Archive: May, 2010
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ROUGH JUSTICE: John Eisendrath's pilot is a legal drama starring Jimmy Smits from -- uh-oh -- Conan O'Brien's company. Gulp. "A little chilly". "Doesn't look good." But its chances improved a bit after Smits tested well.So everybody loves Smits, but Rough Justice ain't feeling the love. Would NBC considering giving the show the boot because Conan O'Brien's name is attached to it? Probably. Oh god, I love television. While tongues have been wagging about RJ, from the description I gather that, if it gets picked up, it'll be one of those hour-long dramas geared at older people that will look vaguely promising but I'll ignore on the whole, like Monk or The Good Wife or various other shows on the air as an excuse to advertise Cialis. Speaking of Monk, I'd rather check out Gary Cole's new TBS show about a veteran Philly cop training his fuck-up nephew in Uncle Nigel, written and exec produced by the OCD PI's creator Andy Breckman. Yeah, I just shit on Monk, but Gary Cole aka, Bill Lumbergh from Office Space makes everything better. He just does slimy skeazewad so well. And who better to play a Philly cop? (Aww, c'mon guys, I kid, I kid.) There's no word yet on if the pilot's any good, but it's one of two cast-contingent pilots ordered up by TBS, who are looking better and better with the addition of Conan's new late night show. I may even forgive them for employing the hellish trifecta of George Lopez, Frank Caliendo and Bill Engvall. No, some sins can never be forgotten.
Why can't we have both? Why diss Smits, who always "tests well" because he's a great actor and popular with viewers? I like Cole, too, but I'd love to see both Smits and Cole. And watch the age diss, too, buddy.
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Nice Obama chalk art, I think it's rare for me to see this kind of art. I guess people don't like their drawings erased so they don't use chalk.
This is done by the artist known as "Spray" Look around Philadelphia for more chalk drawings
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"We've got beer over here!"
So who else is pumped for August 27?
Fun fact: The original 1978 Piranha, directed by Joe Dante and produced by the great Roger Corman, contains one of my favorite lines from all of movie history. A TV reporter on the scene of yet another vicious piranha attack looks into the camera and says, "Terror, horror, death. Film at eleven."
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| The esteemed Dr. Bunsen Honeydew | His BFF Beaker |
I dunno, I always thought Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker were Siegfried and Roy style lovers
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Collectors of pretty things, take note: Every Friday Monday, we're rounding up a what's-what of what we [heart], culled from the scores of design blogs, artist sites and Etsy treasuries we stalk on the regular. It's too soppy outside to get all themey.
First off: We saw this Canadian-made Circus Tent Ring pop up on a few blogs last month, and the more we see it, the more we want someone to buy it for us for our birthday. (It's June 26. Ahem.) That delicate little white flag atop the 2-inch turquoise tent seems like a tiny, very hazardous dagger, but there's something really precious about this statement piece anyway. Plus it might be a good method of self-defense. Circo de Bango, $52, Old Gold Boutique, spied first at Say Yes! to Hoboken.
Speaking of Hoboken: That same blog kindly pointed us in the direction of Kansas City-based Callaghan Art Gallery, whose World Map Collection would look really swanky in our living room and yours. It's a customizable set of six silk-screened map segments on wood panels, available in a dozen fun colors (standard is white on summer blue, but we're thinking yellow on gray might be nice, too). Now we just need to find that couch. $160, Callaghan Art Gallery, spied first at Say Yes! to Hoboken.
If you're feeling drippy: Yes, it's very Carrie Bradshaw (and now that we've seen that camel-tastic trailer for the second SATC movie, we've officially exited her camp), but walking through the rain in a clear bubble umbrella has got to be much less unpleasant than having to avert your eyes downward beneath some drab black thing. It's our best take-away from Mighty Goods' recent Rain Gear Roundup (though if we had an extra $172 lying around, we might buy these, too). $22, Amazon, spied first at Mighty Goods.
And if you're feeling bitchy: When we were 9, we hand-sewed a pillow for our grandmother that read, "Actions speak louder than words." This is so much better. As part of her Boyfriend Pillow Series, LA-based Tiny Hamlet affixes little gems like "Get your shit together" and "Piss off" onto sweet square throw pillows, but our favorite is definitely "You bore me to death." No offense. $70, Tiny Hamlet on Etsy, spied first at The Storque.
