Archive: December, 2010

POSTED: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 7:58 PM
Filed Under: Win
Aw, remember Coach Ken??
Hi, Gleeks! Since you're probably down in the dumps about the lack of new Glee episodes lately, we're here to give you something to do till your favorite nerds are back to keep you company on Tuesday nights. We've got a seven-disc Glee: The Complete First Season set to give away — it includes all 22 eps, plus more than two hours of special features (full-length audition pieces, "Bite Their Style: Dress Like Your Favorite Gleek," etc.). Oh, and just for funsies, we've also got a Season One Glee: The Music CD to throw into the mix. To win, write a haiku in the comments about or inspired by Glee. To get you started we have written a couple very stupid ones (this is a challenge for you to put our poetry to shame): Glee: It's like taking the "It Gets Better" campaign and reversing it. Ms. Pillsbury, your voice is like chipmunks chewing on other chipmunks. Thigh-slimming track pants And a mean streak like Perez: That's how Sue sees it. We'll announce the winner tomorrow at 5! [UPDATE, 5:05 p.m., Dec. 22]: Congratulations to CritMass reader Alex, who not only made us laugh, but actually seems to know what a haiku is! Unlike most of the Internet! Congrats, Alex, and thanks to everyone who submitted. Remember, 5-7-5!
noriko
Posted 2010-12-21 20:49:36
Glee is like the motivator to act cool in front of people
but then glee make it obviously & completely insane.
Cee
Posted 2010-12-21 21:22:06
I love Rachel but I think this could happen. :)
Here it goes:
Santana to Rachel: "Seriously, Berry. Look at yourself! I know that every girl has a right to be ugly. It´s alright. But you? You clearly abused the privilege!"
Lydia
Posted 2010-12-21 22:06:42
Dear Sue, you should realize that any similarities between you and a human are totally coincidential!
Shannon
Posted 2010-12-21 22:37:32
I don´t think that you are a fool, Finn. But what is my opinion against hundreds of others. -Quinn
Brittany´s biggest fan :D
Posted 2010-12-21 23:25:23
She wants to be a star.
She wants all that fame.
Rachel Barbra Berry is her name.
Jose C
Posted 2010-12-22 00:35:42
In her free time, Sue compares animal butt's with schuester's hair
Jose C
Posted 2010-12-22 00:39:12
Go on wolf, you can blow all that you want, but Schuester's hair won't move, just like the hair of that girly looking Justin Bieber
Jose C
Posted 2010-12-22 00:46:27
Rachel, you're voice is like the angel's.. when you're quiet
Seal Nantos
Posted 2010-12-22 13:18:54
Puck, Finn and Mike Chang
There's no way you're in high school.
But yous look real good.
Melissa M
Posted 2010-12-22 13:21:11
How I love thee, Glee
For you I'd gladly take a
Slushie in the face
Alex
Posted 2010-12-22 16:23:23
Gleeks suck at haiku, 
Apparently
So do I

Or:
I used to believe
Hell was a fictional place
Glee sure showed me, huh?

