Archive: January, 2011

POSTED: Thursday, January 13, 2011, 8:00 PM
Trunk Show Boutique (313 Bainbridge St.) is a tiny, cozy space in Queen Village that's filled to the brim with merchandise — even now that the store is preparing to go out of business on Jan. 27. Before the impending last day, the boutique has marked down its clothing, accessories and jewelry at 50-60 percent off, and all of its equipment, furniture and fixtures are up for grabs as well.
Think of shopping at Trunk Show Boutique as browsing through your most stylish friend's well-decorated closet. And store owner Jennifer Wechsler says shoppers should take their time when they're inside milling about. "If you spend some time here, you're going to get some great stuff," she says. "People leave with a ton of stuff they might not have tried." Among the items still left in the store, shoppers will find vintage-y leather belts hanging on the wall and a table displaying pewter Alice in Wonderland buckles to accompany them. The table itself is available for purchase, as are steamer trunks, cushioned footstools, and a giant wooden armoire. The clothing left on the racks includes a mixture of pieces from all seasons — from cotton pencil skirts and Chanel-style embellished jackets to printed sundresses and glittery camisoles. One of the most standout pieces, though, is a black and white graphic wall print of a girl silhouetted against swirling flowers. With only a week left until its last day, Wechsler recalls the Trunk Show Boutique as a place that offered a unique shopping experience — even providing customers a chance to take in some shopping after store hours. If interested in setting up a time for yourself or a group email her at trunkshowboutique@gmail.com. She says groups shopping was one of her specialties. "People get friends and can spend two hours here with a group of girls," she says. "We really have clothing for every group."
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POSTED: Thursday, January 13, 2011, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: Arts Visual Art
Courtesy of Wexler Gallery
Twisted by Michael Kukla. Marble.
"Divergent Affinities" will be at the Wexler Gallery (201 N. Third St.) between now and Feb. 26. The artists featured are Jaq Belcher, Marietta Hoferer, Gudrun Mertes-Frady, Susan Schwalb, Karen Margolis, Michael Kukla, Ilene Sunshine and Viviane Rombaldi Seppey. Organizer Barbara Harberger says about the collection:
"There is a shared sensibility in the approach that this group of artists take to their work that links them in a unique way. Though the methods and intent of each work is different, there is an intimacy in each of their varied processes. Whether works on paper or works created with found objects, these drawings, paintings and sculptures, carved, cut, sewn, burned, painted and drawn with tape, reveal a quiet reflection on the part of the artists resulting in works that take us beyond an initial fascination with their methodology."
Courtesy of Wexler Gallery
New Vein, by Ilene Sunshine. Sewn-together, painted leaf and plastic
I really enjoyed this exhibit. While some of the pieces weren't quite busy enough for my A.D.D.-era brain, others were really engaging. I particularly enjoyed the work of Karen Margolis, whose pieces — one of which is pictured below — seemed to enlist a thousand cigarette burns upon a hapless sheet of abaca paper. The effect created a thrilling divergence between negative and positive space, and conjured a sinewy, organic sense of bee-hive meets bubbling magma.
Courtesy of Wexler Gallery
Dissociations, by Karen Margolis. Burned abaca paper.
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POSTED: Wednesday, January 12, 2011, 7:00 PM
Filed Under: Arts | Critical Mass Visual Art
Photo courtesy of Locks Gallery
Black Death by Kathleen Graves
Locks Gallery (600 S. Washington Square) is showcasing an exhibit called "Alterations" now through Feb. 5. Conceptualized by Peter Campus, the collection of work incorporates digital media in at least some part of the creation process.
Photo courtesy of Locks Gallery.
Florence, by Beryl Korot
With contributions from five different artists — each incorporating varying degrees of digital media — "Alterations" includes video loops, still-image projectors, and minimalist prints. Campus wanted the exhibit to reflect the precarious nature of the digital age, especially in regards to how the speed of technological developments strip our culture of substantial retrospective phases.
Photo courtesy of Locks Gallery
Shed Door (left) and Wave (right) by Peter Campus
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POSTED: Wednesday, January 12, 2011, 5:00 PM
Filed Under: Music | Win Show
The rumors are true. We're giving away two pairs of tickets to go see Yo La Tengo with William Tyler at the Troc next Thursday, Jan. 20. How can you win? Write a haiku about or inspired by the band. We'll pick the winners on Friday sometime. And we count syllables, so do it right, poets!
