The Critical Mass Weekend Omnibus: Turner Classic Weekend

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The Critical Mass Weekend Omnibus: Turner Classic Weekend

POSTED: Friday, March 19, 2010, 6:45 PM

Filed Under: Weekend Omnibus

Hey, little Omnibussers, welcome the Weekend Omnibus over to Critical Mass by heeding the words of the omnipotent Mama Omnibus.

Friday: The husky-voiced goddess of the big screen Kathleen Turner visits for Red Hot Patriot: The Kick-Ass Wit of Molly Ivins. It's been a couple years since Body Heat, but if she still Turners (rimshot!) you on, check out Passional's class on exploring open relationships, so maybe your gal or guy can find a little room for Ms. Turner.

Saturday: Honestly, is there anything funnier than tiny bikes? How about people in business suits riding tiny bikes. Yeah, that's why you're going to the Brompton Folder bike race today in Fairmount park. Then continue the hilarity at Studio 34's gender-nondiscriminatory Beard and Moustache Competition.

Sunday: Mama Omnibus is always in favor making turning the Lord's Day into Boozeday, so hit up the Philadelphia Real Ale Invitational at Yards, where 25 breweries from near and far will offer up their brew just for you (and whoever else buys a ticket). Then it's off to Johnny Brenda's where the ever-revolving Fruit Bats take the stage.

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