Archive: February, 2011

POSTED: Monday, February 14, 2011, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: Music The Showdown
Monday: Honestly, what's more romantic than an intimate evening with a cool jazz soundtrack? Legendary saxophonist and jazz theory teacher Larry McKenna will play two sets alongside vocalist Mary Ellen Desmond and dynamite rhythm section. Seeing as how so many of jazz's finest moments deal with affection of one sort or another, this is sure to be a heart-shaped box of chocolates for your ears. 7 p.m. & 9 p.m., $20, Chris' Jazz Café, 1421 Sansom St. 215-568-3131. Tuesday: There's a musical trend that I think might be contagious. It's most common in veteran bands with long, celebrated catalogues: Playing an album (usually the band's best-loved) in its entirety. Aussie mood-wavers The Church aren't just one-upping those nostalgists; they're three-upping them. At this show, the guys will play three complete albums from three different eras in their career: 1988's breakthrough Starfish, 1992's Priest=Aura and their most recent release, 2009's Untitled #23. 8 p.m., $35 - $37, Trocadero, 10th & Arch Sts., 215-922-6888. Wednesday: As record producers go, they don't get much more independent than Martin Bisi. In his 30 years of knob-twiddling, he's made records with experimental luminaries like Herbie Hancock and Sonic Youth. More recently, he worked with cabaret-punk duo The Dresden Dolls for their 2004 debut. Dolls drummer Brian Viglione joins Bisi for a night of the producer/musician's own progressive psychedelic sounds. w/ The Red Masque, The Love Club & Dan Malloy, 8 p.m., $10, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St. 215-787-0488. Thursday: Imagine that you're planning a record release show, but find that two other bands are also releasing records around the same time. Leave it to hometown baroque-folkies Hezekiah Jones, Up The Chain and Joe D'Amico to extend musical olive branches to create a conglomerated album release party. Sets from all three acts will rely heavily on the new material which, despite its newness, boasts an instantly-engaging air of familiarity and comfort. w/ Chris Bathgate, 8 p.m., $17 - $22, World Cafe Live, 30th St. & Walnut St., 215-222-1400. Friday: After spending a few months bringing their feel-good tunes to the rest of the country, Free Energy return home to warm our hearts and give our sweatbands a chance to emerge from the laundry. Still riding high from their 2010 debut, the guys have indeed been working on some new material to keep things fresh. But seriously, the dozen or so songs the fellas have been sharing for the past year or so are such fun that bopping to them will never grow old. w/ The Postelles & Sweatheart, 8 p.m., $10, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 215-563-3980. Saturday: If there's anyone out there who's capable of carrying on the folk troubadour torch, it's Dan Bern. In fact, Bern's been carrying that torch since the late '90s, and his reputation (and discography) has only grown since. His last few records were live releases, capturing his freewheeling concerts for the ages. He also penned the songs for the biopic goof "Walk Hard," showing his versatility beyond mere Woody/Bob/Bruce revivalist. w/ Common Rotation, 7:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m., $22, Tin Angel, 20 S. 2nd St., 215-928-0770. Sunday: British roots punks the Mekons are putting the finishing touches on a new album for later this year, but leader Jon Langford still has plenty of mileage to get from his side project, Skull Orchard. Joined by his Bloodshot labelmates, Langford and Skull Orchard headline this night of booze and blooz. Langford's eclectic influences shine on Old Devils, Skull Orchard's 2010 release that came after a 12-year absence. It ain't quite punk and it ain't quite country, but somewhere beautifully in between. w/ Eddie Spaghetti of The Supersuckers, Whitey Morgan and The 78's & Lydia Loveless, 7 p.m., North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St. 215-787-0488.
