Archive: August, 2010

POSTED: Friday, August 13, 2010, 3:00 PM
Filed Under: Interview | Movies

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Life During Wartime director Todd Solondz
Sitting upright, fingers laced together over a bright green button-down, with glasses and All-Stars to match, you wouldn't think director Todd Solondz is responsible for some of the darkest, most unsettling moments in American cinema. But here he is, the director of such infamous celluloid as Happiness and Storytelling, smiling and pleasant as can be, even after a full day of interviews. We chat for a while about the Jersey suburbs and The Art of the Steal. But mostly, we talk about Solondz's newest movie, Life During Wartime (which Sam Adams reviewed in this week's issue). It's a sequel of sorts, loosely following the fates of a number of characters from Happiness as well as Welcome to the Dollhouse, and the consequences of the truly messed up shit they've done to themselves and each other. And as we talk, his demeanor starts to make sense. Mr. Solondz isn't a misanthrope. He is not compelled to project his hatred onto all humankind, or even a lowly interviewer. He's just a realist. City Paper: How important do you think it is for the audience to understand the supporting mythos laid out in Happiness? Todd Solondz: It's unclear, because I think you certainly don't need to know anything in order to follow the storyline. It requires no prior knowledge of any of my work. And in a certain sense, that's the best way to go in, to know nothing and to surrender to what's put before you. But if you have seen my earlier work, you have, on the other hand, a certain advantage of the way in which you can connect the dots; they way in which you can see how I've played with the story and the characters, and that can be it's own pleasure. Of course, the danger is that it can make you overly self-conscious so that it makes it more difficult to access emotionally the characters. CP: The beginning of Life During Wartime is almost shot-for-shot the beginning of Happiness, so it puts Joy in that same position she was in at the beginning of Happiness. How much do you think she, or even other characters, has changed? TS: The design there is to make you feel as if you're watching Happiness all over again, for those who have seen that film. Very self-consciously so. To set the audience at ease, so that I can then throw them a curve ball or pull the rug away and let them know that this movie isn't going exactly where you might think it's going. And then you can surrender to the movie. Joy, well, it's up to you. I leave it to others to define how different, how changed or not, these characters are, years later. CP: But it seems that the audience can never be fully at ease, given the dark subject matter. TS: It's not about complacency. In real life it's important to be polite, but when you make movies it's important not to be polite. You don't want any barriers to get into articulating those things that are so difficult to articulate in real life. Movies have a way of speaking of things that it's very hard to talk about. CP: It seems to be a more overtly political movie, and in that sense more motivated. What was behind making Life During Wartime? TS: Well I think it is very much informed, the writing, by my post-9/11 experiences. I remember after the Twin Towers collapsed, there was a beautiful moment when there was a groundswell of people struggling to say, "How can I help, what can I do?" And I remember Giuliani responding, "Go shopping." And it was such a slap in the face, such an obscenity... The subtext there is all about insulating yourself; it's a message of insularity. Then, with the fact that there's no draft and very discrete segments of society are going and waging war, or the disenfranchised are waging it. Coffins are not photographed, and taxes are reduced; it doesn't matter if we have Obama or Bush, we're very insulated from the experience of what it means to be at war. And so the movie's suffused with that sense in it's own oblique way. You have Joy who wants to do good, as if good intentions are enough. You have the son, who tells his father he should have cut and run. And of course, little Timmy who talks of his troubles with understanding 9/11. I think it's responsive of these — we have these lives insulated from the war at large, but they're engaged in their own war amongst their intimates and themselves. CP: New Jersey's been such a big part of your films in the past, but here it almost seems like a wasteland — somewhere the characters are trying to flee. TS: Well, I don't spend too much time in New Jersey, but in my movies, it is a metaphorical place. It doesn't have to be New Jersey, it could easily be a suburb of Ohio or Michigan. And it's how I think most middle-class Americans live... I grew up in the suburbs, so it's only natural that I would be somewhat familiar.