MarcH
Posted 2011-01-12 14:48:11
A Worrying Thing
How Some Jellyfish are Born
Today is the Day
catreen
Posted 2011-01-12 16:01:31
hear the heart beating
as one while i drive off in
my little honda
VulcanMike
Posted 2011-01-12 16:21:26
Me -- nothing to say,
You -- in your autumn sweater.
We could slip away.
unclejason
Posted 2011-01-12 19:40:58
Georgia and Ira
continue to prove to me
you can have it all
Jesse D
Posted 2011-01-13 10:55:47
Let's ride the tiger
It's not a Boardwalk coaster
Hoboken, high five!
Jaime P.
Posted 2011-01-13 22:35:51
Lost our gravity
Floating in the Summer Sun
We don't miss the ground
ben
Posted 2011-01-14 04:11:24
homeless melodies
drift past main streams to ears of
fans, their hobo kin

black jersey coffee
needs sugar with bloody bite
a sweet sanguine squeeze

Georgian drums humbly
beating as one, on our sleeves
we can hear the heart
michael schudlcik
Posted 2011-01-14 18:58:51
my friend mark's sister		
georgia, ira and james play
at the troc next week
Alli
Posted 2011-01-19 00:25:30
beach party tonight
fire cast a shadow around
ashes on the ground
Sarah
Posted 2011-01-19 00:41:03
not much, friday night
i like drifting through the air
we could slip away
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POSTED: Wednesday, January 12, 2011, 2:00 PM
Filed Under: Comedy
Marc Maron plays Helium tonight through Saturday.
Wait till these aliens land, because they've got some stand-ups in outer space that no one knows that are fucking geniuses. Very hard to understand, 'cause their references are all outer space references. But I'm looking forward to them coming down soon. The iTunes store is lousy with comedy podcasts. Most of them are free, some of them are funny and more than a few of them concern themselves with The Life Of The Stand-Up Comic. But none of them dig deeper more often than comedy veteran Marc Maron's WTF. A biweekly show that started in 2009, WTF has a strange countercultural vibe, opening with the host rifling through a laundry list of grievances and observations barely connected, but always knotted up nicely at the end. Then comes the interview, usually just him and some other comic sitting across from each other in his garage. The conversation is always driven by Maron's caffeinated curiosity. The man makes no bones about his ego and neuroses when it comes to stand-up, but as an interviewer he's actually pretty generous in sharing the mic with his guests. He's had lots of big names on the show — Robin Williams, Ben Stiller, Eugene Mirman, Janeane Garofalo, Maria Bamford, Paul Scheer — and a ton of up-and-comers, but his two-parter with Carlos Mencia in May of 2010 is probably WTF's signature moment so far. Mencia, of course, is not popular among his fellow comics and is often accused of joke-stealing. Non-confrontational but journalistically persistent, Maron pins him down in an uncomfortable, mesmerizing interview that had the comedy world buzzing for a while. Mostly, though, WTF walks the funny/interesting line, just two people shooting the shit. Tonight Maron starts a four-night run at Helium. When I got him on the phone, he'd just finished recording the intro for his interview with Scott Carter, executive producer of Real Time with Bill Maher, and was just about to take his vitamins. Lots of them. City Paper: What vitamins are they? Marc Maron: You don't even want to know. My dad is a vitamin freak, and I fought it for as long as I could and now he's got me on it. I take so many. I take three handfuls. The thing about vitamins is you have no idea if they work but once you start taking them you feel like something horrible is going to happen to you if you don't. it's sort of like religion, you know? CP: Is it an immediate affect, or a cumulative thing? MM: I don't know if I feel any affect whatsoever. But I don't feel bad. I mean, I do have a little cold right now so they didn't stop that so what good are they? Maybe they're doing something. CP: How do you feel about homeopathy? MM: I don't know. It doesn't seem to work. Doesn't seem to have much of a kick. I mean I'll do it, but it always seems like candy to me. I don't know. Sometimes you can beat the cold. Sometimes you can't. CP: So you've been doing two podcasts a week for a year and a half. That's nuts. MM: It's my job. But it's also a great pleasure to get to hang out with people. It's not very often you get to talk to people. It definitely takes a lot out of me, but it's been well received and people dig it so I keep going. We're figuring out a way to make money off it. I'm really just going for a conversation. I don't really have a plan. I don't do a lot of research. If I can get people to do an authentic conversation where we lose kinda ourselves in it then that's all I'm really looking for. And we can go as deep as we can go. If it feels like it's gonna go deep, we'll go deep. If not, we won't. CP: Sometimes it seems like you're