Archive: December, 2010

POSTED: Monday, December 27, 2010, 2:00 PM
As we told you last week, our fiction and poetry contests — usually a published-in-December-or-January thing — are back, as a published-in-February thing. Now we are proud to tell you who we've cajoled into judging duty this year.
Poetry Judge: Michelle Taransky works at UPenn's Kelly Writers' House and co-hosts the Whenever We Feel Like It reading series. She's also the reviews editor at Jacket Magazine, and has been published everywhere from VOLT to Ars Poetica to Drunken Boat. Her book Barn Burned, Then won the 2008 Omnidawn Poetry Prize.
Fiction Judges: Matthew Quick is the author of The Silver Linings Playbookwhich we excerpted in 2008 — and the YA novel Sorta Like a Rock Star. Alicia Bessette is the author of Simply, From Scratch (and a kick-ass solo pianist). Together, this literary husband-and-wife duo run the Quest for Kindness blog, an island of anti-snark that took Rick Moody aback. So there it is, Writing Contestants. Get typing. Deadline is Jan. 19. Entry fee is $5. (Entry = one story or up to 5 poems.) Stories should be around 3,000 words or less. Entries should be e-mailed to gimmefiction@citypaper.net or mailed the old-fashioned way to: City Paper Writing Contest, 123 Chestnut St., Third Floor, Philadelphia, PA 19106.
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POSTED: Friday, December 24, 2010, 8:32 PM
Filed Under: Music | Radio
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Second Most Beloved Christmas Jew
You know Jon. He DJs every Wednesday night on WPRB, he blogs at Keeping Score At Home, he runs the record labels Comedy Minus One and My Pal God, he used to do the Local Support podcast, he tweets, he does something with Princeton basketball I think — point is, he does a lot of great things well. But all that is total crap compared to his annual 24-Hour Radio Show, on which he plays holiday music from 6 p.m. Christmas Eve to 6 p.m. Christmas day. Nonstop. No naps. Jon's seasonal music collection is impressive, but hearing him descend into madness as the exhaustion sets in, that's fun to listen to, too. 24-Hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB, Fri., Dec. 24, 6 p.m.-Sat., Dec. 25, 6 p.m., WPRB 103.3 FM, wprb.com.
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POSTED: Friday, December 24, 2010, 4:00 PM
Filed Under: Movies trailer!
Merry Christmas Eve, celebrators of Christian holidays! On this momentous day-before-the-big-day, we'd like to take a second from your holiday-glee fest to bring you the trailer for Hanna, set to come out in Philly on April 8, 2011. Saoirse Ronan (The Lovely Bones), in the title role, plays a Jungle Book-meets-Salt-style mini-warrior who throws the feds (Cate Blanchett!) off her dad's (Eric Bana!) trail by acting all sweet and innocent and then killing the shit out of everybody. Behold:
Now go drink some egg nog.
Brion
Posted 2010-12-24 11:39:16
Original Score by The Chemical Brothers!
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POSTED: Friday, December 24, 2010, 2:00 PM
Filed Under: Poetic License
Devoted poet/avid concert-goer/nerd-grrrl extraordinaire Jane Cassady's weekly horoscopes run in this space every Friday morning. The Holly Jolly Edition Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20): Emulate Buddy from Elf: Expect people to be nicer, shinier, jollier than they really are. Be amazing and prolific at cut-paper decorations. Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19): Like Brittany from Glee, you still believe in Santa Claus. Celebrate elaborate ruses, spurious physics and carrots left out for reindeer. The stars believe, too. Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20): All of your far-away friends are thinking of you, their thoughts jingling through the night air in your direction, keeping the children awake. Aries (March 21-April 18): Edward Scissorhands is a very sad Christmas movie. Make a place for your inner misfit, not hidden in the castle making snow, but down among the houses, cutting everyone's hair. Taurus (April 19-May 18): You are the Glee version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside," groundbreaking and old-timey, all at once. Gemini (May 19-June 21): Decorate all of your cookies in the shape of your New Year's resolutions: the books published, the apologies cut down on, the energy conserved. Cancer (June 22-July 23): In the Muppet version of It's a Wonderful Life, Kermit and Gonzo sing a duet called "Everyone Matters," and it's true! Think of all the good you've done this year, for everyone. The stars would like to thank you. Leo (July 24-Aug. 23): Like Fred Claus, you have a heart the size of Chicago, the gift of gab, and the propensity to dance to Elvis while disrupting elf productivity. You're sometimes outshined, but never outloved! Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23): Your Christmas card list is expanding. Sit down and write love letters for hours in front of a Top Chef: Just Desserts marathon. Make mix tapes for all of your sweethearts. Use every single stamp. Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 21): Last night during a holiday dinner, a favorite couple of mine performed "Sisters" from White Christmas, as voiced by two rosemary dinner rolls. Get it, rosemary? Like Rosemary Clooney? Be as silly and perfect and awesome as that. Scorpio (Oct. 22-Nov. 22): In Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, family togetherness triumphs over poverty, greed, and The Riverbottom Nightmare Band. You've overcome so much this year. I wish you hugs from Muppet otters! Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22): "Charlie Brown is a blockhead, but he did get a pretty nice tree." Put aside all of your complaints. Forget everything but singing.
