Archive: September, 2010

POSTED: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 8:52 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes
photo by Nick Valinote
Danny Masterson aka DJ Mom Jeans aka Steven Hyde
Did you know that Dave Pianka scored like 3,600+ peeps at his LCD Soundsystem/Sleigh Bells jawn for Making Time's Summer of Radness finale at the Philly naval base? He did. "Pretty amaazinng" he says. Do you know he plans to top that show and its accomplishment before 2010's end? Look for the Daft Punk Tron premiere or a Kraftwerk reunion or a Yellow Magic Orchestra reunion or Sparks doing the entirety of Kimono My House. On Oct. 2 Clean Equations will release its People/Variables debut CD at Johnny Brenda's. That's great. I applaud their snappy sloppy art rawk efforts. I can't say I know the Equations' crowd. But I can say that opening for them is the messy funky The Great Vibration and Conversations With Enemies — both whose crowds I do know. Many people will be very drunk by the time Clean Equations hit the stage. Play louder. Speaking of speaking up, Whisper is supposed to be the new name of what was once Denim on Walnut. You'll have to yell, because no one's going to care unless you scream. The Philadelphia Theatre Company is in a search for a new managing director. The old one, Diane Claussen, didn't just disappear — she resigned before the start of PTC's 35th season (Oct. 6 PTC@Play) to head back to Chicago and managing direct at Northwestern University's Theatre and Interpretation Center. Interpret this, Diane: Bummer.
photo by Scott Weiner
Vince Neil, author
WHOWHATWHERE: I know comedian Eric "Doogie" Horner is from Fishtown but does he live on Ninth Street too? I ask because right after posters went up for the America's Got Talent contestant/Quirk Books graphic designer' show at Connie's Ric Rac on Oct. 1, I saw a guy who looked just like him gesticulating wildly in one of the apartments above the Geno's complex. ... Positano Coast and the Ritz 5 got a visit from Conviction star Sam Rockwell, director Tony Goldwyn and Betty Anne Waters (whom the film is about) on Tuesday. Yay. The Office's Amy Ryan caught Jack Goes Boating at the Ritz Bourse last week. Double yay. Anthony Anderson may have been singing on the second floor of Yakitori Boy in Chinatown. No idea why he was in town other than that he likes traditional karaoke. Motley Crue's Vince Neil was spotted with lots of tats and no drinks when he signed copies of his auto-biog Tattoos and Tequila at Bookends in Ridgewood, NJ, then at Borders on Broad Street in Philly. Shoot me already. I luuuv "Dr Feelgood." It was my stripper anthem. Speaking of stripper DJs, Danny Masterson aka DJ Mom Jeans (why not use yer own name, Dan?) spun at Dusk Saturday night, drinking Ultimat vodka and shots of Patron. Damn skippy. Right before Masterson spun The Strokes showed up unannounced to hang with him. Like Fez used to. Sweet. Danny and the Strokes dined at Mia before his set at Dusk. I wrote about it. I saw it. Now it's Bryn Mawr College's time to play Chicken. The school's Performing Arts Series hosts a performance of Charlotte Ford's Live Arts thing Chicken at the Hepburn Theater in historic Goodhart Hall Oct. 1 and 2. Ford went to school there and they want their frigging Stella Adler books back. Drinkers owner Avram Hornic bought one of the several Phanatic statues that went up for auction last week. Noodle Heaven — a fave of Bellevue eateries where Bliss now stands — isn't making a comeback. Owner Jane Guo is. She's opening Jane G's on 19th and Chestnut in 2011. Guo also holds several Noodle Panda palaces throughout the state. Cool. Read more Icepack here.
ISAAC SHOFF
Posted 2010-09-30 23:29:54
ICE CUBE, YOU KNOW I THINK ALL RAP MUSIC SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.  I THINK YOU SHOULD SIDE WITH ME ON THIS ONE THERE IS A UCH BRIGHTER FUTURE WITH KILL     N!GGERS BEING IN RAP ALL THE TIME!  I THINK EVERY RAP STAR ON EVERY ALBU EVER MADE IT IS SAID ATLEAST ONCE. YOU KNOW! WHEN THE MUSIC IS PLAYING GOING KILL N!GGERS KILL N!GGERS AND PEOPLE WALK UP AND DOWN THE STREET SAYING THIS, IT JUST DRIVE S A PERSON A LITTLE OUT OF WHACK!
WHEN THEY HOLLER RACIST, YOU KNOW LIKE THEY DID TO DR. LAURA WHEN SHE SAID IT. IF THE MUSIC IS ILLEGALIZED WELL, A WHOLE NEW FUTURE, WITH WHAT IS BEING PLAYED, IT'S LIKE THE MUSIC IS SAYING JUST KILL N!GGERS.
HIGH TOWER
I STICK TOMY TRIBE YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING, I THINK YOUR INTELLECTUAL ENOUGH. I LIKED YOUR G-O-D RAP SONG, BUT FRANKLY RAP IS PLAYED OUT...........................................
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POSTED: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 7:00 PM
Filed Under: DVD
From the department of Things That Make Us Feel Old and/or Nostalgic: The Princess of Power herself, She-Ra (aka He-Man's twin-sisterly cooler half) turns 25 this year, and to celebrate, Mattel and Classic Media are releasing She-Ra action figures and the first season of She-Ra: Princess of Power on DVD/iTunes/Hulu. In case you've forgotten all about Princess Adora (as Skeletor once said, "A female He-Man? This is the worst day of my life!"), here's a reminder from the folks at Mattel:
In each episode of She-Ra: Princess of Power, Adora transforms into her alter ego to fight alongside the Great Rebellion with her trusted steed—a winged unicorn named Swiftwind — for peace and justice on planet Etheria, and to defend Crystal Castle against Hordak and The Evil Horde. In battle, She-Ra uses her magical sword, the "Sword of Protection," that she can command into other weapons, and that also enables her transformation when she holds it overhead and proclaims, "For the Honor of Grayskull, I am She-Ra!"
We've got a copy of the She-Ra DVD to give away to one lucky CritMass reader.

