Archive: December, 2010

POSTED: Tuesday, December 14, 2010, 3:00 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass | Shopping
Marianne Bernstein
A Photo from TATTED, out now from GritCityInc.
Do you have folks on your holiday shopping list who enjoy full-sleeve ink or perhaps colorful, curvaceous glass bowls? GritCityInc. is offering a free copy of TATTED to anyone who buys their first copy of TATTED or SMOKED, Volume 2 on their website. The sale on these full-color photo-logues of artistic achievements in permanent ink and smoking paraphernalia, respectively, is available until Dec. 31.
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POSTED: Monday, December 13, 2010, 7:52 PM
Filed Under: Movies | Now See This
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POSTED: Monday, December 13, 2010, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: Music The Showdown
Monday: Unsilent Night is less a holiday concert than it is a happening. An interactive night of "caroling," the gathering will feature the electronic composition by Phil Kline that gives the event its name. The piece won't be performed, per se, but played out of countless boom-boxes as the techno-revelers travel through Center City. There is only a handful of jamboxes to go around, so plan on bringing your own. The piece (in four different randomly-distributed fragments) is available for free download, and will come together in a Christmas Zaireeka of sorts. If you've had enough of the traditional wassailing that comes around this time each year, here's your avant-garde performance art alternative. 6:30 p.m., free, Philadelphia Ethical Society, 1906 S. Rittenhouse Sq., 215-735-3456. Tuesday: The funky, twitchy sounds of Cookie Rabinowitz are sneaky. On the one hand, they're groovy enough to make you want to dance. On the other, there's a sparseness about them that makes it a little tricky to lock into a beat. Leader Julius Curcio also has a fascination with making quirky web videos, though his forte remains the production of fragmented electro-pop. Curcio's deadpan delivery makes it a little tough to tell how seriously he takes this project, but his dedication to the music end is unquestionable. w/ Christie Lenee & Andrea Nardello, 8 p.m., $5, The Grape Room, 105 Grape St., 215-930-0321. Wednesday: Now would be a great time to catch Peter Nero and the Philly Pops for their annual Holiday Pops show. Why? Here are a few reasons: It's right in the middle of the show's run (so they've gotten out any opening day jitters); you're probably not sick of holiday music (not yet, anyway); and, as I've been told, 'tis the season! Nero leads the Pops in a presentation of seasonal favorites, making it a night of festive fun for the whole family. Better act quick, though, because after tonight, there are only four more performances (and nine shopping days) remaining. 8 p.m., $29 - $110, Kimmel Center, 260 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999. Thursday: Local phenom duo Reading Rainbow has a lot to share. Aside from being a couple of darn friendly people, Rob and Sarah have turned their propulsive, garage pop into a nationwide sensation. With a full-length, Prism Eyes, already under their belts for this year, Reading Rainbow have assembled a split 7" (remember those?) with Brooklyn buddies Coasting. Both groups will be playing at this show, which is sure to be a blissy, ear-popping kind of night. Be sure to wish Rob and Sarah the best on their upcoming tour with the Dum Dum Girls, too. w/ Moon Women, 8 p.m., $5 - $10, Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave. Friday: Did you know that Philadelphia has its very own instrumental prog/krautrock outfit? Did you know that they're named after a Gary Numan song? Do You Need The Service? (that's the name of the band, not another question) have been a live performing band for about three years now. In that time, the quartet has crafted complex-yet-accessible experiments from a range of jazz and rock influences. Since there aren't any lyrics to distract you, you'll have plenty of time to crawl inside the space-sounds that these fallout four construct. w/ Clamfight & Psalmships, 7:30 p.m., $5, Kung Fu Necktie, Saturday: Once a member of Rockapella (you remember 'Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?,' right?), Sean Altman has reinvented himself as the un-Kosherest of pop singers. Though this year's Hanukkah is now a memory, there's still time to enjoy the music of Altman's Jewmongous while communally cringing at the sight of all that damned Christmas cheer. Be advised, though: Sean might have won your heart with the theme song to a kids' game show, but this project is decidedly not for the kiddies. 7:30 p.m., $15, Tin Angel, 20 S. 2nd St., 215-928-0770. Sunday: Renaissance is a band that's bound to have an unironic comeback one of these days. Luckily, Annie Haslam remains plenty active in that event. The dramatic, woody sounds of her former band influence this new show of holiday music. "In The Spirit Of The Holidays" finds Haslam joined by a band of regular collaborators, sharing the festivities of Yule, Solstice and all those other under-represented winter celebrations. Even if your humbug reflex is getting itchy lately, Haslam's tremendous voice will melt even the iciest heart. w/ Jann Klose, 7:30 p.m., $35, Sellersville Theater, 24 West Temple Ave., 215-257-5808.