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POSTED: Thursday, December 23, 2010, 7:00 PM
Photo | Ryan Carey
Seeing an all-male Lady Gaga tribute band proves two ancient theories. 1) A well crafted pop song will sound good in any musical genre. 2) At a big enough rock show, no amount of context-cues will stop people from yelling out "Freebird!" Scientists say that the eyes like new things, the ears like familiar things. This explains why people usually don't go out to see movies they've already seen, but they only go out to see bands they already know. Rad Bromance figured out a pretty cool trick. By paying tribute to Lady Gaga, they are playing all songs that everybody knows, whether they know they know them or not. I've never in my life listened to Lady Gaga, or so I thought. But it's easy to forget how pervasive pop-music can be in our culture, because I found myself familiar with all but two songs from their show. And the two that I didn't know, I became familiar with instantly--because that's the (somewhat shallow but not unimportant) emotional payoff of well-written pop music: a sense of instant familiarity. So, what does Rad Bromance sound like? Honestly? Imagine Def Leppard-era glam-metal with semi-hardcore breakdowns. Chunky guitars, tastefully utilized synth, heavy drumming, and a front-man who could have been a David Bowie/Scott Weiland test-tube nephew (somewhat scaled back on charisma and over-all talent--which is to say, still impressive). All-together, think The Darkness with grungier riffs. Rad Bromance (I'm not sure if this is true to their name, or in-spite of it) really explores the cock-rock in Gaga's music. For paying tribute to a star whom--my imagination dictates--is covered 99% of the time by drag queens, Rad Bromance has an aura of truly 80's style "let's get laid" testosterock. I'm not exactly sure what variety of flamboyance I was expecting here, but if you wandered by the bar with no context in mind, you would think they are any other dude-rock band. Except with hooks so catchy it's wrong. They are local to Philly, so you will probably have an opportunity to catch them. Not a Lady Gaga fan, you say? Irrelevant. Rad Bromance isn't remotely 'about' Lady Gaga, as much it is about dudes using a brilliantly simple idea and competent execution to write their own ticket. I hate them the same way I hate the guy who invented the pet-rock: with envy for how easy their lives are going to be because they thought of it first. And I don't even want to think about what kind of 'attention' from the ladies they must be getting. Rah-rah ooh-la-la, indeed.
Photo | Ryan Carey
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Photo | Ryan Carey
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POSTED: Thursday, December 23, 2010, 5:45 PM
Photo | Zia Hiltey
Would you be OK with missing this?
Look, I know you have plans tonight. People are in from out of town, and the old gang is having a cocktail party or pub crawl. Not a soul in Philly gets Friday off from work without salivating about the Thursday night that comes before it. Hell, for the average 28-year-old, tonight is the real holiday. I'm not trying to discourage you from the same old festivity. Certainly pregame at the pow-wow or end up there for a night-cap. But at 8:30, grab as many of your jolly-ass chuckleheads as you can, and head over to Johnny Brenda's for Nobody Ever Dies on Christmas (Except Toshiro Mifune). Who's on the show tonight: Animosity Pierre: Brilliant Philly weirdos behind the Previously on Lost meme. Meg & Rob: Philly sketch-smiths who recently worked with Gamervision on the Invention of Pong. Bare Hug: One of the up-and-coming sketch groups in Philly right now formed out of Philadelphia Improv Theater's sketch-writing class taught by Kevin Allison (of MTV's The State). Chip Chantry & Johnny Goodtimes; Philadelphia's fourth- or fifth-best standup comic/quizzo DJ duo (as of 2008). Jon Goff: Armed with Google Image Search and a razor-sharp wit, John is a master of PowerPoint comedy (which is a lot funnier than it sounds). Emily & Micah McGraw: This married couple have lived all over the country and put their experiences and observations into well-crafted, funny songs. Randi Warhol: Brings her special blend of burlesque and satire to the stage, mixing the ha-has with the hubba-hubbas in a way that leaves audiences respectfully requesting more. (Or, y'know, catcalling.)
Photo | Zia Hiltey
Christmas + Death = Yes!