a shrink for your guests. MM: I've always felt that — being in this brotherhood of gypsies and rejects for as long as I have — we're all pretty candid and we're pretty free to express ourselves however we want to express ourselves. All of us have spent a lot of time thinking, one way or the other, because we have more time that most people, because of our profession. I just find that a lot of comics are pretty philosophical and have a lot to say about a lot of things. They're relatively willing to talk about stuff in a really deep way. CP: It's not much insider baseball talk. MM: No, it's human shit. CP: People don't come on and just do their acts. MM: Never, really. And if they do, they usually paraphrase it. I guess it has something to do with me. I'm a pretty open wound myself. If I share a little bit about me, and listen, then people share a little bit about themselves. It's very emotionally rewarding for me to talk to people and to do it twice a week, or more. Gets me out of my own head. And we all work through a bunch of stuff, you know: people on the show, me, people listening. It's good. It's a good thing to do in life. CP: Do you feel like you're the same comedian you were 10 years ago? MM: No. definitely not. I used to be a very angry, people would say, provocative [comedian]. I think I'm still provocative but I don't go for the— I'm not as defensive or shocking as I used to be. Or angry. I think I've pulled away from politics a bit. I want to try to have the same type of experience with my audience as I do with my friends, in a way. I'm still myself but I don't have any fear or any grandiosity from that fear. CP: From an outsider's perspective: You don't give a too much of a shit any more. It's a weird mix of confidence and neuroses. MM: My exasperation that comes from trying to find your place in show business — I think that's faded a bit. And also the panic of not getting over on a crowd, that seems to have gone away. I'm definitely more relaxed and open about things. I think that's a good observation. I think I've grown up a little bit. CP: Are you the Art Bell of comedy? MM: Oh sure, wait till these aliens land, because they've got some stand-ups in outer space that no one knows that are fucking geniuses. Very hard to understand 'cause their references are all outer space references. But I'm looking forward to them coming down soon, and coming to the garage. I'm waiting for that. I've got a beacon on top of the garage. CP: Do you know what I mean, though? He could take anything and make it out to be a sign of the apocalypse. MM: See, I feel like I'm less cynical and less dreading. I think if there's a darkness to it all, it's just you know underneath the surface of every person there's some sort of potential apocalypse. There's something being fought back for the sake of someone's families and the security of their jobs. You have to keep a lot inside.
CP: For some comedians, their act is an escape. MM: Yeah. I can't escape. I have a hard time with that. Unless I'm gonna sit down and eat ice cream with the crowd, or watch a movie. No, I'm not just about entertainment for entertainment's sake. I'm not saying I'm against that, I'd like to be more of that, but I do seem to place myself at the center of things. I seem to want to think about things and figure things out. CP: Art Bell would do his show alone in the desert in his doublewide trailer. You're similar in that way, in your opening monologues on the show, a guy alone with his thoughts. MM: As we speak I'm that guy sitting alone in my garage. Surrounded by books that mostly are unread, or only 20 pages in. A lot of art work around, lot of bits and pieces I've picked up over the years of my life, all kinds of shit in here. I've got to get rid of it. I think I'm a hoarder. I can't tell if I'm a hoarder or nostalgic. That's my take on it. CP: Well, the second might lead to the first. MM: Yeah, but why does everything have to be a sickness? Why can't a guy just feel safe in his stacks of books protected and insulated and somewhat more intelligent just for owning the books? CP: Why do you think you're so good at making doom and gloom enjoyable? MM: I guess it's doom and gloom, I don't know. I assume that much of our life is spent trying to come to peace with the fact that it doesn't really end well for any of us but it does end. And either you can avoid it or you can somehow acknowledge it. And I think acknowledging it with a little bit of a sense of humor is probably a pretty good thing. It's gotta be better than living in denial completely. I don't know why I'm so good at it. I come from a sort of cynical weird worrying negative father. And I think most of my life I've had to make him feel better. So I think I owe him credit for that. CP: I know he's been on the show a couple times... MM: He doesn't know he's been on the show. I don't want him to know. He can't figure out