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POSTED: Monday, February 14, 2011, 5:00 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass | Man Cave
As you know, the weekends are strictly reserved for my ritual Philly slackfest, and the fact that I was a groomsman in a wedding in Long Island wasn't going to keep me from partaking in some token non-productiveness in the City of Brotherly Love. Friday: Swung by the Irish Pol (45 S. 3rd St.) for happy hour — the most ridiculous list of three dollar drafts you're likely to find. I'll be swinging back tonight for their all-Pearl Jam bring-your-iPod-Mondays (wear your PJ gear for special discounts). After an hour or so, we hit the road (don't worry, the wifey drove) and got Philly radio until around Exit 7. Then, it's WPRB (Princeton) to the rescue. Saturday: Partook in the swankiest New York Italian wedding I've ever seen, complete with live jazz during cocktail hour (during which I created a massacre at the sushi bar and frequently marauded the "Seagrams Station"--nicknamed so by me). Sunday: Returned home (but not before the GPS sent us through an hour detour in downtown Manhattan). Cozied into my "Cave" with a tall bottle of Philly local Flying Fish Exit 4, in honor of my Turnpike survival. Enjoyed some Philly folk-rockers If'n who were featured in a YouTube video (above) called "Pop Culture For Dummies." Catch them on Mar. 9 at the Grape Room (105 Grape St.)
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POSTED: Monday, February 14, 2011, 4:00 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass | TV
For this year's Grammys, many newbies stepped it up a notch musically, with a few icons making ho-hum appearances. The night opened with an Aretha Franklin tribute. I'm not sure what's so special about Aretha this year — and if it's because she's ill, shouldn't we wait until she's gone? For the tribute, Christina Aguilera, Yolanda Adams, Martina McBride, Florence Welch, and Jennifer Hudson predictably sang classic Aretha, with Christina topping them all and Yolanda Adams a close second with that "Sisters" finish. Aguilera has an incredible voice; can she put out a good album sometime soon?
Train won the much-deserved Best Pop Duo or Group. "Soul Sister" never gets old, even though it got so much play. Ricky Martin looked so fine introducing Lady GaGa. She looked gorgeous, and her voice was on point, but she's certainly done better than hatching from an egg. "Born This Way" is more appealing for its lyrics than anything else. Make our souls groove, Lady G, instead of eerily reminding us of "Express Yourself." Best Rock Album went to Muse, who I like so much that I didn't vomit when Matthew Bellamy referred to his beautiful girlfriend, Kate Hudson. Lady GaGa got her dues (I hate to be all Kanye, but Taylor Swift totally stole her awards last year), winning Best Pop Album for Fame Monster. She seemed unusually grateful considering how fantastic that album is, and thanked Whitney Houston of all people, but I guess it's cool to stay down to earth. When I heard Bob Dylan was performing, I thought, "Holy shit!" But his voice was hoarse and I didn't really get anything from the lyrics. Mumford and Sons and The Avett Brothers were surprisingly good, when I expected head-numbing guitar riffs. Bringing back the icons isn't always a good idea. Bully for Julie Andrews and Dolly Parton for winning Life Achievement awards. Lady Antebellum was a peach with their performance of "Need You Now," which won Best Country Album. Cee Lo's rendition of "Fuck/Fuhget You" was adorable. Finally, someone brought some fun and energy to this show. He was decked out in armor, bejeweled skull cap, and toucan feathers. The Muppets and Gwyneth Paltrow were amazing — up to that point, the best performance of the night. Katy Perry was colorful and cute as always with "Teenage Dream."
