Archive: August, 2010

POSTED: Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 8:14 PM
Filed Under: Now See This | TV
...which makes this episode that much more confusing. Yeah, we're excited for the September 16 premiere of season six, too.
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POSTED: Tuesday, August 31, 2010, 7:36 PM
Filed Under: Music | Shopping Fashion
You know Philly-by-way-of-Brooklyn band The Walkmen as moody Velvet Underground-like swells with the occasional spring in their step. And you know Etsy, as the online DIY marketplace where one-of-a-kind stuff rules. It looks as if the big E has gotten together to make and offer limited edition packages that use the Walkmen's upcoming new album Lisbon as inspiration. Three Etsy artists — Beauideal, LittleTired and Sheepshead — designed the silkscreen print inserts (that come with the record), an album poster and a t-shirt, respectively, for the band. You can see it all at the Walkmen Etsy shop. All orders must be submitted by Wed., Sept 10th to ensure arrival by Lisbon by its Tue., Sept. 14 release date. Read the Etsy designer descriptions after the jump...
ABOUT THE DESIGNS: Etsy Artist Beauideal Silkscreen Insert for 7" Description: The artwork inserts are inspired by the beautiful pavement designs, mosaics, and motifs found throughout Portugal. This specific design mirrors the actual elaborate pavement pattern in Cais Sodré, a vibrant port and train station in Lisbon. It's one of the most active places in the city with people meeting, waiting, parting, rushing to work or home, or crossing the river for beautiful views of the city and nightlife. It's filled with stories, romance, and emotions, sparking the design for The Walkmen's Lisbon single. The artwork inserts are hand screen-printed using 3 colors on grey heavy weight paper. For more from Beauideal please click http://www.etsy.com/shop/beauideal?ga_search_query=beauideal&ga_search_type=seller_usernames. Etsy Artist LittleTired Poster Description: The patterns contained in this composition are partly mimicked from decorative tiles used throughout Portugal and partly inspired by them, made in my own artistic language. The almost unequivocal saturation of decorative tile and brickwork found in Lisbon alone is reason enough to marvel at this grand old city. Mingled amongst these vibrant patterns one can also denote imagery that represents elements of The Walkmen's music that is similar in vibrancy and brilliance. Each poster is silk-screened by hand using 3 colors on heavy 100lb cold-pressed paper. For more from LittleTired please click http://www.etsy.com/shop/littletired?ga_search_query=Little+Tired&ga_search_type=seller_usernames. Etsy Artist Sheepshead LISBON inspired Cork Tee Shirt Printed on American Apparel: Cork is wonderful thing. It doesn't just stop up your wine bottles and make bulletin boards, it's got a ton of other uses including making saxophones sound nice. It also played an important role in science. Robert Hooke discovered cells in 1665 while examining cork under a microscope. The Walkmen might not have a saxophone player in the band, but this cork cell tee was made especially for the release of their new album, Lisbon. Portugal produces half of the world's cork, and The Walkmen have produced 11 great new songs on Lisbon.
Silver Coast Sea Glass
Posted 2010-09-01 14:25:10
I like Angela Surf City I heard on Myspace. 
What a good idea to connect Etsy artists and muscians in this way.
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POSTED: Monday, August 30, 2010, 9:48 PM
Filed Under: Music | Now See This
Props to Dan of Geekadelphia for shooting this video. Now stop tsk-ing me!
Eric
Posted 2010-08-31 13:25:04
No link back? Tsk tsk. :)
Patrick Rapa
Posted 2010-08-31 13:45:34
I saw the video on Reddit. Did Geekadelphia make the video?
Patrick Rapa
Posted 2010-08-31 13:50:01
It would appear that yes, Geekadelphia made the video. My bad.
Eric
Posted 2010-08-31 14:33:21
Hahah. <3