CP: The movie's also fairly self-reflexive in that it's brought together the characters of Happiness, but at the same time the Welcome to the Dollhouse/Palindromes mythos. In that sense it has a kind of finality to it. Are you planning on moving on from these characters and stories? TS: The next movie I'm doing doesn't incorporate any of these characters, but we'll see... I can't talk about it in abstraction until it's all done, but it incorporates none of these characters. CP: I know you've had some trouble with the MPAA before with Happiness and Storytelling. Did you have any issues with Life During Wartime? TS: No, because we never submitted it. There was no need. It's going out unrated. To get a rating costs money, and we didn't need to spend the money, so it's not playing in theaters where it's really relevant. CP: Are you basically giving up on ratings? TS: No, it's not that I'm giving up. If they're useful and it makes sense economically, we would get one, but it doesn't right now, so there's no need. CP: Who do you want to see this movie? Did you have any specific audience in mind? TS: I'd like to say it's an open-minded one, but it's a certain sensibility some people appreciate. It's difficult because the comedy and the pathos are so entwined, it's such a fine line that I walk. It's hard for people to know sometimes how to respond, but some people do, and I'm appreciative of that. CP: I heard that you hate directing. Is that true? TS: Well it's not so much that hate directing. I don't think my character's really cut out for it, but I'd rather I fuck it up than someone else. I think that the price of getting one of my movies made is I have to direct it. If it weren't for issues of time and money, it would be very pleasurable. CP: Life During Wartime is shot on a RED camera. Why did you change over? TS: It was more economically feasible, but we embraced it artistically as well. It's really about the cameraman. If you have a cameraman that's an artist, that's what matters. Ed Lachman is that, and so we're all very pleased with that. CP: How much of the end results of your films are due to budget constraints versus aesthetic choices? TS: It's hard to separate the two; you're always making compromise no matter what the budget is, whether it's 10,000, 10 million, 100 million. You just have to make sure those compromises don't undermine the core values of what have driven you to want to make that film in the first place... I've never had to make a compromise I couldn't live with. CP: In Life During Wartime, Timmy is completely bound up in the notion of becoming a man, which, in the context of the adult characters almost seems like a fool's game. Why do you focus on this so much? TS: He's at a juncture in his life, adolescence is about to descend upon him, and it throws into relief certain fundamental and moral issues that are embodied in the way in which the father has lived his life. CP: What exactly is the moral core of this movie? Is there one? The children seem to be the only ones searching for any sort of authority. TS: ... There is a moral gravity, but it's implicit. It's not a moralistic film in that it's not prescriptive. It's exploratory. People say they love mankind or embrace humanity, but those are abstractions and therefore platitudes without substance or meaning. We are, in fact, as humans, only human insofar as we are defined by our limitations. Of course you have Bill Maplewood who is a pedophile, pedophilia being something I have no inherent interest in, but as a metaphor for that which is most demonized, feared and loathed it's hard to beat. I think most Americans would feel more comfortable with Osama bin Laden at their table than a pedophile. But it becomes a kind of crucible for the audience to question what they can embrace. What are the limits of what we can accept, embrace, forgive? CP: I wanted to ask about Chloe. She's a very quiet character, but she seems to function as a kind of benchmark for innocence against the problems of the adult characters. TS: I'm more concerned about her future than her brothers, because she's already medicated. A friend of mine taught a class, and years ago he would have the students on the first day of class say a couple words about themselves. And they'd say, "Hi, my name is Marcy and I love the films of Spielberg, and I hope to make comedies." And he would go around like that. And today when he teaches the course, it would be, "Hi, my name's Marcy, and I'm bipolar, and I take medication." And so many people do, and there's so little that's understood about the full resonance and impact of this medication. Chole's the youngest of the Maplewood children, but I have to include everybody in the sequel. I couldn't include just the boy; otherwise I'd have to say she had Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. She grows up, and I enjoy her company. I think she's very sensitive and sensitized to a lot of the troubles that surround her. CP: You mentioned earlier that you have a new movie in the works. Can you tell me about it? TS: Just that the title is Dark Horse.
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POSTED: Friday, August 13, 2010, 2:00 PM
Filed Under: Poetic License

Critical Mass welcomes devoted poet/avid concert-goer/nerd-grrrl extraordinaire Jane Cassady to the fold; her weekly horoscopes will run in this space every Friday morning.