Rihanna and Eminem brought the house down. The new lyrics by both were rich, Rihanna was incredible, and Eminem showed he's at the top of his game again. Dr. Dre wasn't bad, and it was cute that he was dressed like Run DMC. Skylar Grey, who co-wrote "Love The Way You Lie," was a pleasant surprise as an accompaniment, and should be making waves soon. Esperanza Spalding won Best New Artist even though she hasn't had that much exposure, and her acceptance speech was the most polished of anyone's that night. Her Wikipedia page has unfortunately been attacked by the Bieber army for beating him, but hey, they are all in middle school. Rihanna and Drake didn't pull any stops, RiRi gyrating in a tight outfit with bonfire blazing in the background. Drake danced with her for a few seconds, and then went away...for some reason. John Mayer, Norah Jones, and Keith Urban did a soulful and folksy tribute to Dolly Parton. Barbara Streisand was as great as you'd expect, a voice of an angel complete with orchestra. You'd have to be a fan to get excited about it, though. Mick Jagger brought a smile to my face with his enthusiasm, "I'm so glad to be here tonight, so glad to be in your wonderful citaay." If you're a fan, you loved it. If you're not, you weren't bored. Musical commune Arcade Fire performed "Ready To Start" right after winning Album of the Year, and the crowd was going wild. It was very Beatles-esque, and I loved the close-up of their Grammy on the stage. There's something pure about their love for music and choir-like numbers.
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POSTED: Friday, February 11, 2011, 9:00 PM
Filed Under: Music | Philly Bands Show
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Kuf Knotz Writtenhouse
One Nation Under This Groove: Philly's Writtenhouse and Kuf Knotz form a mutual admiration society. When it comes to positive vibes and smartly conscious lyricism, there's no better brotherhood than the one shared between Germantown's Writtenhouse squad (MCs Charlie K and Somerville Sleeves, live producers Kush Shalimar and Chris Conway) and Bryn Mawr-native rapper Kuf Knotz. The relationship blossomed when Knotz met the heavenly mash-n-rap quartet during a 2010 show at The Blockley. "Like us, his music infects the soul mind and spirit," says Charlie K of Knotz's sound. Knotz shares a similar enthusiasm for Writtenhouse. "We dug each other immediately" says Kuf. Beyond brotherly love and mutual admiration, each has their own way in to hip-hop's collage of musical knowledge. There are cheery lyrical photos of the city he loves on his 2010 CD Boombox Logic ("Sunny Philadelphia"). But Knotz has been in the game longer and there's something wisely pragmatic and hard in his best tunes. "Fame us" details the struggles all artists go through. "It's about battling the conflict between doing music for the love of it and hanging on to your artistic integrity versus wanting to become wealthy and just making music radio stations will play." There are other more starkly dire tales to be found on Boombox Logic. Like "Clock Tickin" which starts out with Knotz detailing a particularly rough moment of his life. "Ultimately though, it focuses on me finding a way to get past it and keeping a positive outlook." When it comes to finding the positive in the face of all iniquity, Writtenhouse squeezes sweet lemonade from lemons like nobody's business. The title of Writtenhouse's album was suggested by Philly MC Reef the Lost Cauze. Charlie K explains its forceful meaning. "One of our managers, Muhammed Sharif, fell into a mild coma last November and is sleeping to this date," says K. Sharif is healthier and continues to make progress. It is his strength and their forward motion is what While You Sleeping is dedicated to. You have to think about the future when your Writtenhouse. Before their manager fell ill, they had to re-record the entirety of this project when their home studio was robbed in June 2010 and the master hard drives stolen. "All of the hard work we put in., gone in a matter of seconds," says K. "We shook it off, looked at ourselves and said, well, we are musicians, right? We make music, right? So that's what we will do." That's the sort of get-up-and-go that signifies a Writtenouse track. It could be something universal like "Keep It Moving." It could be something more personal like K's "Cigarette Smoke" and challenges to quit tobacco. "I needed to hear that song to encourage me in my struggle with quitting," says K. "Most of the tracks on the album motivate and minister, not only to others but to ourselves." Writtenhouse and Kuf Knotz with 84, Sat., Feb. 12, 7 p.m., $10, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., kungfunecktie.com.
