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POSTED: Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 10:30 PM

Don't know what to do tonight? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

It may not be the most glamorous'nightlife option, but damn if it isn't the most rational ' from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., the Broad Street Ministry (315 S. Broad St., 215-735-4847) will be hosting the Philadelphia World AIDS Day Event. Besides being able to get tested for free, attendees can enjoy a free pasta dinner; performances by the Philadelphia Gay Men's Chorus and dance troupe Smoke, Lillies and Jade; and a visual arts display. And thank heavens, Rev. Bill Golderer assures us that, despite being held in a church, the event is totally secular.

And while we're on the topic, have you seen our cover story on this handsome do-gooder?

Not satisfied? Check out today's listings for more and more and more events.

Posted by Holly Otterbein @ 10:30 PM  Permalink | Post a comment
POSTED: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 9:22 PM
Filed Under: Music News

What's up with L&I marching on Philly venues recently? First it was the 941 Theater (in fact, they just announced their fundraisers), now it's The Fire. According to a tweet from PhillyRockBlog, the Fishtown rock venue has been forced to cancel all upcoming events.

I caught up with The Fire's manager Dan McShane, who confirms the NoLibs music venue is shut down until they have the money to resolve L&I's issues. "We're working on it," he said calmly. He also said he and everybody at the Fire has been touched by the "extreme outpouring" of support from the community, and he's hoping to do something of a "publc nature" to turn all the positive energy into action and get the doors back open.

Jill
Posted 2009-12-01 15:30:15
Thanks for posting this; was wondering what was going on.



But, um, the Fire isn't in Fishtown. It's in Northern Liberties.
Philly Rock Blog
Posted 2009-11-24 16:35:05
http://www.phillyrockblog.com
jdelso
Posted 2009-12-04 21:00:50
wow. i had no idea this even happened. i don't know of any other spot as gracious as the fire for allowing new bands to get a start in the city. let's bring it back!
Posted by Patrick Rapa @ 9:22 PM  Permalink | Post a comment
POSTED: Monday, November 23, 2009, 8:20 PM
Photo | Courtesy of Color Magazine

Don't know what to do tonight? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

' Pillars & Tongues has its toes dipped in free jazz ' but doesn't go off the deep end long enough to officially be part of the genre. At times, it's a tight soul set; at others, it's a freewheeling harmonica jam. Most songs are around the 14-minute mark. At the M Room (15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577) at 8 p.m. for $8.

' Br'no's no Borat or Ali G, but the 2009 film about the pretend gay German fashionista is funny nonetheless. It's playing at the Troc (1003 Arch St., 215-922-LIVE) at 8 p.m. for $3 (which goes toward a free drink or snack).

' See officially-in-the-genre free jazz set Shot x Shot at Johnny Brenda's (1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684). Check out Shaun Brady's piece on the group for more details.

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Posted by Holly Otterbein @ 8:20 PM  Permalink | Post a comment
POSTED: Friday, November 20, 2009, 2:00 PM
Filed Under: Comedy | Music | TV Watch

A sneak peek at the next episode of The Cleveland Show.


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POSTED: Thursday, November 19, 2009, 9:18 PM
Amazon
On a normal day, I'd judge this cover.

Don't know what to do tonight? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

' What makes Mad Men, a sometimes grating show, good? What do Germans think of our war in Afghanistan? How did Ted Kennedy manage to move past his family name's glamour and be one of the people? These are just a few of the topics George Packer has tackled lately on his Interesting Times blog, a place full of pithy essays on how weird and cool and awful it is to live today. Similarly, his book of the same name addresses the past 10 years and all their funkiness. He'll be reading from it tonight at the Free Library, Central Branch (1901 Vine St.215-686-5322) at 7:30 p.m. for free.

' I'm in an odd mood: I'm listening to Jacqui Naylor, a gal who wears cowboy boots and digs soft lighting on her album covers, sing the blues, the kinda cheesy blues, and likin' it. She's at the World Caf' Live (3025 Walnut St.215-222-1400) at 9 p.m. for $20.

' South Moon Under's Shopping Spree is like a mini-Black Friday for all you BF freaks. There's 20 percent off all merchandise, complimentary gift wrapping, and free drinks. Free drinks. Now that's what the Friday after Thanksgiving needs. It goes down from 6:30 to 9 p.m. at South Moon (1731 Chestnut St., 215-568-2170).

