Tom Haverfoods
Tom Haverfoods extends the joke into perpetuity; just keep hitting refresh.
Tom Haverfoods

Not sure if it's the distractingly fickle weather or the fact that I'm leaving Philly for a few days starting tomorrow morning (expect lighter-than-usual posting), but all I've really been doing today is watching the rap scene from Teen Witch on YouTube over and over again and scrolling through the Internet-birthed glory of Tom Haverfoods. For those unfamiliar, on the most recent episode of NBC's excellent Parks & Recreation (funniest show on TV, EASY), Aziz Ansari's character Tom Haverford has an extended bit about the asinine names he uses for foods and beverages ("I call noodles long-ass rice ... fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick.") Tom Haverfoods extends the joke into perpetuity; just keep hitting refresh.
I wasted about 20 minutes of work on this site yesterday. Biscuits are butter boats nearly killed me. JulieC
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