how to do it, so I leave it at that. I don't' tell him that I record it. CP: So, why does your IMDB page say you were on Patty Duke when you were like two years old? MM: I don't know. I wrote them about that. I don't know why they didn't take it off. CP: So it's definitely not true? MM: If it is I have no recollection of it. Maybe I should ask my parents. But I think they would have told me that. CP: So WTF's most famous moment so far must be your two-parter with Carlos Mencia, where you talk to him about the accusations that he steals jokes. MM: I didn't set out to tear him down. The first interview was to make some sense of— I didn't know how big the accusations were, or how horrible, or how hated he was, I just knew that we had done these comedy half hours in '95 together for HBO. But I'm not a big gossip. I don't hang around and get all the dirt on everybody, you know. I just wanted him to come in and try to explain a little bit why he thought he was in that place. I was sympathetic. But then I felt like he bullshitted me. And then I went out and interviewed a couple guys that knew him, and I had to call him back and say: Look, you know, I need you to answer these questions. It was never my agenda to persecute the guy or crucify him. CP: Do you feel like he felt that way? MM: No. I just talked to him the other day. I didn't know how he felt but he lives in sort of a bubble, that guy. It takes a lot for him I would think to just get out of bed sometimes, with that much hate coming at him and also that he's got some serious psychological issues, I don't know what it is, I'm not a professional, but. CP: Do you get the feeling he doesn't Google himself? MM: To what end? I would think that what he's doing is trying to live with what's being said about him and also to live with whatever his personal truth is. The second episode — he was clearly at war with himself somehow. He's got a lot on his plate, to deal with his own inner battles. CP: So, what's up with all these birds dying? MM: There's no doubt there's a disruption in the force. I didn't hear about it. I was talking to somebody last night about bedbugs. You know, why now? I was like well there's a disturbance in the force. What are you gonna do? The bees are dying, the bedbugs are out of control, the birds are dying. We're in a closed system, here. It can only take so many toxins before the system starts to fuckin' die. But anyway, I'm gonna be at Helium and it's gonna be funny. STARTING TONIGHT: Marc Maron does stand-up comedy, Wed.-Sat., Jan. 12-15, $10-$15, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001, heliumcomedy.com.
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POSTED: Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 9:00 PM
Filed Under: Now See This | Web Junk
trueamericandog.com
Wi-Fi dog provides Internet to stranded horse
Have you ever found yourself reading The Onion and thinking, "The best part of these are the headlines?" Sometimes a headline and a photo is all satire needs to nail the point home. Hell, a picture's worth a thousand words, right? True American Dog is a Photoshop blog that started humbly in '08 as a "let's Photoshop funny images of dogs," and has evolved into a hilarious picture gallery of quirky all-American fun. Perhaps a slightly-less abstract and more comedic relative to Exploding Dog, T.A.D offers random, absurdist depictions of many of our national preoccupations (dogs, soda, horses, Internet, bald eagles, holiday cheer, etc ...) — blended together in bizarre combinations. It's the kind of website even the snarkiest postmodern hipster can enjoy with his mom (and I did!). Letting the headlines and the photos do all the talking, it has an archive that could be entirely consumed in about 20 minutes — allowing time for varying lengths of laugh breaks. To date, T.A.D. has been listed on Neatorama and Blogs of Note, and it seems to be gaining more steam each day. So tomorrow, if you find yourself a snowed in denizen of your local Wi-Fi hot-spot, enjoy these absurd visions of twisted Americana.
trueamericandog.com
Dog and eagle visit soda spa
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POSTED: Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 7:04 PM
Filed Under: Just Do It
Or P.S. "Tomorrow, I put a ring on it"
The Greater Philadelphia Tourism Marketing Corporation (GPTMC) is holding a competition in conjunction with their "With Love" project. Those interested in taking part can go to GPTMC's website and enter a love-inducing, 82-character "with love" phrase. A winner will be chosen on February 4, and their words (and name) will be displayed on a billboard along I-95. Need a suggestion?
DEAR WHOEVER'S INTERESTED, IF YOU WERE HERE, I'D BE HORNY. WITH LOVE, [YOUR NAME] XOXO
Talk Dirty
Posted 2011-02-06 23:46:27
I've been visiting your blog for a while now and I always find a gem in your new posts. Thanks for sharing.