Your Horoscopist Is Kind of an Emo Girl Leo (July 24-Aug. 23): This week is my wife's birthday. I would like to give her all of her wishes: a comma in the bank balance, a job closer to home, time to rest. She'll have to settle for Wednesday shows, cheesecake and a nice long letter. Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23): Here's some very practical advice: Never go on the Facebook when you are feeling fragile. Everything you scroll past will look like a party you weren't invited to. Worst of all, you'll get comment-itis. Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 21): Look at all of the "Back to School" signs, all the emo commercials with mothers (always mothers) waving sadly at school buses. Take them as a sign that it's time to purchase huge stacks of notebooks at discounted rates. I got my year's worth, 10 for a dollar. Scorpio (Oct. 22-Nov. 22): All you can see are sunsets, the lavender tint in the sky, the filigree of light at the edges of the clouds. Go ahead and let this be the end of something. It's the sun. It generally comes up again. Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22): "It's too late to change your mind. You let loss be your guide," say the Broken Bells. I guess it's as good a guide as any, though. Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20): You are like the Map Collection Room at the Philadelphia Free Library; hundreds of wide, flat drawers with every possible expanse and measurement. Find your longitude and latitude. Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19): I want to say once and for all that heartbreak is a terribly inefficient fuel for creativity. It burns up everything, bright and fast. It's time find something more sustainable, if less sparky. Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20): An old pal of mine posted a picture of his massive, hot, sexy record collection. Beneath that, another friend had sent a link to an episode of Hoarders. Decide what's riches and what's trash, before you get swallowed up. Aries (March 21-April 18): The stars are taking requests this week, Aries. What would you like? Concert tickets? An opulent stroll through Longwood Gardens? An ill-advised dinner with an old flame? It's up to you, and it's all yours. Taurus (April 19-May 18): Remember the episode of The Office where they're all at the beach for some reason, and Pam does the firewalk? The adrenaline rush and burnt feet give her the courage to call out Jim in front of everybody for ignoring her. Be like that. Gemini (May 19-June 21): In her wonderful writing book Bird by Bird, Annie Lamott says, "After a few days at the desk, telling the truth in an interesting way turns out to be as easy and pleasurable as bathing a cat." But do it, no mater how much the truth wriggles and spits. Cancer (June 22-July 23): You said my answering machine is a bad audience, but go ahead and tell it everything. I want to hear about the catch in your voice, the stitches in your chest, the wine under the bed. But I hope I have the phone on next time. PREVIOUSLY >> POETIC LICENSE: Horoscopes, Aug. 6-12
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POSTED: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 8:55 PM
Filed Under: Printed Matter
Here's what you missed if you didn't pick up the print edition of today's City Paper. FEATURES!: COLUMNS!: REVIEWS!: And then there's...
  • Kaleidoscope hits some high notes with the bluesy candy-coated tunes of The Shalitas and the three for one indie special at Johnny Brendas featuring Beach Fossils, Warpaint and Javelin and finishing up with some "redux" pics.
  • Music Picks have a dancey theme this week with the power couple Rihanna and Ke$ha headlining as well as Dam-Funk + Master Blazter and Dragonette.
  • Art Picks focus on some green love – featuring some nature sculpting and romantic comedy Just Say Love.
  • Josh Middleton 'exspores' the inner workings of local writer Thom Nickels' new novel Spore; sci-fi, spiritual awakenings and ghost sexcapades most definitely included.
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POSTED: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 7:30 PM
Neighborhood Watch finds Philly's most fashionable. This week: First Friday.
Kim A. (21) loves to keep 'em guessing. "I love to mix genres of fashion and add feminine touches to ethnic pieces," she says. Tonight's high-waist shorts and modern striped top are the product of a mixture of eras. Her colorful crossover bag, which makes for her "ethnic piece" was purchased during a visit to Brazil, and it beautifully complemented her beaded earrings. The Mt. Airy girl's fave second-hand shop is Buffalo Exchange and she loves Janelle Monae "for her confidence in her own individuality." The student's favorite designer is Marc Jacobs. "His pieces are youthful and fun to wear," Kim says. "They kind of feel like you're playing dress-up."
Topstitch Boutique model Em S. (21) is definitely not your typical centerfold. Her bold flair and unpredictability give her a serious edge. The Queen Village native says her look for Summer 2010 is "80's glam rock trash" even down to the toes. "These shoes cost me like 20 bucks, literally. Some random ghetto-store-find. Those are my faves actually," she says. As for the hair, Em says she had a shaved head for about two years. "I've been growing it out and this is what it turned into," says Em. What's her simple motto? "Keep it trashy."