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POSTED: Monday, December 13, 2010, 3:26 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass
Photo | Ryan Carey
Salvaged Ted Nugent LP
As I turned a corner to head inside this year's Punk Rock Flea Market, I witnessed a car drive away with a bag of merchandise on its roof. Within seconds, the bag flew off onto Spring Garden with a shatter and the driver kept on going. I'm sorry to say, my anonymous absent-minded punk-rock friends, your framed mirror did not survive. However, your concert poster of Disappears, Woven Bones and Far-Out Fangtooth @ Kung Fu Necktie — as well as Cat Scratch Fever by the Nuge' — are safe and sound. This was my first visit to the Punk Rock Flea Market, and I was happy to see tons of cassette tape crafts, as well as police tape-style yellow plastic strips with "Fuck Off" printed on them — free samples of which were handed out in copious quantities. Check out more pictures after the jump. Oh, and if these wares belong to you and you'd like to meet up to exchange a pint for your poster and LP, email me at ryan.carey@citypaper.net.
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Salvaged concert poster from Kung Fu Necktie
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Cassette tape-shaped soap
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Cassette tape wallets
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Ellen Degeneres on a baby onesie
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POSTED: Friday, December 10, 2010, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: Icepack Illustrated
Photo | Jacques-Jean Tiziou
Pig Iron's Dito van Reigersberg
➤ One for the good: Jazzy chanteuse Mary Ellen Desmond hosts her seventh annual Comfort & Joy holiday concert on Sun., Dec. 12, at 4 p.m., with her pals Tom Lawton, Larry Mckenna, Lee Smith and Dan Monaghan at the Church of St. Luke & The Epiphany on South 13th. The $20 benefit and light reception supports those affected by HIV/AIDS. And what a show Desmond sweetly puts on. ➤ One for the bad: I knew no good was afoot when I spied Adsum co-owner A. Kar Vivekananthan's Tweets about buying up the last of the caffeinated malt-booze punch Four Loko. But I figure, I remember when Quaaludes became rare. I still have Lemons stockpiled. Anyway, he got the lock-stock-and-barrel of F-Loko for his pal/chef/partner Matt Levin's Dec. 13 Four Loko Dinner at Adsum, with everything inspired on the taurine and guarana tip. Two seatings. Stay for both. Ask Kar if he stashed any for the future ➤ What kind of name for a British-y gastropub is The Dandelion anyway? Apparently a veddy, veddy good one — it's what Stephen Starr is naming his due-by-Christmas resto at 18th and Sansom. ➤ Is Jamie Lokoff's two-floor MilkBoy coffeehouse/bar/live music venue on the southwest corner of 11th and Chestnut looking at sooner in 2011 than later? Much sooner. Is it possible that outside bookers are looking in and booking? Stay tuned. ➤ Icepacked tipped it to you first: that once Heshey Schlachterman shed his dress-wearing partner for their long-in-the-oven Dobbs (Third and South) live rawk bar renewal venture and brought in the supposed NYC investors, their liquor license would be a piece of Four Loko-filled cake. Well, the license is in. And "The Legendary Dobbs" should be open, rocking and selling booze Dec. 18. ➤ George Manney filmed this a while ago to remind the kids about a time when getting L&I licenses on the block wasn't a prob. ➤ Speaking of movies, Andrew Jeffery Wright of Space 1026 fame made this mini-horror film — that also manages to double as a commercial for a T-shirt — just in time for the Space 1026 auction at 7 p.m., tonight (Dec. 10). ➤ Atsa some spicy meataball: The long-awaited Marabella Meatball Co. on 12th and Walnut should be open by the time you read this.