To win, simply leave a comment and tell us about your favorite childhood She-Ra memory.

(Mine involves sitting in the bathtub as a kid, pretending my She-Ra doll was on the brink of falling off a magical cliff before Swiftwind — played by a stand-in turquoise My Little Pony — saved the day, whew.) We'll randomly pick a winner tomorrow morning. Good luck! [UPDATE, 9:45 a.m.]: Congratulations to CritMass commenter Meredith, who won our name-out-of-a-hat contest!
meredith
Posted 2010-09-30 14:57:33
i remember watching she-ra on the usa cartoon express as a very little kid.  i think it was off the air by the time i entered kindergarten but i was lucky -- there was one sha-ra figurine in my classroom's toy box.  needless to say, she was my favorite toy, and i'm pretty sure i was the only kid who ever played with her.
Raequel
Posted 2010-09-30 15:47:48
I remember my first day of fifth grade...i was instantly popular because of my super hot pink She-Ra Princess of Power bookbag! I had the power on the playground - at least that day :)
Steph
Posted 2010-09-30 15:53:46
My saddest She-Ra memory was the day our Betamaz player stopped working. I was never able to watch all the episodes I taped ever again!
Kate
Posted 2010-09-30 16:06:08
I had quite the collection of She-Ra action figures, including two separate SwiftWind horses.  One regular, and a transparent SwiftWind which I believe happened in one episode when everyone was crystallized (??).  I had the lunch box, a She-Ra sword and a She-Ra waterfall.   I was especially fond of Cat-Ra, She-Ra's arch nemesis, she seemed so misunderstood!  In my mind, I often imagined in my four-year old mind that Cat-Ra was friends with the Misfits, Jem's rivals.
Sam
Posted 2010-09-30 16:34:17
I remember watching She-Ra every day after school. My favorite part of every episode was when you would spot Loo-Kee, the adorable little tree creature that was friends with She-Ra. He was like a reallly adorable Where's Waldo character. <3
Sam C
Posted 2010-09-30 16:35:18
I remember watching She-Ra every day after school. My favorite part of every episode was when you would spot Loo-Kee, the adorable little tree creature that was friends with She-Ra. He was like a reallly adorable Where's Waldo character. <3
Lauren
Posted 2010-10-01 02:35:25
I was She-Ra for Halloween! I think I was 4 years old, loved her/borderline obsessed, had wrist cuffs, a belt, everything, pretty sure I wore it to preschool, too!
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POSTED: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 6:00 PM
Filed Under: Music | Win
New Orleans-born hard bop trumpeter/composer Terence Blanchard has become the sound of Spike Lee Joints (he's scored every Lee film since Jungle Fever). So when Lee turned his gaze upon post-Katrina Nola for a 2006 HBO documentary, it was a no-brainer that Blanchard would be the man to score it. Some of that deeply personal music can be found on A Tale of God's Will (A Requiem for Katrina) [listen after the jump], music from which Blanchard will perform music from this Sunday, Oct. 3, 7 p.m., at the Annenberg Center's Zellerbach Theatre. We happen to have four pairs of tickets to give away. To win one, be among the first four to answer this question by noon tomorrow (10/1):