Josh Middleton
Posted 2011-02-07 10:23:45
Thanks, Talk Dirty. I like your alias! :)
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POSTED: Monday, January 10, 2011, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: Music The Showdown
Monday: Guitar-heavy rockers Everyone Everywhere sound really familiar. You might have seen them during a spat of shows towards the end of last year, or maybe it's that their melodic tunes would fit comfortably alongside favorites from The Get Up Kids or Sunny Day Real Estate. Pronounced, piercing vocals front a thunderous backdrop, delivering acutely personal lyrics that make for a lot of swooning and bombast. Their method is tried and true, but Everyone Everywhere have carved out a passionate, intense niche. w/ Young Leaves & Luther, 8 p.m., $5, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919. Tuesday: If you're gonna name your band 'The Dance Party,' you'd better live up to that inherent promise. Though they're not a dance band in the strictest sense, you can most definitely dance to The Dance Party. Their anthemic, soaring tunes all feature a beat that's easy to get into. Last year, the DC quartet unleashed their first wide-release album, Touch, but they have a wealth of (mostly unreleased) back catalogue. Will it be a party? Yes. Will you dance? Also yes. w/ Wallpaper, K.Flay & Negative Department, 6 p.m., $10, The Fire, 412 W. Girard Ave., 267-671-9298. Wednesday: Tao Rodriguez-Seeger is part of a folk music revolution. As founder of The Mammals and grandson of Pete Seeger, Tao constantly has one foot in the future and one in the past. Helping him to bridge that gap are his countless musical friends, several of whom will be around at this show. Members of Railroad Earth and Hot Tuna will join Tao for an evening that's bound to be like those great folk showcases of yore. Just like in A Mighty Wind. Sorta. 8 p.m., $19.50 - $29.50, Sellersville Theater, 24 West Temple Ave., 215-257-5808. Thursday: It didn't take long for Creepoid to transition from newcomers into mainstays. Through an exhaustive amount of touring and sneak peeks of a debut full-length, they've quickly become one of the city's new favorite bands. Those album hints are about to come to an end, though, as this show celebrates the anticipated release of Horse Heaven. It's a spooky, hazy and alluring record, and it can only get better when heard live. w/ Party Photographers, Nothing & Pet Milk, 7:30 p.m., $8, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919. Friday: Roanoke's poppy and noisy power duo, Eternal Summers, return to Philadelphia for a night of, well, pop and noise. They released their debut LP, Silver, back in September, but Nicole and Daniel's creative minds never stop buzzing. With an ear towards more leisurely, atmospheric sounds suggested on Silver's second side, Eternal Summers' forthcoming EPs might be less manic than some of their lo-fi contemporaries'. Then again, they certainly know how to cut loose with a minute-and-thirty blitz, so who can tell? w/ Tyvek & Moon Women, 8 p.m., $7, Cha-Cha'Razzi, 1918 S. Bancroft St. Saturday: Skronky saxophones, fidgety keyboards and lyrics that are tough to keep up with, Buffalo Stance is one of our city's most unusual musical offerings. And, of course, I mean that in the best possible way. Jamey Robinson, often of Man Man, started the group as a solo project, though it's more recently expanded into a full-on band. At times jazzy, dancey or just kooky, Buffalo Stance is constantly captivating and always entertaining. w/Andrew Cedermark & Lux Perpetua, 9 p.m., $10, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684. Sunday: In a world increasingly populated by retro-styled soul belters, Eli "Paperboy" Reed remains a standout favorite. It could be his dynamite stage presence, his instantly-likeable songs or his pretty sweet haircut, but Reed, ahem, delivers. Here's a guy who not only knows how to emulate his classic record collection, but how to make his own tunes sound like lost gems themselves. w/ Spirit Kid, 7 p.m., $12 - $14, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St. 215-787-0488.
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POSTED: Saturday, January 8, 2011, 6:44 PM
Filed Under: TV
No, you didn't just stumble across Meal Ticket to discover a new burger joint opening in town. Sorry. It's actually an animated comedy premiering tomorrow night on Fox, and I thought the trailer looked promising. Created by Loren Bouchard (Adult Swim's Home Movies), it centers around the cute but dysfunctional Belcher family and the shenanigans involved as they operate a small hamburger restaurant. Check out the trailer below:
rubytrig
Posted 2011-01-08 22:25:26
Very Interesting! I just now printed Coupons of my Favorite Brands for free from "Printapons" you can find them online.