It was on Reddit?! No way. Awesome. :)
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POSTED: Monday, August 30, 2010, 3:47 PM
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I bet the cocktail hour crowd was sparse in the Gayborhood between 9 and 11 on Friday night. Nearly every gay and their [fairy god] mother was in Northern Liberties to see the Scissor Sisters, who were in town to promote their new album, Night Work — you know, the one with the huge ass wedgie on the front cover. When I arrived at nine o'clock, Casey Spooner (from Fischerspooner) was on stage spinning a pop-y mix of club tunes. The crowd was what you'd expect at a Scissor Sisters show — ranging in age from early 20s to late 30s and totally rocking their best glam gear. I saw guys and girls clad in sequined cowboy hats, hot pink feather boas and even a few Indian headbands. Try to imagine what it would look like if Liberace and the Village People hooked up and had like 300 gaybies. It was awe-inspiring. Before I knew it, Spooner wrapped up his set and the lights went down. The band and backup singers slinked onto the stage, followed moments later by lead singers Jake Shears and Ana Matronic. The first song, "Night Work," was fantastic. There were laser lights zooming through the air and Shears was singing and darting around that stage like a wild, sexy maniac. He was wearing the gayest pair of overalls I've ever seen — acid-washed denim with a swooping neck and tight enough to show every protrusion imaginable — and believe me, there were more than a few. Ms. Matronic recalled Joan Holloway from Mad Men in a slinky metallic dress and red hair twisted in a neat swoop-de-loop in the back. Sex-y. The first songs created an upbeat momentum that I was sure would mark the pace for the rest of the evening, but before long the energy level started to wane. It was hard to tell if the lack of vigor was due to it being an off night for the Sisters, or if the audience wasn't feeling it. One problem was that the venue restricted drinkers from leaving the bar area, which created a lackluster show of rump shaking on the dance floor. It wasn't just that, though. The chemistry on stage did seem a little off. Shears and Matronic were putting all they had into their performance, but unfortunately all the jumping and dancing around came across as if they were merely going through the motions. The spectators definitely seemed to prefer music from the group's debut album, such as "Laura," "Take Your Mama" and "I Don't Feel Like Dancing." But the enthusiasm dissipated when they performed lesser-known songs from Night Work. One of the best moments from the new album was Matronic's performance of "Skin This Cat." She joined forces with the two backup singers to put on a vampy, Supremes-esque performance, complete with synchronized dancing. Jake also tackled a few downbeat solo numbers, but to a much less effective degree. His Barry Gibb-like falsetto is impressive but the crowd came to dance, not to hear him croon. He does know how to work his gay audience, though. He was constantly in motion, provocatively writhing and hopping around the stage, taking off his clothes and shaking his tush. It was kind of like watching a porno in fast forward. If he connected with the crowd through energy, Ana utilized her gift of gab. She became chatty in between songs, telling us how much she "fucking loves" Philadelphia — even name-dropping Benny Franklin and Elfreth's Alley. They finished off the show with three encores - their cover of Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb," "Invisible Light" and "Filthy/Gorgeous." The latter, Matronic said, was especially dedicated to "Filth-adelphia." They took their final bow under a massive spewing of two glitter guns, which gave the audience a nice coat of sparkle before they made a beeline for Center City to cap off the rest of their evening in the Gayb. RELATED:
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POSTED: Saturday, August 28, 2010, 2:00 PM
Filed Under: Poetic License

Critical Mass welcomes devoted poet/avid concert-goer/nerd-grrrl extraordinaire Jane Cassady to the fold; her weekly horoscopes will run in this space every Friday morning.