I got to chat with Secret Pants' Brian Craig and Bryce Remsburg about their big holiday sketchtacular. Jump on to read the interview, and in the meantime, jot down this very important information about tonight's show. Nobody Ever Dies on Christmas (Except Toshiro Mifune), Thu., Dec. 23, 9 p.m., $10, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., secretpants.net. Critical Mass: Do you guys perform regularly at Johnny Brenda's? Secret Pants: Our relationship with Johnny Brenda's has blossomed over the past couple of years. They originally tapped us to open for standup comedian Neil Hamburger. That show went really well and they asked us to move our big annual sketch show, "Welcome to the Terrordome" (where we gather the best sketch groups in Philly together for one big night) to JB's. After two successful "Terrordome" shows there, they asked us if we wanted to make it biannual and offered us the date of December 23. Rather than over-saturating our audience with the all-sketch "Terrordome" idea twice in a year, we thought it'd be fun to put together a holiday-themed variety show. CM: How long have you guys been preparing for tonight's show? SP: We've been kicking around Christmas ideas for sketches ever since the December 23 date was offered to us in the early summer, but we didn't kick it into high gear until this fall. We had a lot of ideas that included big productions and props and special effects. Some of the ideas were just impossible for us to do, production-wise, so we had to scrap them (though, if any Hollywood special effects people are reading this and want to work cheap, give us a call). We were able to realize a lot of the big ideas we thought up, specifically our new videos "Two Reindeer Get Into A Car Accident" and "Christmas of the Living Dead." CM: Is this your first variety-show style show, or have you done others? SP: This is the first time we've put together a full-blown variety show. There's a couple of shows in the city that have a variety flavor to them, including "Bedtime Stories," "Chip Chantry's One Man Show (w/ Special Guests)" and the late "Die Actor Die." So, we've performed with a lot of these varied acts, but we've never consciously gone out of our way to put together a show like this, which is really exciting. The audience is in for a treat. CM: Where do you think we are in the life-cycle of the variety show? SP: In terms of television, I'd say that the variety show is dead. The idea of this show certainly came from the classic Dean Martin or Bing Crosby-style "Hey, look who just showed up!" TV Christmas specials, which were largely a 1970s thing. In today's television landscape, there's just no place for it. However, I think the format is perfect for the comedy community. It was two to three years ago that things really blossomed with the advent of Bedtime Stories and Die Actor Die. We, as a local community, are stronger than the sum of all of our parts. Being able to mix disparate audiences and expose them to new groups is invaluable for the community to thrive. I never would have considered going to a burlesque show before I saw Randi Warhol at "Bedtime Stories." CM: What are your favorite venues? SP: Easily, the best "venue where bands usually play" is Johnny Brenda's. They very rarely have comedy acts, so it makes it a little special the one or two times a year we perform there. We just recently performed at a great theater in the city, the Philadelphia Shakespeare Theater, which is like a hidden gem, tucked away above some church on Sansom. It's a really nice open space that got us excited about performing again. And our favorite blackbox theater is the Shubin, where the Philadelphia Improv Theater has a monthly residence. So many of our close friendships with other performers were formed in the basement green room of the Shubin.
Greg
Posted 2010-12-23 16:34:29
Secret Pants are great. They're the only group that consistently books gigs in music venues - and that has been really good for getting music fans to crossover and become comedy fans too. This show is going to fantastic!
anonymouse
Posted 2010-12-24 19:31:23
Are they aware that Mifune actually died on Dec 24th? Just asking...
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POSTED: Thursday, December 23, 2010, 4:36 PM
Filed Under: Shopping Coveted
Collectors of pretty things, take note: Every week, we're rounding up a what's-what of what we [heart], culled from the scores of design blogs, artist sites and Etsy treasuries we stalk on the regular. This year, after much protesting, we finally caved and got our relatives the Kindles they've been asking for since 2007, despite our very strong feelings that actual books are better. (See Humbug, bah.) In order to make ourselves feel a little better about technology taking hold of our DIY-or-die lives, we've compiled a set of handmade, Etsy-sold gadget cases that make for cozy accompaniments to the hard-wired gifts we're receiving/giving this year.
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POSTED: Thursday, December 23, 2010, 2:05 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass
Philly photographer Joshua Marowitz has utilized an old-time technique on his latest subject, the native plants of southeastern Pennsylvania. The salted paper printing process was the main procedure for photography during the mid 1800s, it used salted paper and silver nitrate to capture a silver imprint of the subject. Marowitz's salt-paper exploration of local botany is on view through February 26, 2011.
Photo courtesy of SchuylkillCenter.org
Seal of Solomon, Joshua Marowitz
Photo courtesy of SchuylkillCenter.org
Honeysuckle, Joshua Marowitz
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Ashy Sunflower, Joshua Marowitz
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POSTED: Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 8:30 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes
credit Scott Weiner
Harry Jay Katz and Debra Cruz.