Ok, for real:
Stop making me laugh
I don't want to like you, Glee
Great, now I'm crying
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POSTED: Monday, December 20, 2010, 10:13 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes
Photo | Kate Bracaglia/Phrequency.com
It hasn't been announced yet, but Atlantic Records (who just bought up Roadrunner Records) and Rolling Stone magazine will start a contest come January 2011 where they roam the country, sign eight artists and run cover-worthy features in the RS. This afternoon, my sources told me that one of the principal artists being looked at for the Atlantic signing/magazine stuff is Locust Gap PA-to-Philly transplant Thom McCarthy. He would've won one of my Philly albums of 2010 save for the fact that what he released in 2010 was an EP, I Lost Half of My Album & My Favorite Hat in the '92 Flood. Doesn't count. That said, before he and his weirdly arranged tunes, barking honeyed soulful voice and folksy memorable melodies get famous, McCarthy (who works at World Café Live), Screwjack and Joshua Park do their Christmas songs and holiday hosannas at National Mechanics tonight at 9 p.m. at 22 S. Third St. I once wrote that McCarthy's been known to conjure "Elvis' ghost with a foot-stomping howl." He must be good if I said it.
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POSTED: Monday, December 20, 2010, 7:45 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass
Awwwww ...
It's still a couple of months away, but Mural Arts Center is encouraging those interested in tying the knot on Valentine's Day to get a head start on their planning — especially, say, if you've thought about getting married on a train with Mayor Michael Nutter. What the ... ? Taking off on Feb. 13, Mural Arts Center's Love Train is a 5 m.p.h. decorated Septa ride around Philadelphia touring the murals that make up Stephen Powers' Love Letter project. When the chug-a-chug-a comes to an end, spectators will be treated to a screening of A Love Letter For You — the documentary that chronicles Powers' work to undertake and complete his lengthy plan. And here's where the whole get-hitched-on-a-train part comes in: One couple will have the opportunity to be married on the train by Mayor Nutter as they zoom past the 50 murals that make up Powers' Love Letter project. It may not be the most romantic idea for a wedding day, but you'd be hard pressed to find anything more Philly-centric. To be considered, send a creative email to events@muralarts.org laying out the reasons why you'd be the best couple to get married on this train. And they want you to be super artistic — so attach a video, send some photos or write up a little poem that expresses your desire. There are only 360 seats (180 couples) available on the train, so the earlier you get your submission in, the better. Good luck!
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POSTED: Monday, December 20, 2010, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: Music
(Instead of a SHOWDOWN this week, enjoy this little diversion!) Ah, the year-end list. It's a fabled favorite that brings out the best in the past year's music, and the worst in the commenting users on music media sites. Since there are so many websites out there running down their favorite discs of 2010, I did you a favor and gathered up all the important parts: What album is at the top, what albums make unexpected appearances, and what each list can teach us. You're welcome. Pitchfork What's #1: Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Surprising inclusion: Oneohtrix Point Never - Returnal What we can learn from this list: If you didn't listen to these albums this year, you either (1) spent your days in total darkness or (2) exhibit free will. Either way, we have much to learn from you. Stereogum What's #1: Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Surprising inclusion: Field Music - Field Music (Measure) What we can learn from this list: Stereogum thinks they're the hippest thing ever, and that's kind of cute. Like a kid who writes certain letters backwards. SPIN What's #1: Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Surprising inclusion: M.I.A. – Maya What we can learn from this list: Somebody made it all the way through M.I.A.'s album. Magnet What's #1: Beach House - Teen Dream Surprising inclusion: Boston Spaceships - Our Cubehouse Still Rocks What we can learn from this list: When Bob Pollard makes a new record, at least one person is still listening. Rolling Stone What's #1: Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Surprising inclusion: Anything from any artist under the age of 30. Err, make that 40. What we can learn from this list: John Mellencamp, Elton John and Robert Plant aren't dead. NME What's #1: These New Puritans – Hidden Surprising inclusion: These New Puritans – Hidden What we can learn from this list: The NME still thrives on being frustratingly contrary. No wonder every British