Melissa N. (38) says she chose her jersey-knit, wrap bubble dress for First Friday because it's "fun and easy for a warm, summer night." This P. Luca piece is "comfy, yet upbeat and fashionable." Her Clarks gladiator sandals were also a great accent for cute, relaxed look. "I'm pretty versatile but I gravitate toward a lot of Euro designers. I also like '40s-'50s vintage," she says. The Old City native says her favorite local boutique is Matthew Izzo (151 S. 3rd St., 215-829-0606) for its "great jewelry and great mixture of styles." Melissa says her favorite celeb in style is Sarah Jessica Parker. "Her look is sophisticated and fun. She's the perfect city dresser," she says. In Melissa's book, one should "keep it simple, adding one or two accent pieces. It all depends on the occasion and where you're going."
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Kate M. (24) says First Friday was a bright colors kind-of-night for her. Her yellow linen skirt is by Forever21, the tank is Le Tigre and the accessories are vintage pieces. "I don't follow celebs but I bridge a lot of styles," the grad student says. "I like masculine and feminine pieces, I do bright colors and darks." But one combination you'll never catch this U. City girl in is jeans with sneakers. "That's a big no," Kate says. "But you'll always catch me in jewelry. I never leave the house without it.".
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POSTED: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 6:30 PM
Collectors of pretty things, take note: Every week, we're rounding up a what's-what of what we [heart], culled from the scores of design blogs, artist sites and Etsy treasuries we stalk on the regular. Last year's epically horrible winter has had one very clear result: BABIES. Maybe it's just us, but it seems like everyone we know is giving birth, like, rightnow — which means baby showers galore, and a staggering number of infant gifts to purchase. If you dare stray from the registry (for the love of God, do not — we repeat, do NOT — enter a Babies "R" Us, if you value your sanity), here are some ideas:
PREVIOUSLY >> Coveted: It's a Mad, Mad Mad Men World
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POSTED: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 5:33 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes
© Scott Weiner
Tony Luke Jr. and T.I. at the premiere of Takers
Sure T.I. and Ice Cube took the plane to Philly together but when these two rap-n-cinema magnates hit the ground, they never laid eyes on each other again. T.I. walked a red carpet at Le Ritz East on Sunday so to promote his newest film, Takers (in area theaters next Friday). T.I. was lucky enough to meet up with another snazzy film star — Tony Luke Jr., of The Nail and Eagles TV fame (not to mention the whose cheesesteak thing). Cube, in town, to hawk his new flick The Lottery Ticket (also out next Friday), didn't have a Luke to lean on. Instead he was spied at McDonald's on Arch Street near the Convention Center. That's just cold. Before Tip and Cube even hit Philly, the Black Eyed Peas were all over Atlantic City where Will.i.am, apl.de.ap and Taboo took turns on the steel wheels at Dusk last Saturday night at their official afterparty. Taboo even got on the mic and rocked a couple verses of "Boom Boom Pow" with apl.de.ap in an impromptu performance. The trio invited fans to join them at their table drinking Grey Goose and Bacardi cocktails.
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The Black Eyed Peas in AC
As for our other hip-hop friends, there was DJ A.J. Khubani, president/CEO of TeleBrands — aka, the originators of the "As Seen on TV" logo — at the Marriott Residence Inn hanging with inventive Philadelphians pitching their goods and MC Bradley Cooper who was spied hanging at the Palm, not so much spitting rhymes as having a nosh. What will WHOWHATWHERE hip-hop look like in the immediate future? Let's ask D-to-the-F Damon Feldman what he's gonna do to Michael Lohan on September 17. "I am going to kick Michael Lohan's ass," writes Feldman in a letter to Lindsay's pop. "[Lohan] accused me of hooking up with Kate [Major, Lohan's then fiancée]) You left me crazy messages and you showed up at an event and tried to crash it. I could have ended it there. I thought you were a friend, but now we can resolve it all in the ring. You think you are a tough guy with pushing everyone around in the media, well now you can take it out on me. I saw the true you when you left me a nasty message about me and Kate and more and when you tried to sneak me at the event last week. So be a MAN and accept the challenge. The media says you beat Kate, well now try beating me. THIS is not a PUBLICITY stunt." Lastly, loverman Harry Jay Katz gave me alone the date of his wedding to Debra Renee Cruz whose engagement we announced in July: December 22, 2010. Stay tuned for rice throwing locations.