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POSTED: Friday, February 11, 2011, 8:30 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass
Kelly Simmons found it freeing to get inside the mind of a septuagenarian suffering from dementia. Because, to put it plainly: "grandmas got nothing to lose," an attitude that stirs up some serious family drama and a roomy, Main Line closetful of skeletons in her newest novel, The Birdhouse. It all starts innocently enough with a get-to-know-your-grandparents school project. But, as with her highly praised debut novel, Standing Still, Simmons' psychological thriller propels the first-person narrative into some very dark places. In Standing Still, severe panic disorder sets the stage for a kidnapping and a remarkably internal drama about relationship and lies. The Birdhouse looks at the interplay between Ann, the aging matriarch, her granddaughter, and an untrusting daughter-in-law. Shifting between Ann's diaries, written 40 years earlier, and the present family drama revolving around guilt and deception, Simmons plays with the reader's own sense of what's real and what's a product of Ann's fading memory. Simmons will be stopping by Children's Book World in Haverford at 7 p.m. tonight (side not: this is not a children's story). We caught up with Simmons to chat about her new book. If you can't make it tonight, Simmons will be holding a book signing later this month at Head House Books in Philly. Author Q & A City Paper: Your first novel came out of your own experiences with panic disorder. Where'd you get the idea for this second book? Kelly Simmons: Actually, the idea for this book started when my daughter came home from school with an assignment to interview grandparents and research aspects of the family that had been handed down through the generations, whether it was a hobby or a type of work. At the time, I thought to myself that could really blow up in the wrong grandparent's hands or the wrong kid's hands, you know; the skeletons could all come out of the closet. So that assignment just made me smile. And then, a couple years later, that idea kept coming back to me, and I thought, 'you know what, that's a book. CP: Is it something about the uncontrollable curiosity of children? KS: Definitely, it's a threat. She's curious and loves digging through her grandmother's stuff, and the grandmother has some real power, because she knows the secrets, and it's almost like she want to tell them to someone. Telling them to a child would be very inappropriate; yet, you wonder if she's going to or not.
CP: How does the grandmother's dementia come into play? KS: Well, she's not the most reliable narrator. You're not sure if she's telling the truth or not. That's why her diaries from forty years ago are so critical. CP: What was it like going from a female character with panic disorder in your first book to one with dementia in this story? KS: People who are damaged are interesting to me. And unfortunately our family did go through this with several relatives, who had been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. So I got to see first hand how peoples' perceptions are altered by these states: whether it's panic or a disease, the person you thought you were dealing with isn't quite the same anymore. It's interesting to me how peoples' selves are filtered — My agent says I'm drawn to the dark side, and disease is part of the dark side. CP: Was it different getting into the mind of the grandmother? KS: Well, it was similar in some ways to my first book. Both novels are written in the first person and both narrative travel in an interesting way. But writing from the perspective of a 70-year-old woman in this novel was very freeing. She really couldn't give a shit what people think. She has nothing left to lose. CP: In both your books, there is a lot of infidelity. Why is that? KS: Haha – I don't know if I can answer that. It's funny; I never looked at it that way. The Birdhouse is set in the Main Line, and it's a very Main Line story. To me, that is about things that are hidden: the house looks beautiful on the outside, but on the inside it's complex. The marriage looks great with the white picket fence and all, but inside it's not all great. It's much more about the damage inside. But I'll have to think back and ask my friends if they think I'm obsessed with infidelity.... CP: This comes out of your experiences living on the Main Line? KS: Totally. Being here, but not being from here, and being an observer and an outsider, it's a fascinating place. I just can't seem to stop writing about it. CP: So this is a Maine Line story not a Philly story? KS: Well, I think that the Main Line is so much a part of what Philadelphia is – for better or for worse. CP: How would you describe the novel very briefly? KS: It's kind of a love letter to grandmothers. But not in a sappy way because their relationship is dangerous. CP: Are you working on anything else? KS: I am working on two books. I have one being reviewed right now called The Book Addict. I have another that I'm writing about four women awaiting a liver transplant. CP: Same style and structure as what we've seen so far? KS: The Book Addict is similar in structure and written in the first-person. The other book, though, I'm writing in the third-person, so that's a different platform for me.
