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The 1-Upper: Aggressive Alpine Skiing

POSTED: Wednesday, August 13, 2008, 3:50 AM

Fresh powder

So I'm not quite sure who the adjective aggressive belongs to here, you, the obviously Germanic skier racing down the Alps, or the soldiers trying to shoot you from the gondolas along the course. Apparently, skiing is now a crime punishable by death.

Aggressive Alpine Skiing is so simple, and that's what makes it horribly addicting. You use the arrow keys to move (up jumps) as you race along collecting stars and hitting insane jumps, all the while leaping over shacks and avoiding lead death from above. There's not much more to say, other than the music is goofy, but that adds a bit of charm to the game. It's a bit like being in a Flash game rave, so don't forget your glow sticks.

Play Aggressive Alpine Skiing here.

Patrick Rapa

Posted 2008-08-15 02:05:28

That song is kind of amazing.

lol

Posted 2008-09-10 22:25:31

The song is pretty cool but that person saying that just sounds so stupid so anyway email me at tornadotech@gmail.com

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