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POSTED: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 4:46 PM
Filed Under: TV
The only reason to be excited for the shorter nights and colder weather of fall? The premiere of local pride and joy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The sitcom's sixth season bows on FX Thu., Thu., Sept 16 at 10 p.m., but The Troc is hosting a premiere party on Tue., Sept. 7 where you can catch the season 6 premiere, the classic "Day Man Cometh" from season 4 and another fan-selected ep from a wmmr.com poll. Tickets to the event are free, which is awesome, but you must brave some WMMR events in order to obtain them. After the jump is the list of events where you can snatch up your own IASIP premiere tickets. RELATED >> The cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia hits town for the opening of Mac's Tavern Friday, August 6 Maggie's Waterfront Café 9247 Delaware Avenue Philadelphia, PA 19114 9:00pm-11:00pm Friday, August 13 PJ Whelihan's 799 Dekalb Pike Blue Bell, PA 19422 9:00pm-11:00pm Friday, August 27 Side Bar 10-12-14 E. Gay Street West Chester, PA 19380 10:00pm-Midnight Saturday, August 28 Landmark Americana 158 West Gay Street West Chester, PA 19380 9:00pm-11:00pm Wednesday, September 1 Urban Saloon 2120 Fairmount Ave. Philadelphia, PA 19130 9:00pm-11:00pm Thursday, September 2 Flukes 7401 State Road Philadelphia, PA 19136 8:00pm-10:00pm
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POSTED: Thursday, August 12, 2010, 1:47 PM
Filed Under: Interview | Movies
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Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera, left) does battle with an evil ex (Jason Schwartzman) in Edgar Wright's Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
In preparation for my interview with cast members and the director of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, my first plan of action was to frantically read the source material — six comic books by Bryan O'Malley. In a conference room at the Ritz-Carlton, Michael Cera sat two chairs down from me and said, in so few words, exactly how I felt about Edgar Wright's adaptation. He practically whispered under his breath, "It's art imitating art." O'Malley and Wright agreed from the beginning that the film should complement the books instead of attempt to mirror all six; the film, Wright said, "had to become its own beast." "Bryan was happy with it because everything was in the same kind of spirit," he said. "There are things he can do in the comic that we can't do in the film and vice versa. It's more concentrating on what we can do in the film that he can't do in the comic." The story of Scott Pilgrim is equal parts action and romantic comedy — the titular character's (Cera) goal is to fight new love Ramona Flowers' (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) seven evil exes (including future Captain America Chris Evans and one-time Superman Brandon Routh). Wright's version of the seven fight scenes — one for each ex — has actors flying through the air as the theme music from Street Fighter plays in the background — not exactly something O'Malley could pull off on paper. But, even though he's clearly intrigued by the medium, Wright didn't simply want to copy video games like similarly-minded movies. "I thought that'd be an interesting aspect to takes bits of video games that all of the film versions leave behind," says Wright. "The thing that's weird with video game adaptations is most of the video games are based on films so when you get around to the film of the video game it feels like a weird Xerox." That meant the filming of fight scenes beyond the experience of most of the young cast. Jason Schwartzman, who plays the evilest of the exes — and Anna Kendrick, who plays Scott's constantly clued-in sister, elaborated: Jason Schwartzman: The fight sequences were something I've always wanted to do. Wire-fighting was really a remarkable experience. It's terrifying because you fly up in the air a couple times and you look over and see how they're actually doing it. It's just a guy jumping off a ladder with rope and his body weight is propelling you and then he's got Nyquil in his back pocket and you think is this really safe? Edgar had it all planned out and it was very safe. It took about three weeks to shoot it. In fact, the way it was scheduled, I got married in the middle of the fight scene. Anna Kendrick: I got this image of Edgar when I was first cast. He was really excited about the idea of putting Chris Evans in [the film] because he just liked the idea of getting young Hollywood and pitting them against each other in battle. So I got this image of him as the evil puppet master just choosing all of these young actors and saying, 'Fight to the death it will amuse me.' The comic was used as a storyboard and reference on set, so much so that fans of the books will recognize certain panels Wright