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POSTED: Friday, February 11, 2011, 8:00 PM
Natasha Leggero, known for her hosting duties on Last Comic Standing and as a regular round table guest on Chelsea Lately, plays Helium Comedy Club tonight (Feb. 11) and tomorrow (Feb. 12) at 8 and 10 p.m. Our comic connoisseur Ryan Carey had a little chat with her before she hopped the plane to fly into town. City Paper: Are you excited to leave sunny L.A. for the frozen tundra of Center City Philadelphia? Natasha Leggero: I actually performed not too long ago at a couples-only retreat in the Pocono's. It was a Comedians of Chelsea Lately show. What I soon came to realize is that couples only retreat equals "swingers". So after the show I stayed in my hotel room with the door locked. CP: What gig made you realize, "It's on ... time to quit the day job"?
NL: Quitting your day job, that just sorta happens. You're almost driven in a way that you're not in control of. You have to be committed, "okay every night, five nights a week for the next ten years I'm gonna get up and potentially humiliate myself in front of a crowd full of strangers." If you think about it too much you won't do it. I've had some amazing shows and I've had some terrible shows throughout the years. I performed at a Narcotics Anonymous meeting in the back of a thrift store in Anaheim, you have these out of body experiences where you realize, "What am I doing, do I really need attention this bad ... you just kinda hope that you're being guided by something bigger than neglect from your parents." CP: Is that something you're speaking about from personal experience? NL: No, not at all. I would say that there are a lot of funny people and you see a lot of hilarious improvisers that come from really great homes. But I think that's something that makes a stand-up comedian a lot of time, they didn't get enough love from at least one of their parents, which is what drives them to stand-up. CP: What can you tell me about that N.A. meeting gig? That sounds pretty crazy ... NL: Heroin addicts need to laugh, too! They're really great crowds. I perform at halfway houses, where people are earning their rights to have free time out of prison. When you have a life as a stand-up, you're constantly being asked to do crazy shows — in laundromats or a bar full of sailors — I used to perform every Sunday at 4:30 p.m at an ice cream parlor. That's the life, especially in L.A. because there aren't a ton of clubs, people just make up shows. If you're serious about it then you go do them. CP: How has Chelsea [Handler] helped your career? NL: Chelsea has helped me a lot — and a lot of comedians. For example, I'm finding a lot of girls come up to me after a show, and they'll say it's their first time at a comedy club. In the past, I think the comedy club regulars were a bit on the conservative side. They just wanna laugh, they don't wanna think. When I first started stand-up, I'd have to make random plumbers laugh on their night off. Now it's better because you're getting your demographic of young, hip cool people coming out who want you to challenge what's happening in society, it's a new type of audience. CP: Was Reno 911 an all-business atmosphere, or what? NL: Not at all, Tom Lennon and Ben Garant ... some of my favorite things I've done have been with them. They're amazing improvisers. When you work with amazing improvisers, YOU become much more funny. They open you up for hilarious jokes, you're less self-conscious, I've done two pilots with those guys. CP: What do you think about the podcast world? Things got a little awkward when you went on WTF with Marc Maron. NL: Marc's podcast always gets awkward, we all know him so he likes to give into it, which is, i think, why his podcast is so great. I have a podcast called The Lavender Hour. It's a salon-style super show that I do with my writing partner Duncan Trussel. I have guests like Tim Heidecker, Chris Hardwick, Dave Willis from Aquateen Hunger Force, Reggie Watts ... We delve into some deep issues. CP: Did you enjoy judging Last Comic Standing? NL: Last Comic Standing was an amazing experience for me. You really can't ask for anything more than spending days with Greg Giraldo (R.I.P.) and Andy Kindler having belly laughs all day long. The benefits far outweigh the negatives (which were, like, a few people I knew from when I was an open miker had to get rejected). CP: Any broad generalizations about the current political climate? NL: I think it's interesting that Sarah Palin has a reality show, and she's talking about running for president. Donald Trump's another one, has a reality show and he's thinking about running for president. I think they're gonna turn the presidency into a reality show. Tonight on The Presidency. Who will be eliminated tonight, North Korea or Iran? Text in your vote ...