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Posted by Holly Otterbein @ 9:18 PM  Permalink | Post a comment
POSTED: Wednesday, November 18, 2009, 10:05 PM
wfnx.com
Nice stems, Amanda Palmer

Don't know what to do tonight? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

-- Join Slow Food Philadelphia at Tiffin (710 W. Girard Ave., 215-922 -1297) for a $16 Indian food feast prepared by chef Hari Nayak. Tiffin typically specializes in take-out, offering a dinner and a movie special where you can rent a Bollywood film with your meal. So consider this event a chance to taste test before the next night you're craving Chicken Hara Masala and a movie starring Salman Khan.

-- Catch Amanda Palmer, one half of the Dresden Dolls, at 8 p.m. at the TLA (334 South St., 215-922-1011) tonight for $20. She's touring with backup band Nervous Cabaret, complete with drums, guitar, bass, and to top it off ' horns. Who doesn't like horns?

-- Chuckle your way over the weekday hump at Helium Comedy Club (2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001). For $12, you can catch 10 up-and-coming comedy troupes at 8 p.m. as they fight to the funnybone for a chance to perform in December's Philly Sketchfest.

Not satisfied? Check out today's listings for more and more and more events.

Sam
Posted 2010-02-03 02:38:14
What an ugly hag.
octopusrave
Posted 2010-03-25 22:58:33
aaaand, what a sad life sam must lead, as (s)he leads one without AFP music to please her senses. Also, (s)he must really have a thing against women willing to show they're pretty without being revolting examples of every eating disorder known to mankind. I pity him/her and yet still find myself disgusted. I also wish on an unrelated note that I could have been to the show. She's my biggest inspiration (and don't knock until you've listened). This picture cracks me up, too, ha!
Bill
Posted 2010-04-20 19:22:25
Is this a transvestite?
APerfectDayElise
Posted 2010-08-06 13:56:16
Amanda's a talented lady, but PJ wears that shirt better. :)
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POSTED: Wednesday, November 18, 2009, 8:00 PM
Filed Under: Music | Now See This Watch

Remember when BH told you about Ted Leo and friends' Halloween Misfits cover show? Under the name TV Casualty ' including Leo, Atom Goren (Armalite, Atom and his Package), Brian Sokel (AM/FM, Franklin), Andy Nelson (Paint it Black) and Chris Wilson (the Philly-based drummer for Ted Leo's Pharmacists) ' the boys rocked out for the People's Emergency Center. Pitchfork has the whole show up, but take some time out of your busy schedule to watch the first part here:

Related: Dept. of Awesome: Ted Leo to lead Philly all-star band through Halloween Misfits cover show

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POSTED: Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 9:39 PM
Filed Under: Music Night Moves
Courtesy of Evangelicals

Don't know what to do tonight? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

' Why do some bands ' like Evangelicals ' give themselves names that make it nearly impossible for them to be searched online? (Girls is the ultimate abuser of this.) Contrary to what the image to the right suggests, Evangelicals makes hazy, upbeat pop with a lot of ever-building climaxes (evangelicals climaxing, hardy har!) It also strikes me as good coat weather music. They're at Kung Fu Necktie (1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919) at 8 p.m. for $8.

' And then you've got a few other options, depending on where your allegiances lie: There's the Erotic Literary Salon at L'Etage (Sixth and Bainbridge streets, 215-592-0656) at 8:30 p.m. for $8-$10 if you're hot under the collar; a touching reading by Say You're One of Them author Uwem Akpan at the Free Library Central Branch (1901 Vine St., 215-686-5322) at 7:30 p.m. for free; and something about Fishtown jazz at 700 (Second and Fairmount streets, 215-413-3181) for free at 9 p.m. Align with who you will.

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Posted by Holly Otterbein @ 9:39 PM  Permalink | Post a comment
POSTED: Monday, November 16, 2009, 5:32 PM
Filed Under: Kaleidoscopic | TV Watch

In this week's Kaleidoscope, I wrote about the classic, cult-y '60s TV show The Prisoner:

I can't speak for the remake premi'ring on Nov. 15 (AMC, 8 p.m.), but there are few shows like the cult '60s British TV show The Prisoner , now available on DVD. Created by and starring Patrick McGoohan, The Prisoner follows a defected secret agent who is taken to an ostensibly idyllic island called The Village, where his name is replaced by a number and he's not allowed to leave. Exploring themes of identity and free will, The Prisoner is a milestone; television has rarely been so deep or engrossing.