band makes fun of them. NPR Music's All Songs Considered (Listener Picks) What's #1: Arcade Fire - The Suburbs Surprising inclusion: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross - The Social Network Soundtrack What we can learn from this list: NPR listeners are adorable people who you probably shouldn't trust with making a mixtape. Rawkblog What's #1: The Radio Dept. - Clinging To A Scheme Surprising inclusion: Kisses - The Heart Of The Nightlife What we can learn from this list: Bloggers are way cooler than you are. AV Club What's #1: Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Surprising inclusion: Dessa - A Badly Broken Code What we can learn from this list: Thank your lucky stars that our political system hasn't yet reached the level of fuckeduptitude that is the AV Club's year end list voting process. We here at Critical Mass will be posting a list of our own later this week, and let us know if you come across any other notable lists (and before you ask, we've already seen this one).
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POSTED: Monday, December 20, 2010, 4:27 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes
© Scott Weiner
Diddy at the 2010 Joy To The World Black Tie Gala
Ah, the Joy to the World Weekend? This is a winter hit-and-run Icecube because the whole weekend hit the way a snowball strikes — cold, fast, blurry and with lots of Ciroc vodka. Sorry. You don't do my snowballs. With my Thursday lost in North Bowl Vivica Fox/Fabolous hell for a moment, I looked to my Friday and Saturday with Joy to the World charity weekend headliners Jamie Foxx, Diddy, and the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Friday, after an appearance at both the Power 99 and WDAS radio studios, where he had dinner at the height of Two Liberty Place and the Lakers/76ers game, Jamie Foxx hit The Vault (nee Fusion) for his record release party for Best Night of My Life, entering the club looking all wooly like Nanook of the north.
© Scott Weiner
On Saturday after the Kids Star Fest at the Pennsylvania Convention Center, organized by Penn grad Tyrone L. Gilliams Jr. (the man behind the Joy to the World weekend), everyone waited for Diddy and the Housewives to show at the Ritz Carlton. We got Buc Wylde, Renee Chenault Fattah and Chaka Fattah and Erin Elmore – but where's Diddy and the Housewives? After they had hung at the Ritz bar for a bit before running back up to their rooms, we heard that Housewife Kim Zolciak would be tardy to her party because she spilled a drink on her dress (she did show up at the after party at The Vault Ultra Lounge) leaving Sheree Whitfield (pictured right) on her own to walk the Ritz Carlton's red carpet and hang in its roped-off white curtained VIP lounge, which was fun in itself. Jermaine Dupri was there. So was Vivica Fox. We kept hearing that Diddy was late due to his entourage looking for cheesesteaks and Diddy's hanging with a few women he met — pure speculation, mind you, yet you couldn't help but wonder after last week's CD release bash where 200 women got dragged into proximity of a Diddy hot tub where one model got her hair burned. Finally Diddy arrived in a black velvet tux and a toothpick with Fabolous (in a niiize grey tux) to the Ritz Carlton. They stayed in the VIP lounge a bit (Brian McKnight stopped by, too) before heading out of the hotel then hitting the Vault Ultra Lounge where comic Kevin Hart and rapper Meek Mill hung out. Too chilly out for all this, you know – but I. Roll. In. The. Cold. Too. Check here for fun celeb tweets from the event. Check Icepack and Icepack Illustrated for more info gossip food celebrity and jazz.
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POSTED: Monday, December 20, 2010, 3:25 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass | Shopping
On Sunday, the upstairs music venue at Johnny Brenda's was transformed into a gypsy caravan-esque arts-and-crafts boutique for last minute local wares. Everything from hand-crafted jewelry to original artwork was available for the quirky indie kids on my short-n-stingy recession-era gift-list (although it's still not too late to beef up your generosity for the benefit of the local economy). The fourth annual ProHolBaz had some real wins. A couple of my favorites are pictured below and after the jump.
Photo | Ryan Carey
Rachel Ogden showcases her vegan-friendly homemade bling.
Photo | Ryan Carey
You can visit her online outlet at www.TheFeatheredSnail.com
Photo | Ryan Carey
Chief of Everything (aka Sharif Pendleton) offers an array of locally-made stocking-crammers.
Photo | Ryan Carey
You can order sets of thick, laser-cut bamboo coasters at his website, www.Mastersofnone.org.
Rachel Ogden
Posted 2010-12-20 13:29:48
Great blog post! Thanks so much for featuring The Feathered Snail!  We love City Paper!
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POSTED: Friday, December 17, 2010, 8:30 PM
Photo | Eric Schuman
READING RAINBOW