Caitlin Connors
Posted 2011-01-10 13:28:06
Very funny... I did think I was the first to know about a new restaurant :)
Josh Middleton
Posted 2011-01-10 17:19:40
Sorry Caitlin!
bob's burgers review
Posted 2011-01-11 09:49:57
Bob's Burgers received some mixed criticism. Some see the humor but i really do not. Bad jokes, bad deliverance and absolutely not funny.
Josh Middleton
Posted 2011-01-11 10:34:53
Thanks for your thoughts!
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POSTED: Friday, January 7, 2011, 7:00 PM
Filed Under: Comedy LOL With It
Photo | Shannon Casey
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Ryan Stout — performing tonight and tomorrow at Helium Comedy Club — is charming, charismatic, diplomatic, intellectual, and good at covering up a clear lack of morals — a bit like what I imagine the anti-Christ would be. Despite knowing his words would end up in a blog column, he confides in me that he hates the internet, because the aggregation of world knowledge ruins the possibility for the non-existent to exist ... "I wanna be a legend ... The internet is a legend killer." With that in mind, I'm going to crack the Ryan Stout mythos, which has gained traction steadily over the past ten years — thanks to a global touring schedule and regular appearances on E!'s Chelsea Lately. If you see him at Helium this weekend, he'll have you believe that the jokes he's telling — despite sounding plain evil — are essentially wholesome at the core. He'll actually spend a significant portion of his stage time explaining this, and even longer if you happen to spend an hour on the phone with him. But the fact of the matter is that he's a salesman, using logical-sounding double talk to sell your soul back to you — after you've laughed at the mentally handicapped, child molestation and microwaved little-people — or, if you didn't laugh, he's selling you the idea that you can still call yourself a good person if you'd like to chuckle at the next one. But he's lying to you. And I'm not sure what it says about me as a person, that this lie adds fervor to my swoon over him as one of the most brilliant working comics in the country. (It probably says that I've watched There Will Be Blood one too many times.) A master wordsmith, Stout can weave a tapestry of multidimensional wrongness that really does the heart good, especially if you genuinely love the craft of comedy. The phrase "shock comic" will usually be a turn-off so I don't want to give you the wrong idea. Stout never utters the F-word once, never shows a hint of anger, and — for all I can tell — never shares any genuine feelings about ... anything. But where a "shock" comic would make you say, "I can't believe he just said that," Ryan Stout will make you say, "I can't believe I just laughed at that."
Photo | Shannon Casey
To vote for Stout in Comedy Central's Standup Showdown, text "stout" to 44696
So I exaggerated earlier with implications that enjoying Stout's comedy makes you a bad person. It only makes you a bad person in the puritanical sense, in the reactionary sense. The truth is that laughing at something — or even joking about something — can't really make you a bad person. Or, if it can, it should be noted that Stout isn't doing crowd work at a highschool, permanently lowering self-esteems. He isn't slinging one-liners at a funeral home, magnifying the grief of recent widows. He's at a nightclub, highlighting inconsistencies and poorly worded cliches. The fact that he challenges even the most liberal-minded conversational mores at the very same time is part of what makes him a visionary comic. He's like Neo seeing the meta-verbal matrix and flexing your sensibilities for a more nuanced journey through post-modernity. Growing up in El Paso, Texas Stout found being a straight white male made him a minority. Like many comics, a sharp tongue became a necessary utility during his formative years. "I was defending myself a lot when I was a kid. Physically I wasn't going to be able to take people on, especially in groups — I had to use my wit." It was during these years that Stout figured out how to inflame his opponents without ever actually being vulgar. "I had to learn to win the verbal battles in a way that could be done in front of the teachers." More after the jump — including a video and details about his performance schedule. So far, I admit I'm making him sound pretty confrontational, but as an intelligent audience member, Stout is on your side. He insists he doesn't design his comedy to piss anyone off. It's based on things that "seem" (read: are) wrong morally, but logically they make sense. He claims that people let a lot of things fly because the jokes works in context, but certain people have no sense of logic, only needless empathy ... and the squares come in all sizes. Stout says that, perhaps counter-intuitively, one particular demographic of people who enjoy his act enough to approach him with kind words after shows are rich older people. "I have a couple theories on that. Older people haven't had their attention span ruined by the internet, so they can remember a call-back from 45 minutes