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Dear Doritos: We like our flavors like we like our atoms � COLLIDED
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Dear Doritos: We like our flavors like we like our atoms � COLLIDED
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| Photo | Drew Lazor |
Bags of Doritos Collisions are meant, by design, to feature two separate varieties of Dorito that taste nice (as nice as 'ritos can taste) when crunchily combined. So imagine our shock and frustration when we ripped open this hot wing/blue cheese bag (purchased at the 7-Eleven at 22nd and Lombard, a frequent Meal Ticket convenience haunt) and discovered that its contents were about 99 percent blue cheese and 1 percent hot wing. Munchie blasphemy! This is an affront to sedentary snackers nationwide, Doritos! You should be ashamed. We expect a package containing a Ziploc bag filled with seven to 10 hot wing chips forthwith.
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Ha Ha! LMAO. Poor Drew. No one should ever have to deal with 1% hot wing.
LOL. This is horrible it's like ordering a dozen blue cheeses with a side of chicken wing.
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