For a comprehensive list of other stand-up gigs happening in Philly, check our online Comedy listings. Giggle!

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POSTED: Friday, February 11, 2011, 7:00 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes
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Anyone who loves Ice Cubes knows that I am a big fan of book signings. I'm certain to be camped out all week at the fifth annual Philadelphia Book Festival in April — and not just because I want to watch Tina Fey and Garrison Keillor in action. Sonia Lynn Sadler and Kadir Nelson will undoubtedly rock it like mo-fos. Anyway, two major book signing tours started in the area, each one a bigger doozy than the last. Jennifer "J Woww" Farley of Jersey Shore fame did her first book signing for The Rules According To J Woww: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb at Bookends in Ridgewood, N.J., where the only thing longer than the book's title was the crowd there to see her. "Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore," writes J Woww. Oy. It's probably better than A Shore Thing by "Snooki" Polizzi but certainly not the masterpiece that Here's The Situation was. Saying. On Mar. 14, Farley's doing another signing at that bastion of literature, Tavern on Broad (200 S. Broad St.). Have the calamari while in the reading room.
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The other first stop of a highly-anticipated national book tour was U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld who packed the National Constitution Center with tales from Known and Unknown, where talks about his four terms in Congress and having served under Presidents Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, and George W. Bush. Did you know that Bush wasn't an idiot? Me neither. But that's in Rummy's book. There might not be as much as you wanted to know about WMDs in his book, but then again he's got nothing to say in regard to the smushing or smackdowns in J Woww's tome. Go figger.
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POSTED: Friday, February 11, 2011, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: TV Shore Trash
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Humanity has proven itself able to withstand adversity in even the most unlikely of times. We made it through the Bubonic Plague, survived the Y2K scare and I'm sure we'll figure out the whole global warming thing any day now. But what's the one thing encompassing the power to doom us all, with no hope in sight?: witnessing one more second of Ronnie and Sammi's hot mess of a relationship. "Just break the fuck up," Mike advised the gruesome twosome, taking the through right out of my head, and I'm sure any other person watching the show with a propensity for having a pulse. Seriously, I just don't get it. Watching these two is like watching someone place their hand on a stovetop burner and then doing it again, and again, and again. When the previous episode ended, I thought they were finished. The start of last night's train wreck had them kind of together and I braced myself for the chaos that was about to ensue as they argued and broke up ... again.
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The first "Really?" moment occurred when Deena advised Sammi to cheer up, which obviously meant they were going to day drink on the boardwalk. Pauly, seemingly a volunteer for a Big Brother program, tells Ronnie he needs to get his mind off the fight, and takes him on roller coasters and rides. Sammi slurs as she sees them together from her perch on a barstool, apparently mistaking Pauly for a masculine-looking female with a blowout. A second later, she bitched to Deena that Ronnie was with a girl, and decided to talk to guys at the bar. Yeah, Sammi, that'll show him. After Ronnie belittles Sammi and reams her out, he is like a shark smelling blood in the water, waiting to attack his next prey. When he overhears Mike and Sammi discussing the merry-go-round from hell that is Sammi and Ronnie's relationship, it naturally pisses him off. He confronts a more perplexed than usual looking Mike, spouts some poetic about disobeying guy code and brings up conversations about Miami. Mike, who has either matured lately or was just thrown off of his high horse, swallows his pride and actually apologizes to Ronnie just to shut him up. They man hug, and all is right with the world. I guess fighting is contagious. Round two starts as the girls decide to go out and the boys want to hit the club to encourage Ronnie to rear his sloppy face again. As they were getting ready, Sammi pathetically asks Ronnie what he will do if a girl comes up to him at the club. Ding, ding, ding. Ronnie, a protein drinking bat out of hell, grows furious and tells her he wants her to leave. He starts throwing her things out of the closet and even tries to move her bed out of the room while she's on it. The boys, hearing the commotion, go upstairs to save the day. Pauly, who has to stop his task at hand, is not a happy camper. "They're talking about relationships? My sneakers are dirty!" Sammi tells Ronnie he's not worth the tears she's crying as Niagara Falls continues to stream down her face.. As the boys, looking like children caught between a divorce, try to separate the two, Ronnie and Sammi are yelling, but you'd be hard pressed to actually know what they're saying because there's so much bleeping. The boys leave and Snooki encourages a distraught Sammi to get ready so they can have a girl's night. "We should put you in something hot," she advises. When the girls leave, I thought, great, they'll both slut it up respectively and get over each other. That probably would have happened if they all didn't go to the same club. Once they go out, Sammi announces she's single and wants to dance with a hot guy. Ronnie, of course, sees Sammi dancing with a guy, grows even more pissed off, goes home and trashes her things. He throws her mattress on the porch, reasoning, "You want to be a dog? Sleep outside like a dog." Mike surveying the damage, announces, "Now that's a breakup right there."