Photo | Scott Weiner
➤ WHOWHATWHERE: To celebrate Nicole Cashman's PR company, which is celebrating its 10th anniversary (to say nothing of her new hire, Premiere-ex Michael Steinberg), AND the fact that her client realtor/DJ Nigel Richards (pictured left with Cashman and me) is debuting his 611lifestyle.com with a pop-up shop on 18th and Walnut Street this weekend (see ICEPACK in print for details), I have a shot of those two in less happy times: hanging with me at the Greater Philly Film Office's 25th anniversary. ➤ Since I was the first journo to drop the date and the location, allow me to be the first to wish Philly bon vivant Harry Jay Katz and his new bride Debra Renee Cruz the best after they got hitched this weekend by the Hon. James DeLeon at the Katz/Cruz estate. ➤ Porn babe Gina Lynn was a celebrity bartender at South Philly Bar & Grill where she and her gal-pals did double duty repping her clothing line, Skin. ➤ We spied spiky-haired Fox 29 morning host Mike Jerrick at last weekend's Dukes of September WMGK holiday show (Scaggs/Fagen/McDonald) chatting with an attractive young African-American woman. If she wasn't his date – vavavava voom – she should be somebody's. ➤ Phillies pitching legend Steve Carlton had dinner at Davio's on 17th. I hear he likes meat and greens, filet mignon and asparagus. ➤ Not only did we check out comic/actor Dennis Leary signing his new book Suck on This Year at our fave NJ book shop, Bookends in Ridgewood. He and we got a visit from actor Vincent Curatola ("Johnny Sack" from The Sopranos). Ba-da-bing. ➤ Tawwwking ba-da-bing, while Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino did it up at a Q102 party at the Roxxy over the weekend, ex-Jersey Shore babe Angelina Pivarnick got tagged with a simple assault complaint in Atlantic City when a young woman was allegedly attacked trying to photograph Pivarnick at the Casbah at Trump Taj Mahal Casino. This was before the Damon Feldman celebrity boxing match between her and VH1's Kerry Schwartz. "I just want you to know the truth," says Feldman, co-owner of Big Bang Celebrity Wrestling Federation. "Angelina was not allowed back in the arena because she started a brawl before her match as she was evicted out of the casino. We lost a lot of money and we are in a terrible situation right now because of her un-professionalism. She showed up at the arena 30 minutes before her wrestling match, she was involved with an altercation with a woman outside of the club and security evicted her out of casino. We are very upset with her behavior as she said that our business is for C-listers, and she is an A-lister. She said she would not go into the event if she could not get her friends who where underage to watch her do the match. So there you have it, we are pursuing legal action against Angelina as I will leave it at that." ➤ The godhead of local space music, Chuck Van Zyl, will appear at Germ on Dec 10. And the skies parted... ➤ Everybody yelped when they saw design marvel Jonathan Adler in town in September and now we know why: he's opening his new boutique in Old City at the ex-location of Foster's Homeware at 33 N. Third St., Dec 15. Adler will be there and maybe he'll bring his long-time partner Simon Doonan, creative director at Barney's. ➤ All Garces, all the time: after having beaten Mike Lata of FIG during Dec. 5's Food Network's Iron Chef America challenge (the "Battle Sparkling Wine" meal that you can now get at JG Domestic at the Cira Center) and bringing his executive chefs to the James Beard House in New York City on Dec. 6 (where he gave his crew all the credit for the meal, painting himself as the brains behind the stove), Jose Garces is at it again. RIGHT NOW, he is with the crew of the Food Network's Meat & Potatoes at Village Whiskey making hamburgers after hitting up Garces Trading Company this morning where his experts ground up the meat. ➤ A small slew — a smew — of Philadelphia artists just got named USA Knight Fellows and will receive an unrestricted $50,000 grant from United States Artists (USA), part of a $1 million grant from the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation to USA, a national grant-making and advocacy organization. Hey, Gabriel Quinn Bauriedel, Dan Rothenberg and Dito van Reigersberg of Pig Iron Theatre Co., and furniture designer Matthias Pliessnig: The Piggies can help me re-do my deck and Matthias can help me do it up with tony deck chairs. Ta veddy moooooch.