"Art is the center of the real world. Philadelphia is the center of the art world." --Various mosaics Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23): Happy birthday month, fellow Virgos, and thanks for being good sports about however I decide to self-soothe on any given week. Anyway! Number of years I've been going to clubs: 20! Amount that house music has changed: 0. Appreciate your patterns, your looped samples, the comfort of your constant beats. Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 21): Today my therapist gave me a note card that says this: "Don't fight with yourself. Let yourself be wrong and sometimes stupid." She knew it was the right advice when I started laughing my ass off. Scorpio (Oct. 22-Nov. 22): This is what the fortune cookie that came with my iced coffee says: "You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily." It makes me a little antsy, but it might work for you. Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22): There's a pop song stuck in my head. I just Googled it, it's by La Roux. It goes "This time baby/I'll be/bulletproof." That is a silly but very appealing idea. Indulge it! Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20): This month I've resolved to be less Allison and more Peggy. In case you don't watch Mad Men, allow me to translate: Let's be less the brokenhearted secretary and more the arty copywriter in the midst of a consciousness-awakening. Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19): Have you ever been to The Blue Grotto in Philadelphia? Conceptual artist Randy Dalton wanted to give Philadelphia a blue ribbon for its arts contributions, so he made these beautiful environments of found objects bathed in varied blue lights. Give yourself a prize like that. Light up the color of swimming pools. Send the message to landing planes. Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20): Draw a map of your childhood home. Be very specific — don't forget the lilac bush, the sauce-stained sink, the rough wallpaper. Open the door and start redecorating, or at least wash the dishes. Aries (March 21-April 18): The other day my wife and I were walking to the store when a drunk man started hollering at us, yelling comments about our asses and such. Usually I'd just scowl and walk away, but this time, it was very satisfying to swear back at him. Taurus (April 19-May 18): According to The United States of Tara, we sometimes package our vulnerable parts and jettison them. Find and open all of these pretty little pathos-packages. Save the ribbons. Gemini (May 19-June 21): In the words of Lucille Clifton, for my brother who's leaving college soon: "May you/ Open your eyes to water/ Water waving forever/ And may you in your innocence/ Sail through this to that." Cancer (June 22-July 23): I generally take advice from the poetry quotes in the church bulletin: "One day the sun admitted, I am just a shadow. I wish I could show you The Infinite Incandescence that has cast my brilliant image! I wish I could show you, When you are lonely or in darkness, The Astonishing Light Of your own Being!" --Hafiz Leo (July 24-Aug. 23): Sometimes you can decide that you are quite edified enough, thank you very much, and that all you want to do after all these weeks of making beautiful things is to go home and see how things turn out with the Diamond Power of Veto on Big Brother. Your soul wants junk. PREVIOUSLY >> POETIC LICENSE: Horoscopes, Aug. 20-27
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POSTED: Friday, August 27, 2010, 6:15 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes Fashion
Eddie Fields as local Patti LaBelle
Usually, Icepack's Whowhatwhere section traffics in genuine real life celebrities in real time (under those rules Kendra Wilkenson need not apply). Still, there is something to be said for the doubly fan-tastic (they've got their worshipers, too) and most certainly fierce amongst us who dare to dream and willingly wear size 13 pumps (it's tough having big feet, dudes) at the same time. I'm talking about Celebrity Drag look-alikes of the stripe who perform at tonight's Divas in a Man's World concert at the Piazza at Schmidts. Darlings manager Dan "Dennio" Contarino, Steven Andrade directs and Gary Dee hosts as "Joan Rivers." Featured acts will be Eddie Fields — who not only does a mean Patti LaBelle but has opened her shows on occasion — and several other gentlemen dressed like Cher, Tina Turner, Bette Midler, Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin and Celine Dion. The show begins at 9 p.m. and costs $20 (to get lubricated, a VIP pre-party starts at 7 p.m. and costs $40, with proceeds from the event going to City of Hope). And if I can dig out my size 12s... well, you never know.
Mitchell Leff
Work it, girl. Mayor Nutter in a Nicole Miller tie, Melanie Johnson (Chair, City Representative) at the podium, Center City District's Michelle Shannon in pink behind the mayor and Reinhard Models wearing outfits from 1600 Below Vintage, Macy's, Boyds, Smak Parlour, Millesime and Joan Shepp.
I'll be a mess in a dress by the third week of October. Before Matthew Izzo's friends at CMK Entertainment hold the second Philadelphia Fashion Week (Oct. 6-9, 2010 at the 23rd Street Armory), the Mayor himself is going to get involved in the sashay business and lead the charge for the Philadelphia Collection 2010's, a first-ever city-sponsored series of fashion events and happenings throughout town from Sept 23-Oct 2 as part of a citywide initiative to look and sell smart. Work it Ms. Nutter. With a klatch of Reinhard models by his side during a press-conference/mini-fashion show at the Piazza, the Mayor (resplendent in a greenish Nicole Miller tie) talked up bringing fashion events old (the annual Rittenhouse Row Fall Gathering, Phashion Phest turns 17 this year) and new (Boyds' "La Bella Vita" with the Italian Trade Commission, Nigel Barker at Macy's) together under the umbrella partnership between the Office of the City Representative, Center City District and the Philadelphia Retail Marketing Alliance. The 10-day runway will hold over 40-plus free catwalks, cocktail parties, and trunk shows in shoppes from downtown Center City, to commercial corridors in Germantown, and South Philadelphia. There will be multimedia events Ron Wilch's "Taking the Streets" fashion show and live concert and scholastic jawns like Student Window Designs at The Gallery at Market East with The Art Institute. According to Nutter, FC2010 isn't just about looking sharp. It's about the economics of showing off Philly as a destination for shopping followers of fashion as well as hipsters who like to hit Philly's renaissance of bars and boites looking their best. That's cool, but we got to get Nutter out of navy blue.
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POSTED: Friday, August 27, 2010, 5:21 PM
Filed Under: Weekend Omnibus