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| Zoe Strauss' "Under I-95" |
CH: Carolyn Huckabay PR: Patrick Rapa ME: Molly Eichel
Where We Went:
Ran into Pat and Holly at Zoe Strauss' final "Under I-95" on Sunday. It's the first time I'd seen the show, and I'm sad it'll be the last. I'm also sad that my favorite of the 231 images hung up on the interstate-supporting pilasters (No. 75, of a string of balloons floating upward) was sold out by the time I got in line. Apparently if I'd stayed till 4 p.m., I could've snagged the display copy for free, but it was too hot for lingering. CH
Like seemingly hundreds of people I checked out the final Zoe Strauss' exhibition. I bought four prints. I love it when she takes pictures of words. PR
Skipped out on the Strauss (sorry Zoe!) for roller derby to cheer on national anthem singer Mo Russ. The Heavy Metal Hookers who took on the Rhode Island Riveters; both teams were neck-and-neck during the first half, but the HMH pulled ahead mightily during the second. While I was sad that my faves, the Broad Street Butchers, lost to the Philthy Britches (who have an incredible opening skate-out, by the way), it was a tight game. When everyone thought the BSB's were down for the count after a multi-grand slam power jam by the Britches' Mo Pain, the Butchers' Shenita Stretcher (who sold me my ticket, thanks!) roared back in the second half. ME
What We Watched:
People (including fellow CM-er Molly) keep telling me how awesome Modern Family is, and how even if you're single and childless you'll die laughing. I took a few hours of my Saturday to test it out. And while I didn't die, I have become a fan. Best part: that Claire and Phil are well aware that their kids are sometimes complete idiots. Thank you, realistic writers. CH
Totally watched Thor: Hammer of the Gods on Syfy because it starred Zachery Ty Bryan from Home Improvement, leading to lots of terrible Wilson/JTT/Al Borland jokes and a geek-out about the new picture of Chris Hemsworth in Kenneth Branagh's upcoming Thor. The ZTB version was terrible. And awesome. But mostly terrible. ME
What We Listened To: I spent the weekend trying to make sense of the new Hold Steady, starting with an excellent Free at Noon show up at World Cafe Live on Friday. For my thoughts on the album, read this week's City Paper. PR
Gave Jason & The Scorchers' Haylcon Times (Courageous Chicken Music/Nash Vegas Flash), their first new record in a minute, a spin and enjoyed it immensely on first listen, but I need some more time before it's up there with Fervor or Lost and Found. ME
What We Learned:
Keys to a good Sidewalk Sale: Post your listing on Craigslist the night before so it'll be up for the morning early birds. It's better to have a money in your pocket than shit in your closet so keep prices low, low, low. Swords attract customers. I ended up making a pretty penny but spent some of it on Chuckie Knuckles' foam-board poster of all original American Gladiators. Worth it? Clearly. ME
Friday Night: Azuka Theatre's "Nerve" - hysterical, well acted, and now, sadly, closed. Saturday Night: Flashpoint Theatre's "Crumble (Lay Me Down Justin Timberlake)". Unlike anything I've seen - also hysterical (especially Matthew Hultgren's Timberlake - I partied like it was 1999) and open until May 8th! Sunday Night: Luna Theatre's "Sick." Made me itchy just watching it, but I think that was partly the point. Also, sadly, now closed.
I saw Koresh Dance's "Sense of Human" on Sunday night. I don't know much about dance to sound articulate about the artform or anything, but I can say that they are pretty amazing!
Friday was unartful: Saw the Riversharks home opener at Campbell's Field and watched manager Von Hayes perch lankily in the dugout. Saturday: As I mentioned over on Meal Ticket's weekend notes, stopped by WHYY during their pledge drive to pick up some tomato plants from You Bet Your Garden's Mike McGrath then trucked out to West Chester with my mother Janis to see about 1,000,000 little Italian ladies fawn over chef/food writer Lidia Bastianich who was awesome. Sunday: I, too, hit Zoe Strauss' ultimate Under I-95. I'm ashamed to admit I'd never been to one before, but I bought two prints: one with lit-up High Hopes in otherwise pitch-black surroundings and one from Fairbanks Alaska depicting a banner reading "It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll" in a barren performance tent. Later, caught up on 0 Rock, The Office and Fringe which, for my money (and I'm watching on Hulu so, like, none), is the best show on TV.
Eichel where is my cut
Sunday I finally made time to watch "The Devil and Daniel Johnston" which, despite some overly literal reenactments, was mesmerizing. But even as a bit of a Johnston fangirl, I'm ready for "Casper the Friendly Ghost" to no longer be in my head.
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