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When Sammi returns home devastated by the mess, she drunkenly brings her busted glasses to Ronnie and asks him why he did that. Ronnie, of course, has awesome reasoning. He explains that Sammi disrespected him by dancing with another guy in front of her face, but when he was in Miami grinding with girls and three-way kissing grenades, he at least respected her enough to go behind her back. Bull. Shit. Sammi cries, Ronnie locks himself in the bathroom and cries before deciding to leave. As Sammi covertly packs and tells the roommates she's leaving. And Vinny breaks the news to Ronnie by telling him, "It has something to do with packing and rhymes with 'weaving.'" Ronnie grows a conscience and tries to talk with Sammi, but she has grown some dignity and refuses to sit and hash it out with him. They cry again and she tells him she has to go. Before she leaves, Ronnie sincerely says the most ridiculously loaded thing he's ever said on the show: "What did I do?" I commend Sammi for not whipping out the laundry list I'm sure she's got in her back pocket. But I'll do it for her: He has called her every derogatory word a female could be called, constantly verbally abused her, lied to her, and cheated on her (with grenades, mind you). Oh, and ruined all her shit. No big deal. Yeah, Sammi, what did Ronnie do? Maybe she thought about it on the cab ride home. HIGH: Mike, having found the moral compass he always seems to misplace, comments on Ronnie's channeling of The Hulk and messing with Sammi's belongings: "Ronnie is pissed at me about guy code. What happened to general human code?" LOW (Besides every aspect of the episode that revolved around Ronnie and Sammi): JWOWW seduces Roger with her slutty garb while Deena and Snooki are in the room. As the two climb the stairs to go to the Smoosh Room, Snooki asks, "Can I watch?" And gets shut down. Poor Snooks.
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POSTED: Friday, February 11, 2011, 4:00 PM
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Burko's Khumbu Icefall #2, half a diptych from The Politics of Snow.
Injecting politics into art poses a variety of challenges: How does she make her message clear? And will an audience hear that message? Philadelphia artist Diane Burko — who will take home a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Women's Caucus for Art this weekend — can answer both these questions.