chose to imitate. Even his actors are still amazed at the extent of his familiarity with the source material and how it inspired him to match dialogue with pre-planned choreography. Michael Cera: Edgar had been thinking about the movie for three years and writing it and storyboarding it and making it really tight. There were some sequences where the joke of the scene is how the thoughts cut together. They're shot a very specific way. It's not like running a scene and knowing exactly what we're doing. JS: Usually when you make a movie you do a complete take of a scene from every different angle but in this one Edgar already knew which angles... AK: ...It was like pre-edited. JS: Yeah, so he'd be like were going to shoot this scene so all you need to do is turn and say that one line then we'll cut. This was like mega-super-hyper focused because you're just doing a shot at time just getting the thing you need. I know I wish in the future, if I ever work again, that whatever that may be they would do a comic of it first. But Wright didn't shy away from getting down and dirty with his cast. Cera elaborates... MC: Yeah, we did and Edgar joined us too. Every morning waking up and running and doing push ups, all sorts of disgusting stuff. EW: Except often you get to train in the morning with Superman and Captain America as well, putting us to shame. RELATED >> "Anyone who tells you differently is racist, really": Q&A with Michael Cera
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POSTED: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 10:35 PM
Filed Under: Arts Theater
Sykes
What's up, left field? Wanda Sykes, the acerbic comedienne/best part of Monster-In-Law, will star as Miss Hannigan in a production of Annie at the Media Theater from Nov. 23 to Dec. 12. and again from Jan. 12 to 16, according to the New York Times' Arts Beat. Huh? Who knew Sykes was reppin' Media? According to Jesse Cline, the theater's artistic director, Sykes has property in the area and saw a production of Rent at the theater she reportedly enjoyed. But why choose the Media Theater as her musical debut? Cline wasn't surprised that Sykes took the gig, telling Artsbeat, "She's a sweet, lovely woman. She totally is. It's brilliant casting, if I say so myself. I wasn't surprised she said yes." Ah, yes, brilliant.
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POSTED: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 9:45 PM
Filed Under: Critical Mass
kabletown.com
Aw, remember last TV season when Comcast bought NBC and everyone in Philly media who gets excited about these things shit our pants in anticipation of Tina Fey and co. taking on the cable Philadelphia behemoth on the excellent-but-declining-in-quality 30 Rock? And how we might as well have spontaneously combusted when Kabletown, Comcast's stand-in, was finally mentioned? While it seems so long ago, it is time to get excited once more. Deadline.com reports that Fey and co-showrunner Robert Carlock have some new Kabletown shenanigans in the works.
DH: Are you building in a lot of Comcast stuff into your 30 Rock scripts for next season with the impending NBC sale? RC: We're incorporating a fictionalized version of that. There are a couple of things we've got in the works. TF: We'll show the new bosses, new rules, new work pressures.
Everyone's all jazzed about the 30 Rock live episode (which is, frankly, a terrible idea. Anyone remember the ER disaster?), but what about an on-location in Philly ep? Kenneth, we're waiting for your call. Read the description of Kabletown from their website after the jump. RELATED >> INTERVIEW with 30 Rock's Scott Adsit: "So now in bars across the world, you can spend 50 cents and hear Liz Lemon and Pete Hornberger yelling at you to 'shoot it up the ramp!'" RELATED >> 30 Rock takes on the Comcast buy-out
Why Kabletown with a K? Because K stands for the Kindness we show our customers, the Keen interest we take in their needs and because Cabletown with a C was already the name of a store that sold cable knit sweaters and legal said we had to spell it with a K. We pride ourselves on being one of the nation's leading providers of cable entertainment. We currently have over 100,000 employees nationwide and 6 international employees due to a flight mix-up we are still trying to resolve. At Kabletown, we respond rapidly to the speed of change. We have a team of well-trained technicians eager to assist our customers. For example, if your "box is being weird" or "the thing just keeps saying 'boot'" or "the DVR won't stop recording 'Top Chef Masters' even though I hate it," we will be there. We know you have a choice when it comes to your cable provider. Let Kabletown bring entertainment to you, because you bring entertainment to Kabletown. Maybe this slogan doesn't make a lot of sense, but consider that our slogan guy, Gary, was in the hospital when he came up with it.
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