It was far too cold to do anything last night. Casting aside any better judgement, fans of Philly's latest hometown-favorites-turned-nationally-recognized-sensation, Reading Rainbow, hunkered down in the Danger Danger Gallery for warmth and fuzz. The show, like Reading Rainbow's new 7", also featured a set from Coasting, a similarly dreamy duo whose surf-y tunes often boast some jagged Sleater-Kinneyisms. Reading Rainbow's set tore through most of the tunes from their recently released full length, Prism Eyes. Rob and Sarah hardly stopped to take a breath between songs, though they each seemed to marvel at how each song got faster and faster as the night went on. Maybe that's how they managed to stay warm.

More pictures after the jump:

Photo | Eric Schuman
READING RAINBOW
Photo | Eric Schuman
READING RAINBOW
Photo | Eric Schuman
READING RAINBOW
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POSTED: Friday, December 17, 2010, 7:30 PM
Filed Under: Music Concert Review

words by M.J. Fine | photo by Chris Sikich

Most Liz Phair songs are, at root, about knowing what you want but not how to get it. Thursday night, she showed she knew what the smallish crowd wanted, and exactly how to give it to them. She's released three albums in the past decade, but you'd hardly know it from the setlist, which included just a pair of songs apiece from this year's Funstyle (the needy "Oh, Bangladesh!" and a rockin' "And He Slayed Her") and 2003's Liz Phair (Top 40 hits "Extraordinary" and "Why Can't I?"), and nothing at all from '05 dud Somebody's Miracle. Instead, she drew heavily on earlier material, especially her 1993 debut, Exile in Guyville, which provided nine of the show's 19 numbers. And the fans hung on her every word, heartily singing along with "6'1"" and "Fuck and Run," pumping their fists to "Divorce Song," helping Phair remember the lyrics to "Soap Star Joe," and clamoring to join her on stage to sing the high part of "Flower." (The lucky volunteer, Ashley — who performed ably if not as memorably as the guy who got the job a few years back — returned to the pit to back pats and a cry of "I wanna be you right now!") But Phair was the average, everyday sane-psycho supergoddess people had paid to see, and she was eating it up. Backed by a competent but generic band, she was clearly having a good time, engaged in the songs and the audience in a way she wasn't able to the first time around. A self-deprecating story about admiring opener Chris Brokaw from afar when they were undergraduates at Oberlin was eagerly received, as was her appreciation for the blurters in the room. And the set's shortcomings only further endeared her to the crowd. Her voice sounded thin in spots, and she struggled to get in key for "Why Can't I?" A shouted-out request for "Shitloads of Money" was obliged on the spot, though the band hadn't rehearsed it, and Phair pulled it off with her sheer charisma. No doubt a few loyalists were rooting for a scrap or two from her Girlysound demos, a couple more selections from Whip-smart and whitechocolatespaceegg, or even an OMG moment from Funstyle. Those people didn't necessarily get all they'd sought. But for once, to paraphrase one of Phair's contemporaries, everyone wanted what they got. See Also: Reconsider Me: Liz Phair
nick
Posted 2010-12-17 18:14:47
Nice review; spot on.
Ken
Posted 2010-12-20 20:46:39
Do you happen to remember the entire setlist Liz played that evening?
Steve
Posted 2010-12-21 00:13:16
The concert was a blast. I was expecting some acoustical work from Liz, but this was all electric. Very fast paced concert. The only two down tempo songs were Mesmerizing and Perfect World. 

Liz is a major crush of mine, which may explain why I enjoy all her music, including that "dud", Somebody's Miracle. I would have liked something from that album thrown in. I also wanted more of Funstyle. But I was happy with what I got, as were the fans.

BTW: I thought the sound system at the TLA was great. I love the tone of Liz's voice but I thought for sure it would get drowned out by the instruments. Not to worry, her vocals came through very strong.
Howard
Posted 2010-12-29 15:37:43
Steve, glad to hear the sound was good where you were. I was right up front and couldn't hear a word. 

And FYI, I was the guy who sang "Flower" with Liz back in '08, as the article references. That was a nice surprise :-)
Charlotte
Posted 2011-01-23 17:01:50
great review. 

slightly disappointed that nothing was played from Somebody's Miracle and very little from her Liz Phair album. The concert was really fast paced and it seemed to fly by.