As I said above, I couldn't vouch for AMC's remake, starring ultimate badass Ian McKellan and Jesus/Jim Caviezel. The six-day miniseries premiered yesterday with the first two episodes. It was awful. Like, laughably so. There are similarities in style and structure to the original McGoohan series but adds fast cuts and editing tricks that make it look like film school project. McKellan can't be taking this thing seriously, camping it up as the mysterious and powerful 2 (unlike the series, McKellan's 2 stays the same). But his arch line delivery also doubles as the show's few highlights, especially in the face of ridiculous and unnecessary character development (yo, what's up with 1112, McKellan's son? If his sole purpose within the series is to pout his lips and have fabulous cheekbones, he's doing a stellar job).

That being said, I will most likely watch tonight's installment because I'm a glutton for punishment/find the entire thing hilarious. Any of you guys watch it? What did you think?

AMC is certainly no villain in this situation, if only because they are awesome enough to post the entirety of the original series online. Seriously, watch this. First episode below:

jbird
Posted 2009-11-18 01:23:35
This was the most dumb ass remake on TV, that I have EVER seen. The Village is merely a recovery center and island for human misfits? I swear I just heard the earth rumble, as Patrick McGoohan rolled over in his grave...again...and again...and again...and again!!! The acting sucked. The plot was worse! The directing and production looked like it was pieced together by film school drop outs. The plot was NO WHERE near being even a close fax of the original. I just wasted 6 hours of my life, watching the worst TV remake EVER in history. (And, yes, for the record, I HAVE watched all 17 original TV episodes...many times since 1967). Patrick McGoohan was a true genius, and would NEVER have wanted to be associated with this boob tube atrocity!
bcing u 6
Posted 2009-11-16 23:29:59
The First episodes "mtv cuts" were intentional for the episode, a hallucinatory introduction. The program actually conveys incredible info and depth in a short period of time in the first two episodes. The Program continues the technique to a small degree for the rest of the show, but not as difficult to follow. The Writer...or director...said he wanted us to feel like maybe 6 was crazy, maybe the village is the only place on earth...truthfully, the part where 6 tells his `brother' he loves him, I gave up to and believed he was his brother. The "twists" are also well plotted to keep you guessing, but not clueless. Meanwhile, for fans of the previous series they follow the structure enough you are continuously finding Easter eggs and having nerdgasms.
Lucky
Posted 2009-11-16 14:06:44
Chamalla, Do you mean to tell me that you should never review a work of art, or a book, or a play in the context of what came before it? This is a remake, how could you not?
Chamalla
Posted 2009-11-16 13:18:13
Ahh the ol' "halo of antiquity" at work, or in other words "I remember it being really great 20 (200, 2000) years ago, so it MUST be better than anything made now! This review is rubbish. The reviewer is too stuck on his memories of the past to give this incarnation a chance. Why not go review some piece of feces CBS show? or Maybe "V", which inexplicably has all the critics creaming their pants! Yes the old show was awesome in its time, and this new one is pretty darn good television as well. Please, do us all a favor and stfu.
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POSTED: Thursday, November 12, 2009, 9:26 PM
Filed Under: Music | Shopping | Theater Night Moves
Selma Karaka

Don't know what to do tonight? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

' Just a friendly reminder: We told you about the nifty new Live Arts artist-in-residence program and concurrent second-Thursday series last week. Its inaugural event will be tonight at 6:30 p.m. for free at the Festival Studio (919 N. Fifth St., 215-413-9006). Featured performers include the homegrown Thaddeus Phillips, Kathryn Tebordo and Subcircle's Jorge and Niki Cousineau. Like Carolyn Huckabay said in last week's post, free admission and free beer? I'm there.

' The Fire (412 W. Girard Ave., 267-671-9298) is holding a Neil Young Tribute Night at 9 p.m. for $7, and though I usually don't go for that sort of thing, I must say I'm excited to see what The Spinning Leaves does with it. (A dozen other bands will be there, too.) And please, everyone, let's forget that Trans ever existed for tonight.

' The Philadelphia Museum of Art is holding the first day of its annual craft show at the Pennsylvania Convention Center (1101 Arch St., 215-684-7930) until 9 p.m. for an entry free of $5-$15. Yeah, yeah, you're spending money to spend more money ' but it's for a good cause and there's lots of cool, cool stuff, like Selma Karaca's clothing (pictured above). Buy us this plz.

Not satisfied? Check out today's listings for more and more and more events.

Josh
Posted 2009-11-13 09:24:03
That outfit is so you!
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