Just in time for Christmas: XIPWIRE Inc. and Gyro Advertising, two Philly-ians, start the "Hero or Anarchist" ad campaign that'll run through January 2011. The Philly-based on-line and mobile payment firm XIPWIRE calls itself a secure service through which to donate to WikiLeaks, this while other electronic payment providers have ceased. "Our motivation is really simple," writes XIPWIRE founder Sharif Alexandre in the company's promotional notes. "While people may or may not agree with WikiLeaks, we feel that the recent decisions made by companies to refuse to process donations on their behalf effectively silences voices in this democracy. In fact, it was the Citizens United case that basically equated donations with our first amendment right to free speech. If the Supreme Court ruled that government doesn't have the power to regulate that form of speech then we feel corporations shouldn't have that power either." Yay you. Is Dec. 29 the day of infamy and plum pudding for Stephen Starr's The Dandelion. Or will it simply have to wait until Jan. 3 or 4 as is currently being discussed? It hasn't been announced yet but Atlantic Records (who just bought up Roadrunner Records) and Rolling Stone magazine will start a contest come January 2011 where they roam the country, sign eight artists and run cover-worthy features in the mag. My sources told me that one of the first artists being looked at for the Atlantic signing is Locust Gap, PA-to-Philly transplant Thom McCarthy, the folksy soul man behind I Lost Half of My Album & My Favorite Hat in the '92 Flood.
credit Scott Weiner
Snooki
WHOWHATWHERE: I never saw so many mentions of Jamie Foxx — not singing, not acting — as I have this week. There was the eat-a-thon/hang at R2L, his visit to Daniel Stern's place, the Lakers game, then the visit to Vault for a listening party. Suddenly, Foxx's lobster mac-n-cheese was big on the local blogging menu. The CD he was promoting (Best Night of My Life) and the charity he was here for (Joy to the World) was good too. Kate Gosselin and her brood were spotted racing Rocky-like up the steps of the Philly Art Museum with TLC cameras in tow after attending a Flyers game. Before hitting a screening at International House, karate expert/actor/director Crispin Glover was spotted at the Art Museum area Whole Foods. Isn't this the same Whole Foods where Michael Cera went during the Scott Pilgrim junket? Get your ass to South Street, punks. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi did a pre-holiday meet and greet at Sizzle Tans in NJ over the weekend and got something like $11,000 for an hour's appearance. Fantastic. The next run of Jersey Shore starts Jan. 6 and Sammi "the Sweetheart" Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro will appear at every racist's fave hang, McFadden's on N. Third, Jan. 22. Ugh. Danny DeVito and wife Rhea Perlman ate at Davio's and no bottles of Limoncello were harmed. It wasn't as much ladies-filled fun as the Trey Songz event at Sigma the day previous, but Keri Hilson did a listening session for her new CD No Boys Allowed at Sigma Sound. Tim Gunn of Project Runway ran nattily around the Cleopatra exhibition at the Franklin Institute with writer Ada Calhoun, with whom he is authoring a book on costume design for 2012. We're glad we snapped Harry Jay Katz and his new missus Debra Cruz on the day of their wedding two weeks ago. Katz writes: "Debra had a stroke on our wedding day and spent the next four days in Lankenau Hospital — it was more expensive than The Four Seasons. I must have a crippling affect on women." Luckily the new missus is doing better. "She's 100% fine and dandy now — thanks to the marvels of modern science." Now get thee to honeymoon. The Mayor, Bob Brady, Mummers bosses, emcee Eddie Bruce and members of the Fralinger String Band and Fancy Brigade Association announced that for 2011's New Year Day parade, the focus is family (face painting, craft booths at the Kimmel), better sightlines on Broad Street (more bleachers), there would be DJs summarily positioned along the route (?!) and that nationally people had better start respecting the Mummers parade like the do Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Damn straight. A quick farewell to Trudy Pitts, the Philly jazz scene legend and mistress of the local Hammond B3 organ sound who passed this week at age 78. Growing up, hearing her name in tandem with that of her husband, Mr. C (drummer Bill Carney) always brought a smile. Only hearing their music was better.
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POSTED: Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 5:00 PM
Filed Under: Arts Books
The O.G. of reading.
We want your poetry. We want your fiction. We want it by Jan. 19. Fiction: Stories should be 3,000 words or fewer and previously unpublished. No more than one submission per entrant. Poetry: One entry can consist of up to five poems. We'll publish the winning entries in City Paper. Judges and prizes will be announced soon. Please include a processing fee of $5 made payable to City Paper Writing Contest at the address below or via PayPal to paypal@citypaper.net. Stories should be e-mailed to gimmefiction@citypaper.net or mailed the old-fashioned way to: City Paper Writing Contest 123 Chestnut St., Third Floor Philadelphia, PA 19106 More info at citypaper.net/writingcontest. (Soon.)
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