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Vincent Curatola & Denis Leary
Kar
Posted 2010-12-12 17:15:07
Come on Dude.  You KNOW I'm holding a stash in the bowels of the cellar... Think stone walls and dirt floors... ;)
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POSTED: Friday, December 10, 2010, 4:00 PM
photos by Patrick Rapa
War on Drugs
And so now, now that you realize. KFN was packed. For a show by two Philly bands. On a Thursday night. In the freezing freaking cold. I know we're not talking about a big club, but take a second to appreciate the sheer wonderfulness of that fact. Sometimes I really love you, Philadelphia. OK. Ape School opened with a spirited full-band sprint. Large rock 'n' roll. Never heard of Ape School? Watch/listen to this amazing animated video. (Warning/question: Are cartoon boobs NSFW? What about, like, huge mountains made out of cartoon boobs?) Next came The War on Drugs (as seen on the cover of City Paper's Music Issue back in September), and Adam Granduciel's voice was in fine form. He's got this Tom Petty-ish thing going during long vowel sounds and seems to harmonize with itself via that omnipresent echo effect. It's a little trippy but not obnoxiously so. Things went wonderfully off the deep end in the middle of the "Baby Missles," with swirling guitar and keyboards straining toward the infinite. Bless you, drummer Mike Zanghi, for bringing us back to Earth safely. Felt good to sweat.
Adam Granduciel of War on Drugs
Didn't get any worthwhile shots of Ape School, but here's one of the chimp lights behind the bar.
It's usually too dark to see the thing above Kung Fu Necktie's stage, so I used a flash. I regret this now.
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POSTED: Friday, December 10, 2010, 3:00 PM
Filed Under: Poetic License
Devoted poet/avid concert-goer/nerd-grrrl extraordinaire Jane Cassady's weekly horoscopes run in this space every Friday morning. Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22): I realized last night that I'd been reading too much Harry Potter. I woke up stuffy and was trying to work out how to magic my nose better. For you, though, there's no reason to cut down on the magical thinking. Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20): "If we could gather all the electric eels from all around the world, we would be able to light up an unimaginably large Christmas tree," —Kazuhiko Minawa. Harness your defenses for similarly festive uses. Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19): In the HBO series Bored to Death, the fictionalized Jonathan Ames has taken up detective work to help him through some writer's block issues. Think of some inspiring side-jobs for yourself, Aquarius! Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20): Happy graduation. A new network of treasure-mazes is set up for you. Keep your bright lamp-eyes and your brilliant sense of direction. Aries (March 21-April 18): If you were a principle of Kwanzaa, you'd be Imani. You believe things into transparency, trust people into diamonds, know the weather as a series of constants. Good for you. Taurus (April 19-May 18): It's time to start thinking about your New Year's resolutions. Yours should be lovely, small, and finite: Plant more bulbs for daffodils, call instead of text. Spend more time looking at kittens. Gemini (May 19-June 21): Meditate this week on the following question: Which Big Bang Theory character are you? Why? Cancer (June 22-July 23): ): You are like Southern California weather: equal parts dependable and dramatic. Even if right now you're all wildfire and mudslide, you'll be sunny and 78 degrees soon enough. Leo (July 24-Aug. 23): Fold up today and put it in your pocket. Sit down and peruse it when you get a quiet hour. Edit or illuminate as needed. Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23): In the wise words of Willow Smith, "Hop up out the bed/ turn (your) swag on /Pay no attention to them haters cuz we whip em off /and we ain't doing nothing wrong/so don't tell me nothing, i'm just tryna have fun /so keep the party jumping." (That song is stuck in my head FOREVER due to preparations for my afterschool program's talent show.) Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 21): A favorite Libra told me recently that I should never write a poem about math. I was immediately tempted with metaphors about constants and the dreamy romantic entanglements of polynomials. Scorpio (Oct. 22-Nov. 22): My little niece and nephew have a fantastic magic trick: Shae says, "I will now make this little boy disappear!" and puts a blanket over Kieran's head. When she pulls off the blanket and yells "TADA!" he hightails it out of the room. I hope to someday make some art as great as that.