Little Omnibussers, it's been a minute but Mama returns! Friday: Do you often wake up asking yourself "How could I make my life gayer?"? The answer lies in tonight's Scissor Sisters concert tonight at the Electric Factory. Why? Too easy. If, instead, you wake up asking yourself, "Wow, Elaine May was a pretty talented director who was unfairly maligned because of how terrible Ishtar turned out, how can I help restore her legacy?" then you needs to be in Chestnut Hill tonight for Lawn Chair Drive-in's screening of A New Leaf. Saturday: Flash Rosenberg takes the Philly stage once more with her not-so-much-comedy-but-still funny one-woman show "Laughing at the Speed of Light" tonight at PSALM. But, first, check out Philly's best and brightest artists whistle while they work at Arts Garage's Battle of the Canvas. Sunday: The family that strips together... Schlapenentickle makes burlesque a family affair. We promise, it's not nearly as creepy as it sounds.
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POSTED: Friday, August 27, 2010, 3:00 PM
Filed Under: Interview | Movies
Olga Kurylenko in Neil Marshall's Centurion.
British director Neil Marshall made bloody, gory waves in 2007 with The Descent, a bleak and decidedly atmospheric horror film following an ill-fated cave exploration in the Appalachians. But since then, the media whirlwind has died down, and Marshall has moved on to other projects, including two new movies and an entrancing, writer, model actress, horror buff, artistic collaborator, and ball-and-chain by the name of Axelle Carolyn. His newest flick, Centurion (in theaters today), is a different direction for the filmmaker: A period film based on the wars between the Picts, an indigenous ancient British tribe, and the invading Roman Empire in the first century. It's a historical adventure or sorts, revolving around a band of Roman soldiers who survive the famous Pictish attack on the Roman Ninth Legion and must endure further hunting by their guerilla attackers. I sat down with both Marshall and Carolyn to talk about the making of Centurion, production races with another film and Mel Gibson. City Paper: Centurion is a new direction for you. You've done horror with Dog Soldiers and The Descent, and post-apocalypse with Doomsday, but this is a period piece. Why did you decide to go in that direction? Neil Marshall: It's the kind of film that I've always wanted to make. I love watching that kind of movie, so ... it's just another genre that I wanted to tackle. And I guess it's kind of a mix-and-match as well. It's very much in the model of a Western, with an ancient history sensibility as well. CP: Westerns are obviously tied into the American mythos. Is the history here — the focus on an ancient British tribe like the Picts — tied to a kind of British mythos? NM: Well that particular frontier of Rome was the farthest frontier, and it was, to them, the Wild West; it was untamed ... And so I treated it very much like that. I modeled it in some ways on the old John Ford cavalry movies, and it has a similar sensibility in that it's very un-PC: telling the story from the invader's point of view and the gray areas that result from that. There are heroes and villains on both sides. The Picts are like the Comanches, and there are a lot of similarities, like the fact that they wear the war paint. And yet, that's not fabricated, that is what the Picts did. So the parallels already exist, I just put them on film.
CP: In that sense it's obliquely political not only because you're conflicting sympathies between the Picts and the Romans, but also because it's bound up in the idea of the individual being forsaken by the society to which he or she has been so patriotic. NM: There was the general overview that emerged as I was writing it that it is about the superpower of the time going into this country and having to deal with guerrilla warfare, and the results of that. And obviously that's going to have comparisons with events in the world over the past 40 years, as well as what's going on now in Afghanistan. But once I came to that comparison, I didn't want to ram it down the audience's throats. People will see it if they want to see it. But at heart I'm making a historical adventure movie, and I don't want to turn it into some kind of gratuitous allegory. Axelle Carolyn: I think that Neil is the least political person you could possibly find ... I think that very often that makes the most interesting and personal films, when you don't set out to ram a message down the throats of people. NM: ... My dad was in the army, my granddad was in the army. So I definitely have an affinity for soldiers and the like. And so my film is about the individual. It's about the fact that, regardless of what you may think about these campaigns, be it Rome, be it what's going on in Afghanistan, whatever — I, for one, totally support the soldiers and want them to come home. And that's primarily what the story's about — this bunch of guys who are betrayed and become disillusioned by the job that they're doing and just want to get home. CP: It seems like there's a bit of tension here. Centurion is very heavily genre-influenced. In a lot of ways, it's just kind of a history thriller. But at the same time, there's something more intimate and melancholy about it than the average period piece. How do you want your audience to react to the film? NM: I think that, at first, I want it to be a thrill ride. But they will hopefully carry something else away from it. It's not necessarily a film of happy endings. There's a resolution, but in this situation I don't know what a happy ending would be. My endings are always a big ambiguous anyway ... this was no different. But is it melancholy?
Centurion direction Neil Marshall
CP: I guess maybe more doleful. NM: I always knew that the visual tone of the movie was going to be very downbeat; I set out to make a bleak movie in every sense. It was going to be about these people getting massacred, and it was in a bleak environment with bleak conditions, and I wanted that. I deliberately filmed it in winter and deliberately put everybody through hell. I graded it so it would feel even colder and bleaker. ... You know, this was inspired by me standing up on Hadrian's Wall as a child in the pouring rain in the bleak Northeast of England and thinking, God, what must have it been like for these people to come from the Mediterranean and face this enemy that is so terrifying that they built this 60-mile long wall to keep them out? CP: It was shot in seven weeks, right? Which is five weeks under the normal length for such a movie. NM: Yes, we worked very fast. I like to work fast anyway, but with this one, a part of it was that I got a lot of criticism on Doomsday for overcutting the movie, for making it really frenetic and fast. So with this one, I was making kind of an older style movie, I watched a lot of older movies as well and noticed how they were perfectly happy to just sit back and watch a scene play and not have to cut in or do any of that. So it was a conscious effort to try to shoot more of that style and let the actors move and not try and mess around with it so much — just let the scene play out. AC: I think that for most people, seven weeks sounds like a lot of time, if they don't work in film. But at the same time, The Wolfman was doing reshoots, and