ago. Also, I think wealthy older folks are comfortable with life in a certain way, that when they're going to a show they're going to appreciate a good show. Others might be going to a show just to drink excessively." There is a subtle difference between people who are going out to "have a good time" vs. going out to "appreciate a good show." It makes you think about the difference between the people who attend the theater vs. people who lose their shit over a hockey fight. Now the stark contrast between Stout and a "shock comic" really begins to sublimate. Unfortunately, Ryan reports that the wealthy elderly (henceforth to be referred to as the wealtherly) only really go out to Tower Theatre-esque shows (places where he might be opening for Bob Saget). They don't watch Comedy Central and they don't go out to night clubs. So that leaves the general public to get most of the laughs from what he's doing. And when it comes to a random sample of the American cross section, Stout is likely to be a love-or-hate type of comic (for either good or bad, people will surely write letters). What with the wealtherly unreliable to turn out at Helium in large volume, Stout is basically relying on the intelligent younger folks of Philly to enjoy some truly vibrant comedy that not all Americans have the high-powered effectiveness to appreciate. "I always loved performing in Philly because it's one of those places where poeple are forced to interact with strangers on a daily basis. It's not like Des Moines where they get in their car and go to work, and never see someone they haven't met. But when you're on the subway, you see strange people doing strange things on a regular basis. If I'm on stage and I talk about one of those girls who cut themsevles, people here can relate. But people in Des Moines hear that and they can't relate at all, they're like 'oh my god!'' So, it may or may not be a match made in heaven that Stout will be headlining Philly's top comedy room. When you combine our city's strong presence of intellectually minded culture-junkies with our notorious battery-throwing lust for pure evil, Philly should be Darth Stout's home away from home. I half-kid, of course. To a comedy savvy mind, Stout is actually a Jedi Knight, restoring ballance to a comedy landscape which has succomed at times to lowest-common-denominator material and style-over-substance. "I took a strange interest in comedy since I was very little. I had notepads where i would write down my jokes. I knew from very young that I would do it some day. The naïveté which that produces was that everybody on the planet respects stand-up as much as I do. So the first few years at shows, when people would heckle, I'd be in the back of the room going, 'Wait, what's happening here? They're doing work! What kind of psychopath would interrupt?' But it's a job where I deal with the general public, and [as we learned from Carlin] the public sucks." There is certainly a strong element of elitism to Stout's material (not to mention his general appearance and demeanor). "I always thought jokes were funnier when you're in the position to get the joke, and people around you don't get the joke. I think you enjoy the joke more, you feel like it's an inside joke. I craft jokes that you have to do some of the work on, because I want to leave some of you behind. I hate the comics who get onstage and want everybody to like them. I'm like, what world are you living in! As long as the majority get it, that's fine..." Stout touts consumer responsibility, and despises that about crowds come out to shows and don't know what they're gonna get, and then they get upset when it's something they don't like. He frequently compares it to the movies. "You wouldn't go out to the movies and say, any movie will do, I just like movies!" For what it's worth at this point, Stout is remarkably classy. Even though he must clearly know how prodigous his comedy is, he's pretty humble, without the slightest hint of diva. He credits this to having an incrementally advancing career. Where as some comics receive a huge break and get white hot (which can over-inflate the ego), Stout says he had to step on every wrung of the ladder, which makes him appreciative of... pretty much everything: his openers, the clubs that book him, the big names he's worked with. He's a very generous professional, and seems all-around good-natured. This is all part of what makes it so exhilarating that he's willing to publicly unravel the ubiquitous moral treadmill we're all running on. He very well may be the anti-Christ, and it's a very exciting thing. "It's fine for people to understand human empathy, but they also have to have some smarts. Someone saw my half-hour and hated it. He wrote, 'I saw Ryan Stout's special twice and i think it's garbage. This guy's being willfully sociopathic.' ...well I AM doing that... and I wonder why you can't get on board..."

Fri., Jan. 7 and Sat., Jan. 8, 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m., $20-$25, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,heliumcomedy.com.

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