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Burko's work is largely in landscapes, both painted and photographed. "Landscape captivated me because I came from a city," she says. "I fell in love with large open spaces. They allow you to make anything you want out of them." Her latest project uses the form to make a resounding point about the environment. It began a few years ago when a curator asked about one of her 1976 works depicting snow in the French Alps. How, she wondered, had the landscape changed over 30 years? Thinking and reading more about global warming, the artist ultimately felt she could no longer paint landscape without confronting the issue. Thus, The Politics of Snow was born. A series of diptychs, the work reveals our changing landscape by comparing past and present. To get her message across, Burko simply stayed "true to myself" by working within her chosen form. The works "seduce the viewer to look at the landscape" — and he/she can't miss how quickly it's changed. As for an audience, Burko has been heard, loud and clear: She'll receive her award this Saturday in New York. The Women's Caucus for Art, founded in 1972, is a national organization dedicated to building community and advancing equality in the art world. Its Lifetime Achievement prize, which recognizes a range of arts professions, was first awarded in 1979 in the Oval Office. This year, Burko will be one of six recipients in a ceremony at the American Folk Art Museum. Burko's not just being recognized for her work: She's been instrumental in advancing women in the arts. As a pioneer of the women's art movement in the 1970s, "I was there from the beginning," she says. She helped found the WCA, and organized a landmark celebration of women artists in Philadelphia, called Focus: Philadelphia Focuses on Women in the Visual Arts. The 1974 event grabbed national attention as, over the course of a month, city institutions from PAFA to the Civic Center focused on women's art. In the 1970s, when Burko's career began, there were no women on the board of the prestigious College Art Association, now a century old. Today, she chairs its Committee on Women in the Arts. Official recognition of her achievements, the WCA says, is long overdue. You can see Diane Burko's work at the Locks Gallery, 600 Washington Square South. For gallery listings that you may never have heard of, check out our online event database.
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Devoted poet/avid concert-goer/nerd-grrrl extraordinaire Jane Cassady's weekly horoscopes run in this space every Friday morning. Dear readers, I heart you so much, I'll be your Valentine any year. May the stars spell out your every silly wish. XOXOXOX, Jane Love and the Science Museum (The Franklin Institute, Philadelphia, PA) Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19): At the science museum, there is a Cell Phone Disco. If you stop there and call someone, it records your phone's signals in sparkling red lights. It's beautiful and terrifying, kind of like communication itself. Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20): To the Pisces who fixed her own fireplace: You stopped yourself from being suffocated. You purchased tools and parts. You restored your home to warmth and woodfire. You're my absolute hero. Aries (March 21-April 18): In the words of Kanye West (and the Roseanne theme song, and, well, Nietzsche), "That-that-that that don't kill me, can only make me stronger." Whatever pretty thing you're waiting for, hang in there. It's coming. Taurus (April 19-May 18): "Electricity is the only thing fast enough to carry the messages that make us who we are." --Dr. Rodolfo Llinàs, Neuroscientist Gemini (May 19-June 21): On the Earthquake Simulator, you can build a little structure with magnets and see how long it withstands the shaking. Reinforce the foundation and build low to the ground. Cancer (June 22-July 23): "Chain reactions are beautiful. Like a ballet of falling dominoes, a finely tuned chain reaction seems to generate its own energy, powered by the tiniest push." –Sign on the wall next to the Rube Goldberg machine Leo (July 24-Aug. 23): Black holes, though they may be the "Monsters of the Cosmos," spew out matter as they suck it in. They seeded the universe with all the stuff we're made of. Thanks, black holes! Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23): I should have known that the hallways inside the giant heart would be unnervingly narrow. There were movies of blood cells moving across the ceiling. Its pulse was faster than my own. A machine told me I have 35 cups of blood, and I believe it. Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 21): There is nothing quite as romantic as falling asleep to Radiolab. (You should go back and listen awake, though. It's really good.) Let your dreams float in and out of posited situations, through language lost and love letters found. Scorpio (Oct. 22-Nov. 22): There are many ways to get mild shocks at the science museum, including touching a key that simulates Ben Franklin's famous lightning. Be careful what you touch, but watch for pretty revolutionary flashes. Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22): The Benjamin Franklin statue is surrounded by children's hands-on experiments. Enlightening things are happening to Dixie cups, pencils, yeast. Start your own miniature experiment, see what eurekas you tonight just before sleep. Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20): To the Capricorn giggling in the church aisle about a first date: ‎"Some cried out, they tried to take it to the streets/But I wanted it to be heard so I said it in the sheets" (Josh Martinez). Take the revolution to bed and make it your own.
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