grrrl extraordinaire Jane Cassady to the fold; her weekly horoscopes will run in this space every Friday morning.

"Art is the center of the real world. Philadelphia is the center of the art world." --Various mosaics Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23): Happy birthday month, fellow Virgos, and thanks for being good sports about however I decide to self-soothe on any given week. Anyway! Number of years I've been going to clubs: 20! Amount that house music has changed: 0. Appreciate your patterns, your looped samples, the comfort of your constant beats. Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 21): Today my therapist gave me a note card that says this: "Don't fight with yourself. Let yourself be wrong and sometimes stupid." She knew it was the right advice when I started laughing my ass off. Scorpio (Oct. 22-Nov. 22): This is what the fortune cookie that came with my iced coffee says: "You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily." It makes me a little antsy, but it might work for you. Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22): There's a pop song stuck in my head. I just Googled it, it's by La Roux. It goes "This time baby/I'll be/bulletproof." That is a silly but very appealing idea. Indulge it! Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20): This month I've resolved to be less Allison and more Peggy. In case you don't watch Mad Men, allow me to translate: Let's be less the brokenhearted secretary and more the arty copywriter in the midst of a consciousness-awakening. Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19): Have you ever been to The Blue Grotto in Philadelphia? Conceptual artist Randy Dalton wanted to give Philadelphia a blue ribbon for its arts contributions, so he made these beautiful environments of found objects bathed in varied blue lights. Give yourself a prize like that. Light up the color of swimming pools. Send the message to landing planes. Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20): Draw a map of your childhood home. Be very specific — don't forget the lilac bush, the sauce-stained sink, the rough wallpaper. Open the door and start redecorating, or at least wash the dishes. Aries (March 21-April 18): The other day my wife and I were walking to the store when a drunk man started hollering at us, yelling comments about our asses and such. Usually I'd just scowl and walk away, but this time, it was very satisfying to swear back at him. Taurus (April 19-May 18): According to The United States of Tara, we sometimes package our vulnerable parts and jettison them. Find and open all of these pretty little pathos-packages. Save the ribbons. Gemini (May 19-June 21): In the words of Lucille Clifton, for my brother who's leaving college soon: "May you/ Open your eyes to water/ Water waving forever/ And may you in your innocence/ Sail through this to that." Cancer (June 22-July 23): I generally take advice from the poetry quotes in the church bulletin: "One day the sun admitted, I am just a shadow. I wish I could show you The Infinite Incandescence that has cast my brilliant image! I wish I could show you, When you are lonely or in darkness, The Astonishing Light Of your own Being!" --Hafiz Leo (July 24-Aug. 23): Sometimes you can decide that you are quite edified enough, thank you very much, and that all you want to do after all these weeks of making beautiful things is to go home and see how things turn out with the Diamond Power of Veto on Big Brother. Your soul wants junk. PREVIOUSLY >> POETIC LICENSE: Horoscopes, Aug. 20-27

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