their reshoots took longer than the entire shoot for Centurion. NM: The comparison I use is The Battle of Sterling in Braveheart. [Mel Gibson] had six weeks to shoot that entire battle. We did our entire film in seven. CP: Well I guess Mel Gibson isn't one to do something on a small scale if he doesn't have to. But it does have, despite being kind of an epic, a more intimate feel than a lot of others, and I assume that was intentional. NM: I'm sure I would have loved to do a huge Braveheart-style battle, but we simply couldn't afford the extras or visual effects to do that, so I had to plan around the money that we had at the time, the time that we had, and make it feel bigger than it actually was. The bigger scenes with the crowds, literally if you turned the camera that way or that way, there was nobody there. Everybody that we had was in the shot. And we just tried to plan it so that there were a few shots within that scale; the rest was into the nitty-gritty of the individuals hacking and slashing. CP: I wanted to ask you a question or two about the language in the film. There were obviously certain things you wanted to keep historically accurate, but why did you decide to make the Romans speak English and leave the Picts speaking Pictish. NM: It was always the case that I wanted the Picts to speak something other than the Romans did ... But obviously the problem that we had was that there is no recorded language of the Picts, so we had to come up with the most ancient language that would fit the profile. The experts will tell you that Welsh is the most ancient language that we have in the U.K., but it just seemed inappropriate to have these Scots speaking Welsh. However authentic it might be, it's still not the right language. So what we actually had them speak was Scots-Gaelic, which is a very ancient language; maybe not as old as Welsh, but old enough. AC: I think the problem is that there've been talks of making the film in Latin. The thing is, not only is that very impractical, especially when you shoot on a reasonably low budget where you cast your actors a few weeks before they start shooting — they don't really have the time to learn the language. But also, commercially you can't really get away with it. Mel Gibson can get away with it because he made the most profitable independent film of all time; he's got his own following. NM: You come under fire from people online saying things like they wouldn't have been swearing like that. And yeah, but they wouldn't have been speaking in English either. If they're going to speak English, they might as well swear in English. But I wanted to get a sense of this kind of banter between the guys that represented what I think the soldiers would have been like then: just as they are now. AC: I do see your point though, that it's not so much about trying to make it historically accurate as it is about depicting the Picts as being the ones that you don't necessarily straight away identify with, because they have this other language ... It wasn't so much to show one side as being more foreign or more remote. NM: It was also a part with Etain [a mute], who can't speak any language. Which is all about that lack of communication. CP: You just want her to be more of a force. NM: Yeah. A lot of people have asked if I made her mute because I cast Olga Kurylenko in the role, and a Ukrainian actor wouldn't have fit the part, and that's absolutely not the case. The character was mute from the very first draft of the script. I wanted her to be a force of nature who expressed herself purely through violence and action and aggression. I thought that was really interesting for a character. I also thought it would be really interesting for an actor to play a totally mute character. It's a real challenge for them.... Even Olga was like, "Just let me say a few lines." And the answer was, "No, you get to scream, and that's it." And ultimately she embraced that.
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POSTED: Thursday, August 26, 2010, 10:04 PM
John Vettese
Hoots and Hellmouth
The Philadelphia Folk Fest is almost always about moments. The three-day musical endurance test — four days for those in the campground — typically comes with stuffy heat, slippery rain, or both. By the end of it, full performances aren't the things that stand out – they can be a blur. Often it takes a moment within the performance to really transcend, to really make the festival. This year, there were moments aplenty.
    MOMENT 1: Thursday evening, Hoots and Hellmouth loses power, soldiers on
The feisty Philly revival tent trio had already worked their way through a smokin' Camp Stage set when, just as the sing-song coda of "Home in a Boxcar" kicked in, the power kicked out. Like perfectly timed. The chord changes led into the freight-train whistle harmonized "Whoo-woo," and suddenly everything was gone — lights, sound, etc. The guys (and their four backing musicians, including ubiquitous harmonica player Bob Beach) walked to the front of the stage, urging the audience to clap along, to sing along. They obliged. This continued for quite some time. My initial thought was it was a gimmick, a trick pre-planned and co-consipred with the house crew. But it just kept going — two minutes, three minutes, no power return. But the revelers kept clapping, kept "whoo-who"-ing in the night air bliss. Finally, as abruptly as it died, lights and sound returned, the band picked up their instruments, and picked up where they left off, to everyone's collective delight. I was still skeptical — was this some showmanship ruse? Festival programmer Jesse Lundy and Hoots mandolinist / banjoist Rob Berliner both told me it totally was not. "That was cosmic," Berliner said. "You don't plan something like that." The cynic in me thinks, well, if it was an illusion, of course promoter and performer would have you believe it was real. The spectator in me thinks that everybody singing along, clapping along, and not letting go for such a huge duration was pure magic.
John Vettese
    MOMENT 2: Friday afternoon, The Spinning Leaves jerk tears
OK, I'll admit it. "Bridges For Free" broke my would-be hard façade. Coming out of 12 people, horns and strings and voices resonating beautifully from the festival mainstage, that "Love landed in Philadelphia" line and hundreds of people cheering behind me — yeah, I got misty-eyed. Looks from the photo above that versatile guitarist Andy Keenan did too, and Leaves singer Barbara Gettes told me afterward that she had a hard time holding her composure amid it all. To some, she and Michael Baker might come off as flighty idealists when they talk about the power of people and what we can all do together, but there it is, there's your proof. They're not kidding.
John Vettese
    MOMENT 3: Friday evening, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, aloof and awkward, singlehandedly puts 1,500 people to sleep
