Project Runway Episode 3: Trip to the Jungle gone shiteous for Suddenly Susan

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Project Runway Episode 3: Trip to the Jungle gone shiteous for Suddenly Susan

POSTED: Friday, August 15, 2008, 7:27 PM

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Episode 5's winning design

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Sometimes, two wrongs do make a right. Who would’ve guessed Jerell and Stella would crank out one killer outfit that really deserved to win? Gunn said it best by describing their fitted V-neck, silk top, kick-ass leather belt and leopard float skirt design as a "true collaboration." It trumped the likes of winners Keith and Kenley's layered-ruffle, high-waisted A-line and floral blouse straight from Yawnsville. But as for every other designer, this safari ride through Lipstick Jungle, Brooke Shlelds' latest television endeavor, was pure nightmare.

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Everything you touch turns to crap — including poor, full-of-potential Kelli. It was sad to see her go, especially when Daniel deserved the boot. He couldn’t even make a roushed skirt! Suede was stressed to capacity by Terri, who surprisingly didn’t deliver this week when it came to design. She did, however, deliver the best line of the evening as she described Suede as having "balls of va-jay-jay." I don’t know what it means, but Terri’s still my girl. Korto's creamsicle poof coat gave Joe — and every viewer at home — reason to cringe, and though I didn’t mind Blayne’s sportswear-gone-work-wear emsemble, the judges begged to differ and left Leanne and him on the hot seat.

Next week’s gonna get ugly after Kenley LOLed at Daniel’s proclamation that he has "impeccable taste." (I thought they were friends, no? Our first broken alliance!) But Meana Garzilla won’t let Kenley have all the fun, as she reminded Daniel directly (and the whole lot of them indirectly), “You can’t get taste if you don’t have it." I have taste ... a taste from drama!

View all the designs from Episode 5 here.

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