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Sebastian Bach saves Axl Rose's life!

POSTED: Wednesday, February 17, 2010, 8:11 PM

Filed Under: Music

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Sebastian Bach before he got fat.

How could you not love this story about Sebastian Bach coming to the rescue of everyone's fave bat shit genius Axl Rose (please don't argue, who doesn't have a jonesin' for some Guns at sometime or another?).

Apparently at a super secret, exclusive Guns 'N' Roses show, some guy flicked a switchblade, as if his name was Ponyboy Curtis, and headed toward the stage. According to the NY Post, Bach, formerly of Skid Row and Gilmore Girls and currently of Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp with local boy Jay McCarroll, said "Nobody is getting anywhere near my man Axl Rose with a knife," and took care of the sitch. Seriously, dude was gonna try to knife Axl Rose? Get in line, sistah, I think Slash wants it more.

Bach to the rescue! Although, no one could save Bach himself from a fate worse than death: Hair Metal Casualty.

As a tribute to Bach (and some might say, in further proof of his badassery ... okay, I would say that), here's a video of the golden-locked frontman singing Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" on an episode of Gilmore Girls.

h/t Spike Eskin

Vanessa

Posted 2010-05-10 09:37:59

He was super hot back in the 90's. But even today I would do him easily! Delicious!

LoL

Posted 2010-07-27 05:36:40

he's a ugly fat rocker!!! seems like u've no taste in men

Alice

Posted 2010-09-02 20:05:35

I see Axl Rose and his new band got bottled off stage at Dublin - those pesky music-lovers get all over the place LOL!

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