Since none of the reaction I've heard to Will Oldham's much-anticipated set was positive, I'll say this much: His band was pointed and precise, and their nuanced interpretation of the delicate woodshedding-on-the-Great-Plains harmonies from The Wonder Show of the World (the latest Bonnie "Prince" Billy release) was pleasing. For about the first 45 minutes. The music, while graceful, is mellow. So, so very mellow. Practically sub-audible. And it continued for close to an hour and a half. Oldham/Billie did not appear comfortable being on such a big stage (unless awkward discomfort is part of his constructed Bonnie "Prince" persona), so he'd retreat to the drum riser, or struggle awkwardly with a melodica, or give the Old Pool Farm an unrelenting thousand yard stare. One by one, spectators began nodding off to the Cairo Gang's frustratingly quiet strains. This would have been a much better afternoon concert, when patience was more plentiful — at night, it felt interminable. Part of the frustration certainly had to do with the Bonnie "Prince" Billy mystique: Lots of people were looking forward to this set, but nobody really knew what to expect, as Oldham has built a career out of circumventing expectations. And while I wasn't chomping at the bit to see perennial festival hacks Gandalf Murphy and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams follow him by robo-playing the same five songs they do every year, I wasn't wanting Oldham's Gambit to continue much longer. In the end, the highlights were seeing Meg Baird grace the Folk Fest stage once again, and realizing that the set was over so I could make my way to my tent.
John Vettese
    MOMENT 4: Saturday afternoon, Adam Brodsky is pleasantly surprised that people remember the lyrics to "Cubicle Girl"
Seriously. I forgot all about this dude and that song, but he was everywhere in the early aughts. Literally. Fifty states in 50 days and all that. But at a Tank Stage musical comedy workshop, Brodsky got a cheery singalong going to his signature tune ("I see 'em all the time at 18th and JFK / O lord send a cubicle girl my way") that took him unawares — and made fellow panelist (and former labelmate) Butch Ross crack up. Ross didn't do his song about the Trenton Makes bridge, though. Bummed about that.
John Vettese
    MEANWHILE, BACK AT CAMP...: The Topless Foot Race delivers what it promises
Folk Fest's campground is one part Monty Python school of absurdist theater, one part bacchanalian frat party. To wit: This year's annual topless foot race, a bare-chested sprint up the campground's steep main drag, featured three women participants. That's three more than signed up last year, I'm told. Apparently this thing is usually a shitshow of moobs.
John Vettese
    MOMENT 5: Saturday afternoon, Jeff Tweedy tells a rock tale
Of course somebody yelled "rock n' roll" at Mr. Wilco, and of course he made the requisite comment about "Isn't this a folk show?" Then he told us "a rock 'n roll story." In his candid, casual manner that can make the most inane stuff compelling, Tweedy the solo acoustic troubadour described an ill-fated pizza dinner with family the night before. He held up his infant nephew and got pizza-puke all over his face. He washed up and went to bed. The next morning, he discovered a piece of pepperoni crusted in his beard. "I slept all night with a puked-up piece of pepperoni on my face," he said. "That's pretty rock n' roll." Someone asked what became of the peperoni. "Oh, I ate it." Awesome.
John Vettese
    MOMENT 6: Saturday night, Taj Mahal emotes
I could point to the variety in legendary guitarist Taj Mahal's set — how it moved from rough and ribald blues to the chiming West African guitar styles of his 1999 album with Toumani Diabate, Kulanjan. I could talk about how tight the time tested three-piece was, or how they too played for 90 minutes and yet left me wanting more. The thing that stands out most about Taj's performance was how he emoted. His facial expressions. Every note triggered a corresponding eyebrow arch, a pop of the eyes, a knowing head shake or shrugging suave sway, a puckered-up kiss face made to the microphone. Punctuating his music this way, Taj not only gave us something lively to look at – he became a full-body vessel for his songs, something where the music and the character began to seem inseparable.
John Vettese
    MEANWHILE, BACK AT CAMP...: Aliens invade! Robots attack!
Oh, don't worry. This happens every year.
John Vettese
    MOMENT 7: Sunday morning, rain brings the Lee Harvey Osmond crowd onstage
Their churning acid folk and lively wit was a great Sunday morning wake-up on the Camp Stage. But Canadian four-piece Lee Harvey Osmond won the most points when the skies opened up for the third time that day; noting the crowd retreating back to their tents, singer / guitarist Tom Wilson invited folks to stay and gather under the awning protecting him and his gear. A handful of eager listeners took him up on the offer, piling to the stage and sitting cross-legged, like it was story time at the Schewnksville library.
John Vettese
    MOMENT 8: Saturday afternoon, Cheers Elephant frightens Folk Fest octogenarians
Now I'm not quite sure what exactly the boisterous Philly indie-psych four piece Cheers Elephant was doing on this lineup. The closest they came to "folk" was an electric bluegrass'd reimagining of their song "Mr. Marvelous." But mostly they did what they do so well — amp-peakin', high-kickin', loud guitar jams. Halfway into their set, an elderly attendee walked in, stood right in front of the largely seated crowd and stared scoldingly at the band. His fingers plugged his ears, his eyes pleaded that these kids and their rock n' roll would hush up. But the band played on. Their new song "Como Es La Vida" was epic. And the Lobby Tent crowd screamed. Did Cheers Elephant fit at Folk Fest? Of course not. Were they any good? Absolutely. Did they make an impact? Oh hell yes.
John Vettese
    MEANWHILE, BACK AT CAMP...: An epic water balloon battle rages on
Shoulda got combat pay for this one!
John Vettese
    MOMENT 9: Sunday evening, Iain Matthews and Richard Thompson stage a mini-Fairport reunion
Good on Philebrity for predicting that the two former Fairport Conventioneers would engage in musical camaraderie while sharing a lineup on the closing day of Folk Fest. During Matthews' stately, classy evening set, Thompson emerged from backstage to collaborate on Joni Mitchell's "Woodstock," plucking improve leads and strumming with intensity while his onetime bandmate wailed out the high notes. During Thompson's closing set later that night, Matthews came out for the encore, the two collaborating on Fairport numbers this time, a fine treat for the soggy few who stuck the day out.
jesselun
Posted 2010-08-27 10:08:16
John, best review of the event, as usual. I'm surprised to hear you saying Bonnie "Prince" Billy was boring, etc, especially from the #1 proponent of having Espers on the Martin Stage. Also, not sure if your watch stopped, but his set was 50 mins. Was it too much? Only for the people who didn't get it. As we both know, Will Oldham is probably more versed in traditional folk music than most of the other main stage performers, whether he chose to do it there or not...gotta keep pushing this thing forward, know what I mean?