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POSTED: Thursday, December 9, 2010, 9:00 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass | Just Do It
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Raise your hand if you love Drew & Isaiah!
Just like anyone, we love winning things — especially when we feel it's well deserved. Two CP writers are up for Philebrity Awards this year, and we'd love to push their names to the top of the polls. Wanna help us out? Drew Lazor, our esteemed Food & Drink editor and creator of Meal Ticket, is up for the Phoodie of the Year award. He's the only writer up against some stiff competition, but to be fair, no one would know as much about these people if he didn't write about them! And our news editor Isaiah Thompson is currently neck and neck for the top prize in the General Excellence in Writing for a City Publication category. He's informed us of so much this year — from the stealing of rowhomes to those pesky city canvasing kids and issues with Sugar House casino. They've both been on top of their game this year, keeping our minds and bellies full with the hottest topics and the yummiest grub. Can't get much better than that, huh? So stop by and show them some love by voting here. Thanks, dawgs!
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POSTED: Thursday, December 9, 2010, 7:16 PM
Filed Under: Shopping Coveted
If you haven't picked up a City Paper yet, do it! Do it right now! Inside you'll find our local-est Gift Guide ever, focusing on neighborhood stores (from Fairmount to Fishtown, Passyunk to Manayunk) that could use your business way more than, say, Best Buy. But there's one biz demographic that didn't quite fall into our neighborhood rundown: Etsydelphia. That is — Etsy shop owners who live here in Philly but whose goods can only (or mostly) be found online. So if you're feeling particularly home-bodied but still want to support your local economy, get clickin'.
APPAREL + ACCESSORIES > Giant Dwarf, purveyor of oversize floral fascinators that we've been eyeing for years now, has the cutest new headband, and Kat Von Dee agrees. Available in diamond, gold, ruby or onyx, the Starlette Crown "is guaranteed to make you feel fancy and special whenever it's atop your pretty head." Yes, please! It's made from hand-cut vinyl stars, jazzed up with German glass glitter and lined with felt. Buy this for your girlfriend to wear on NYE and you'll be in smoochville when the ball drops and Snooki's head pops out. Just keep that orange bitch away from your lady's crown. $50, Giant Dwarf. BOOKS + ZINES > "Keeping it green" just outside Philly, Ivy Lane Designs is all about the quirky upcycle. Her Vintage Recycled Notebooks use old-school record covers (of the kid-friendly variety like Sesame Street and Pinocchio, but also including real-life, grown-up musical heroes from Kenny G to Placido Domingo, plus Broadway hits like A Chorus Line for the Glee nerd on your list) to bind looseleaf-paper-size books, and extra-large spirals accommodate "oodles of your photos and/or scrapbook goodies." Bert & Ernie: Side by Side is an original, so there's only one available, but the shop has, as its owner would put it, oodles of choices. $20, Ivy Lane Designs. FOOD + DRINK > No gift guide would be complete without the inclusion of Philly Etsy queen Girls Can Tell, who goes by Sara Selepouchin when she's not busy selling the most charming tea towels, coasters and prints known to DIY man. Focusing on original illustrations and diagrams of home and hobby, the GCT product line is ever expanding, but our hands-down favorite new item is the bright yellow Beer Is Delicious Bottle Opener Keychain. Featuring a glassware diagram, the opener is a seriously great stocking stuffer. And, as Selepouchin points out, "This bottle opener is quite honestly just the most awesome." Agreed! $6, Girls Can Tell. HOME + GARDEN > "Refined aesthetics and modern