she was fantastic as always, she even gave me an autograph after the show
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POSTED: Friday, December 17, 2010, 6:30 PM
Filed Under: Interview | Movies
Andrew Jarecki, director/writer/producer of All Good Things
Writer/director/producer Andrew Jarecki's All Good Things provides an absorbing theory about the Robert Durst cases — the 1982 disappearance of his wife, and two subsequent deaths 20 years later. For All Good Things, the names have been changed — Durst becomes Robert Marks here — to protect the possibly guilty. After helming the spellbinding documentary Capturing the Friedmans and producing Catfish this summer, Jarecki makes his first foray into fiction film with All Good Things (reviewed here). We spoke with the City Paper about the recurring themes of his work — true crime and family. City Paper: What fascinates you about true crime, particularly stories where guilt is suspected by never quite proven? Andrew Jarecki: I never ever thought, I'm interested in a particular genre. It's more that I hear an interesting story, and I take more of an interest in it. As I get closer to it, I start to realize it's similar to other things that I've done. I always think that I stumble into that situation and notice connections. But it's more like sleepwalking than a plan. I do try to listen to my intuition about things. If something interests me, I keep asking questions about it. I like things that are hidden. I think that when people hide things they're usually showing much more of themselves in the hiding than if they never hidden the thing to begin with. CP: Do you identify with the people/characters/families you present on screen? AJ: My family is unbelievably complicated, and I guess that's what probably makes them like all families. CP: How is your family complicated? AJ: They are a bundle of fantastic contradictions. A lot of my family members have alternative lifestyles and ways they do things and they criticize other family members who have other alternative lifestyles that are just as weird. The good thing about my family — and maybe it's liberating — is that my father is very good about talking about these things. There's nothing he won't discuss; he doesn't get offended. Our family doesn't mind a certain kind of self-analysis, so I became an in-house therapist for a lot of people that are in my life. I guess I look at families from that perspective. How families operate interest me, and how people set responsibilities. What do we owe each other for being born in the same house? I know brothers and sisters who hate each other — it's like the proximity of it that makes them go after each other. I love all the dividing lines and society rules. You're not supposed to have sex with your relatives, but millions of Americans do it. You're supposed to honor your brother and sister, but millions of Americans talk trash behind their back. These are rules we ignore. CP: All Good Things and Capturing the Friedmans are both, in their way, about sins of the father. You have two young sons. What messages are you passing along to them in your work? AJ: I sometimes think when I'm with my kids: What are the things I'm doing now that they will be made at me for later, and how do I avoid them? I know that my father did things when I was growing up — he created some impediments for me. They were his job to create, part of the trials and tribulations you have growing up so you get tough and adaptable. Being with my dad is like swinging with two bats. Sometimes he makes things difficult, or your can understand that's what a father will do. Like animals do — they fight internally so the young bucks become stronger and avoid trouble. In this film, the father behaves less like a father. The narcissism of this very powerful man ... his advice is meant to be taken as instruction. He doesn't think he is doing anything destructive.
CP: Katie (Kirsten Dunst) has a line in All Good Things where she says, "I've never been closer to anyone, but I don't know you at all." This could be used as the key to all of your films — where the characters think they know someone but don't have a clue. Why is that a running theme through your work? AJ: That's issue of identity is really important to me — that there is still privacy in an individual. If you're with someone and sleeping with them and you're having children—or not—with them, you are still independent and have secrets. I use that when I'm directing. I often will make an adjustment in a scene by going to one actor, and making an adjustment, and not go to the other at all. I think that that can have a really interesting impact. You're telling a secret to one actor, and it becomes like that game where one person knows something and the other has to guess. That's really how human beings operate with each other. If you try to do a business deal, or want to buy a house — almost every human interaction, whether it's a love relationship or a business deal — and in the Marks family, they are not totally unrelated — you don't have all the information. CP: How much do you think class was a factor in what transpired? AJ: I think that the fact that the case was never understood, analyzed or solved has a lot to do with the privilege of class. I think that was the case back in 1982 when [Katie] disappeared. When you have an enormously wealthy or powerful suspect or later defendant, there is a kind of conspiracy without a conspiracy. If you can't be sure to get a conviction on a regular person, but you think that there's a good chance that they killed someone, you send them through the machine. Because you think there is a pretty good chance to get a circumstantial conviction and send the person to jail. If you only have circumstantial evidence, let's say you don't have a body — and they didn't — I think there is often the phone call that comes from the mayor's office to the chief of police that says, "I would never tell you not to pursue a murder suspect, if you feel like this guy killed his wife, I say hang 'em high, but if you're not sure you can get a conviction, we'd be doing a lot of damage here to a very important constituent. I'd never tell you not to do the work, but be sure you're right." But if you have a murder with no body, you're never sure you're right. Who's going to take that challenge? In Galveston, the judge sees that the defendant is a person of unlimited resources. The judge is going to spend a lot of time protecting the record so they can't get overturned. When you are in Galveston and get a case with a high profile, you know for sure there's going to be an appeal, you let them do almost anything they want in court — like put the witness on the stand for two days and talk about tons of things that have nothing to do with the case. A poor defendant would never have that opportunity. CP: Can you comment on the Durst lawsuit? The family wanted the film stopped... AJ: Robert is a completely different animal from his family. His family is adamantly opposed to the film because the film doesn't work for their purposes, but he is adamantly opposed to his family. It was never his intention to sue us. He just wanted to see what he thought about the film for his own purposes. The Durst family wanting to sue us was a whole different thing, because they wanted to prevent us from shooting the movie. I don't think they were successful, but they certainly worked hard to keep the movie out of the public eye. It worked for a period of time.
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POSTED: Friday, December 17, 2010, 5:15 PM
Knopf, 320 pp., $35, Oct. 19
Welcome, once again, to Book Quarterly Trivia Week! In case you missed it, this week's City Paper focuses on food in a big way: Our two favorite home cooks/CP writers, Justin Bauer and Char Vandermeer, have been hitting the (cook)books for weeks, finding recipes that work and avoiding ones that don't. All this talk of cooking made us want to kick off this edition of BQTW with a cookbook giveaway. At Home with Madhur Jaffrey: Simple, Delectable Dishes from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka is a simple, lovely hardbound tome full of bright photos and simple-to-follow recipes (unlike Pushpesh Pant's India, which Justin and Char said was excellent for a seasoned chef but might be an uphill battle for an Indian cuisine newbie). To win a copy, answer the following trivia question:

Aside from cooking, Madhur Jaffrey is also a well-known actress. For what film did she win a Silver Bear award in 1965?

E-mail your answers to carolyn.huckabay@citypaper.net for a chance to win, and check back Monday for more giveaways!
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