Also, Cheers Elephant are part of the Folk Song Society's Coop program. Gotta have one blast of rock & roll every year in the Tent, right?

Love you
Andy Braunfeld
Posted 2010-08-27 11:40:30
John, there no cosmic showmanship in the power failure. The stage was on generator power, and a faulty sensor in the fuel gauge shut the generator down because it thought it was out of fuel. The entire unit was replaced on Saturday. Wish we had thought of it though...
Andy Braunfeld
Festival Director
One of Four
Posted 2010-08-27 12:45:51
John,

For the record--there were four of us topless female brave souls, not three. As a first-time festival-goer, I really thought it would be more! Next year, gentleman, if you want to cheer us on again, I suggest you talk more of your girlfriends, wives, sisters, and mamas into joining the fun. A critical mass would make it so much more pleasant for all. (And I never did quite get the point of the topless men running, anyway)

--One of Four
Levi Landis
Posted 2010-08-27 13:16:13
Great review.  I tend to agree that my Festival experiences are recalled and cherished in moments.  Cheers and thanks...

Levi Landis
Executive Director
Philadelphia Folksong Society
Lisa Schwartz
Posted 2010-08-27 14:13:29
John, over the years you have been a wonderfully loyal supporter of our event and you don't disappoint with this review.  You've done an excellent job capturing the incredible mosaic that is the Philadelphia Folk Festival; a glorious combination of music, art, and the passion of the performer and attendee alike.  It really is all of the little gems that sparkle throughout the weekend.  Thank you for being a part of it all!

Lisa Schwartz
President, Philadelphia Folksong Society
Chairman, Marketing and Promotions, Philadelphia Folk Festival
George Ehrgott
Posted 2010-08-27 14:15:24
Great review and spot on in all points. There are many more Fest memories we will carry year to year and as a volunteer, we share them forever. As far as Bonnie "Prince" Billy, he is not Bonnie in any way but as Mr Sandman.
Eliot coleman
Posted 2010-08-27 17:50:12
You probably fell asleep to Bonnie because your a turd, and a hack writer. Go folk yourself retard. Your jealousy of will oldham is obnoxiously evident. He was the best there, and just cause he didn't play what a bunch of rich yuppie geezers wanted to hear, you demonize him. Check yourself before you wreck yourself , ice cube nigga
Melanie
Posted 2010-08-28 17:43:01
A wonderful collection of moments!  I'm happy I caught so many of these.  It's hard to plan ahead to be where the moments happen.