What was the name of Spike Lee's aforementioned HBO documentary on hurricane Katrina's aftermath?

E-mail your answer to bhoward@citypaper.net with the subject line "Blanchard Tix." The first four with the correct answer will be notified and will be able to pick up their tickets at City Paper's Old City offices by 4:00 Friday or at the Zellerbach Theatre the night of the show.

UPDATE: Congratulations to the winners of the Terence Blanchard tickets. The answer we were looking for was When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts but, due to some ambiguity in the question, we also accepted If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don't Rise, Lee's 2010 followup to When the Levees Broke. Enjoy the show and please report back on how it was.

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POSTED: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 5:00 PM
Filed Under: Music | Win Show
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sexxy old school press photo style
On Tuesday we posted a haiku contest to give away a single pair of tickets to see The XX at the Merriam on Monday. The response was pretty amazing, and choosing was hard. Before we get to the winner, let's look at our favorite runners up:

x x in the fall heart beats anticipation the end of it all by JMo

lower case xx watch big love on VCR adjust the tracking by Pilgrim

To see you and me finaly sets my mind free place me in honor. by Christine

Delicate noise play I dont want to ever go My heart skips a beat by mekma

The XX will play Finally somewhere with seats Maybe I'll have one by HighStrungLoner

minimalism is sexy; solid grooves stick in your mind for weeks by matthew

crystalline shelters starry notes sprinkled among mercury islands by ben

And the winner:

'i can't give it up' cold shoulder sticky with sweat xx: xxx by mim

Congratulations, mim! We'll contact you soon about ticket arrangements! The XX plays Mon., Oct. 4, 8 p.m., $25-$33.50, with Warpaint and Zola Jesus, Merriam Theatre, 250 S. Broad St., keswicktheatre.com.
mekma
Posted 2010-09-30 16:43:51
atleast I was a favorite I think thats pretty cool. haha Im quite surprised, actually.
 congrats mim! =] 
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POSTED: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 4:43 PM
Filed Under: Arts | Just Do It Visual Art
Photo | Kim Hausen
Been lugging around a grudge for a little too long? We know a fun way to let that bitch go. For the second weekend in a row, Artists' Anonymous founder Aleister Tanek Javas Mraz will be in Rittenhouse Square to present 70x7 — The Art of Letting Go, a interactive production that allows passersby to write a message of forgiveness on one of 490 cardboard word balloons. Once they've completed their absolving scribbles, the cardboard piece will be attached to a chopstick and stuck in the ground along with all the others. "The appearance will be akin to a graveyard," says Mraz, "It's a way to signify 'burying the hatchet." Last weekend 101 people showed up to write funny messages like, "I forgive you for always stealing the covers at night," but sometimes they got a little serious. One read, "I forgive you for stealing my social security #, for stealing my trust, for stealing my youth, for stealing my faith in family, Mom..." Ouch. Mraz and a couple of volunteers will be back in the park this Fri.-Sun from 1 p.m. to sundown to have the remaining 389 signs claimed. He says they'll be situated next to the garden shed in the corner of the park that's across from Tuscany Café (222 W. Rittenhouse Sq.). If you stop by, what are some of the things you'd write? Feel free to share some of your juiciest thoughts in our comments section.
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POSTED: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 2:00 PM
Filed Under: Comedy | In Memoriam Stand-up
You might've heard by now: Stand-up comedian Greg Giraldo — probably best known for his smart, angry, spraygunning performances at Comedy Central Roasts (or his maybe his work as a judge on Last Comic Standing) — died yesterday of a complications following a prescription drug overdose. Fans and some of his fellow comedians are mourning the loss on Facebook, Twitter and Reddit. Below are some choice clips; even the bleeped ones can be pretty NSFW.
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POSTED: Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 5:53 PM
Filed Under: Just Do It
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dad napping, by Phillip Toledano
Just got word that Gallery 339's hosting a mid-show reception tomorrow, Sept. 30, from 6-8 p.m., for Phillip Toledano's sweet, sad exhibit "Days With My Father," a series of photos that capture what it's like to care for an elderly dad. The artist will be in attendance to sign copies of the exhibit's accompanying book and answer questions like, how adorable is that sheep mask? OK, and probably some more serious ones, too. John Vettese previewed the show in last week's paper:
"I want to think seriously about what I can accomplish with what's left of my life." Scrawled in uneven handwriting on a lined notebook page, these words might set a dismal tone for Phillip Toledano's photographic journal of caring for his 96-year-old father. Then again, they're from an image titled ambition; maybe Toledano's father, Edward — a painter and onetime actor — isn't sulking in self-pity with those words. Maybe he's serious. It's easy to overlook, depending on your level of comfort with the aged and ailing, but there is a lot of joy and warmth to be found in "Days With My Father." In the beautifully backlit sometimes things are funny, Edward sits in an easy chair with a sly smirk, two shortbread cookies perched on his sweater like nipples. In dad napping (pictured), he reclines wearing a wool sleep mask, decorated to look like the lamb it came from, with stitched eyelids and a pink bow. And beyond the play tomfoolery (and, yes, tear-jerking difficulties) of life at home, we do see hints of the ambition suggested by that first image: an assortment of paintings Edward made from the 1970s and '90s.
Reception Thu., Sept. 30, 6-8 p.m., free, exhibit runs through Nov. 6, Gallery 339, 339 S. 21st St., 215-731-1530, gallery339.com.
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POSTED: Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 10:17 PM
Every Tuesday, Critical Mass pokes around the blog world so you don't have to. Philly art collective Nexus is in the process of showing their newest environmentally geared project, Ground Play. The collection consists of work from six artists who were sent to the Schuylkill Center for Environmental Education's Brolo Hill Farm, and asked to create art in response to the physical space and history of the location. Brolo Hill Farm, once a functioning farm, is now a work/exhibit space for resident artists. Some of the work coming out of there has been turning heads, especially the animations. Here's a few to give you a taste of what's going on out there: The first piece (below) is a video game-inspired animation called "Boss Fight 1." It depicts a naked, long-haired hero trying to vanquish a head that's sprouting from the ground. http://vimeo.com/14860258 The second piece (below) is an excerpt from a film that focuses on the idea that plants and animals have spirits even after they're dead. The film also grapples with the concept of a "living forest," making the forest appear like it's breathing. http://vimeo.com/14660961 You better get a move on if you want to check it out. The show finishes up on Saturday with a fundraiser to benefit Nexus. Besides food and drinks, the gathering will feature live music and comedy from Doogie Horner, Amir Golan and Greg Gethard. Sat., Oct. 2, 6 p.m., $10, NEXUS, 1400 N. American St., 215-684-1946, nexusphiladelphia.org
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POSTED: Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 7:00 PM
Filed Under: Music | Win
Wanna go see London pretty-pop rock band The XX at the Merriam on Monday? Prove it! Write a haiku about the band. Best one gets a pair of tickets to the show. We'll pick a winner on Thursday. According to the band's publicist, this is the XX's last tour supporting their lovely self-titled debut album, and they won't be back for awhile. A big, majestic, seated theater sounds kinda perfect for a band like this. The XX plays Mon., Oct. 4, 8 p.m., $25-$33.50, with Warpaint and Zola Jesus, Merriam Theatre, 250 S. Broad St., keswicktheatre.com. WE HAVE A WINNER: Congrats, Mim!
Emaleigh
Posted 2010-09-28 14:53:15
The XX, I LOVE
From London to PHL
You had me at free
eva maasen
Posted 2010-09-28 15:32:41
o m g i need to win this, i'm in love with the xx
eva maasen
Posted 2010-09-28 15:33:19
o m g if i win this, i am the happiest person on the world
JMo
Posted 2010-09-28 15:37:50
x x in the fall
heart beats anticipation
the end of it all
Pilgrim
Posted 2010-09-28 16:24:46
lower case xx
watch big things on VCRs
adjust the tracking
Pilgrim
Posted 2010-09-28 16:32:12
May I revise?  If so, please accept the following:

lower case xx
watch big thing on VCR
adjust the tracking
Christine
Posted 2010-09-28 19:38:52
To see you and me
finaly sets my mind free
place me in honor.
Megs
Posted 2010-09-28 20:55:21
A Philly teacher
Grades papers to the XX -
7th period lunch break.
Megs
Posted 2010-09-28 21:16:33
A Philly teacher
winces as she realizes
her haiku is wrong.
Jeff
Posted 2010-09-28 22:51:11
Music ringing out
dark and full of sex
the city grows cold

The heat of packed bodies
through frenzied gyrations
beat this season's chill
Man
Posted 2010-09-28 23:50:10
Tour the best neva eva!
Hitting lovers up at the theater FOX
Ears never miss their REMIX
BASIC SPACE
Posted 2010-09-28 23:55:14
Look at heads and tails for each line. It says THE XX! This is one of the technical HAIKU methods.
mekma
Posted 2010-09-29 04:59:45
Delicate noise play 
I dont want to ever go
My heart skips a beat
HighStrungLoner
Posted 2010-09-29 11:50:35
The XX will play
Finally somewhere with seats
Maybe I'll have one
Pilgrim
Posted 2010-09-29 13:41:52
I would rather it read:

lower case xx
watch big love on VCR
adjust the tracking
RZ
Posted 2010-09-29 14:38:57
first crystalised leaves
falling into the hush sound
it's The XX band
matthew
Posted 2010-09-29 18:20:57
minimalism
is sexy; solid grooves stick
in your mind for weeks
ben
Posted 2010-09-30 02:44:43
crystalline shelters
starry notes sprinkled among
mercury islands
mim
Posted 2010-09-30 02:53:13
'i can't give it up'
cold shoulder sticky with sweat
xx: xxx
Leanne Deptula
Posted 2010-09-30 08:06:42
I'm tuned to your frequency.
There is nothing like.
The moment the beat hit me.
Leanne Deptula
Posted 2010-09-30 08:10:47
damn...I thought it was 7,5,7
Leanne Deptula
Posted 2010-09-30 08:22:26
When your beat hit me. 
It fine tuned my frequency.
Been vibing ever since.
Bow
Posted 2010-09-30 12:43:07
xx encodes sex
chromosome pairs twist and writhe
xy unravels
Jenn
Posted 2010-09-30 13:40:09
This ain't English class
What is a haiku anyway
Bring on the X X
Jenn
Posted 2010-09-30 13:56:03
Whispering noises
My heartbeat remembers love
Monday with X X
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POSTED: Monday, September 27, 2010, 8:45 PM
Filed Under: Ice Cubes

Ice Cubes are all the juicy details A.D. Amorosi couldn't cram into Icepack. Read on to get yer gossip on.

OK, you weren't caught so unaware last week when the news that Jeff Zucker — NBC Universal president and CEO/crusher of Conan O'Brien's dreams — would leave NBCU when its final approval of sale was signed, sealed and delivered by Comcast (its buyer), General Electric (its seller) and all government agencies needed to approve this thing. It didn't look like Zucker and the Robertses of Philadelphia got along. Now comes wire service news that Comcast's chief operating officer, Steve Burke, will become CEO of NBCU upon close of Comcast's purchase. Yay, Kabletown, for sticking close. Burke's been the executive vice president and chief operating officer of Comcast since March and was once the president of Comcast Cable. Zucker will serve in his position until the close of the deal.

Hey Zuck — there's still plenty of time to fuck things up. Stay tuned.
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