design" is how Kaye Rachelle describes its M.O., and it's absolutely so. There's something so clean and sweet about the design duo's collection of pillows, placemats, totes and tea towels, but also curious: They're all hand-screen-printed with unusual images that range from nautical knots and silverware to the NYC Highline and oyster flowers. Most delightful and surprising is the company's Radiator Pillow. According to its description, the image was inspired by "years of living in Old City apartments with lovely radiators full of character." The pillow's available in a variety of colors to match your living room decor. $34, Kaye Rachelle. KIDS + PETS > And here you thought the cupcake fad had finally hit critical mass, but you must've forgotten that puppies need snacks, too! These Mini Pupcakes are made from Jackie Starker's pet-friendly biscuit recipe, which she taste-tests with her adorably named pooch, Amelie. "If my picky little shih-poo eats up these treats, I'm sure they will get your dog's tail wagging as well!" (Can we just linger on how cute the idea of a shih-poo is for a sec?) The Pupcakes Bits & Pieces brand also includes doggy stocking-stuffers, peanut butter treats and tooth-shaped frosted Breath Busters that're all so pretty you'll want to eat them yourself. But 'tis the season for giving, 'member? $4 (for four-pack of mini cakes), Pupcakes. MIND + BODY > A medical anthropologist by trade, Sarah Powell somehow makes time in her busy schedule (she works full-time in public health at Temple) to create "concoctions, herbal blends and infusions" for her line of spirit-cleansing body products. (She also sells teas, perfumes and herbs.) Lilith's Apothecary specializes in aromatherapy, and the Herbal Home Spa Facial Kit is a great representation of everything the brand stands for. Included in the gift basket: toner, facial steam pack, facial mask and a patterned bowl for mixing — so your over-stressed mom can pretend she's in her very own apothecary. $38, Lilith's Apothecary.
mclovebuddy
Posted 2010-12-10 10:16:37
great finds! i love etsy as a buyer and seller of vintage and handmade, www.mclovebuddy.etsy.com. it's fun to do.  great content there.
Caitlin Connors
Posted 2011-02-08 18:18:23
Hey guys! This is a great article; I used to work for a few local entertainment guides and was always looking for local artists to spotlight.

I wanted to let you know I am a local artist as well who does surfer photography and illustration. You can see my stuff at: www.esty.com/shop/babygfunkmonkey! Maybe you can use my for the 2011 guide!
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POSTED: Thursday, December 9, 2010, 6:00 PM
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One of Pliessnig's designs
Congrats are in order for Gabriel Quinn Bauriedel, Dan Rothenberg and Dito van Reigersberg of Pig Iron Theatre Co., and local furniture designer Matthias Pliessnig, who will each receive the unrestricted $50,000 2010 USA Knight Fellowship we mentioned several weeks back. They are two groups in only 50 across the country to receive funds from the foundation's million-dollar grant to fund the arts in local communities. Here's a little background in case you don't already know: Pig Iron was founded in 1995 and has toured around the globe. Their purpose is to create form-blending pan-genre theatrical works integrating dance, dialogue and mixed-media. They are currently preparing for their annual Blowout Benefit Cabaret and Auction in January. Matthias Pliessnig is an independent, bent-wood furniture designer, and has been featured in Design Philadelphia, Forbes Life, American Craft and more. He has had exhibits in Philadelphia, New York, Madison, Baltimore — and appeared in a festival in Milan. He works primarily with steamed bent-wood strips (and 3-D modeling software) to create post-nautical modernist furniture.
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