Here is my collection of moments: http://www.flickr.com/photos/goob712/sets/72157624806031426/detail/
jlee
Posted 2010-08-28 18:00:08
Totally right about the music - underwhelming.  But fest is fest, and it was a good time as always.  I hope they step the musics up with a vengeance for the 50th Anniversary next year.
Melanie
Posted 2010-08-28 18:00:26
By the way, I heard an announcement around the Bonfire that the folks who host the Topless Race will be raising donations next year for breast cancer charities.  Another reason to bring out the girls!
Kevin k
Posted 2010-08-29 17:24:54
Jesse lundy needs to stop the snore bands for the night concerts. Iron & wine put me' to sleep 2 years ago. U need to amp people up for their drive home or walk to the canceling. Seiously dude get a clue.
Kevin k
Posted 2010-08-29 17:25:55
I meant walk to the campground. Oopsy
Chase
Posted 2010-08-30 13:41:36
To Levi Landis:
I would like to extend to you a very sincere FUCK YOU VERY MUCH. Though I enjoyed bonnie "prince" billy's set I did not however appreciate the fact that after a five song set, you found it impossible to let Gandalf Murphy come on for one encore song. And your arrogance continued when Tinkerbelle Lloyd came out to address the angry fans who were expecting more music and you did not even have the decency to turn her microphone back on. I payed $62 to see Gandelf Murphy and for what? For a arrogant asshole like you to not allow them an additional 5 minutes. They were the headlining act and they played the shortest set of the entire night. I love folk music but what I cannot stand is the way you seem to fuck it up every fucking year. Just as last year when the Saturday evening audience was eagerly waiting for Iron & Wine's performance, you allow some shit Rapper and DJ to take the stage for 45 minutes. Everyone who purchased tickets on this years firday night concert deserve refunds and you personally deserve to be smacked. You ruin folk music.
jesselun
Posted 2010-08-30 17:07:24
Kevin, you seemed so sweet when I put you in your jammies and carried you to bed. Or was that when we "walked to the canceling"?
jesselun
Posted 2010-08-30 17:10:59
Hey Chase

Not sure why you think Levi is responsible for this, or why you can't spell the name of your favorite band correctly, or why you paid $62 to see one band, but Gandalf played their contracted time...and kicked ass. 

Perhaps you'll be more inclined to spend 1/3 of that and see them at the 23 East on Nov 5.
megs
Posted 2010-08-31 11:28:44
Dear Chase, 
You are a f'ing idiot. glad you were the only one in the crowd that enjoyed the Bonnie and the Cairo Gang set. I too would've enjoyed Gandalf to play longer but unfortunately, thats what happens at a festival. Bands do not play full, 2 hour sets. I would've enjoyed to see many of the bands play longer, but alas I too was at a festival, not a Galdalf Murphy concert.  Unfortunately for you, your ears are stuffed will arrogance and your mouth is full of hatred.  How bout next time you stay at home and think about how levi landis was wrestlin wolves while you were still suckin on your mother tit.
Seth
Posted 2010-09-09 17:14:00
Well, this was a great review. Definitely agree that Bonnie "Prince" Billy is a bit strange for the Fest and reminded me very much of Espers from two years ago when he put everyone to sleep. Tweedy and Thompson blew my mind this year! Great stuff. In general the line-ups have been getting better every year, so keep up the good work Point Ent! Def gotta keep moving forward and finding new audiences. Oh and that epic water balloon fight? Yeah, that's us... Repeat Offenders vs. Biscuits and Gravy... three years running.
James "Who"
Posted 2010-12-13 17:00:42
Great review! My wife is a huge fan of the Philly Folk Fest--been going 20 years! Next year is the 50th! Whoo hoo!

We like that you all posted about the Philly Folk Fest this summer. I, too, loved Taj Mahal's performance, among others.

I finished a mini-documentary about Folk Fest. Hope you'll watch, like, and share.

http://vimeo.com/17353174

I'd love to know your thoughts.

Thanks! Happy Fest!

James "Who"
Aly
Posted 2010-12-27 03:12:28
I found Bonnie "Prince" Billy and the Cairo Gang's set to be absolutely captivating and one of the more memorable of my folk fest "moments".  Their sound was unique to the environment, yet felt more of an organic sense of belonging than any of the other acts.  They do not have a common sound, hence why common people do not vibe with them.  I found their performance to be transcendent.
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