THE VERDICT: Albany food critic B.A. Nilsson's take on the Philly food scene
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THE VERDICT: Albany food critic B.A. Nilsson's take on the Philly food scene
B.A. Nilsson, restaurant critic for the Metroland alt-weekly in Albany, New York, recently tapped Meal Ticket for restaurant suggestions for a weekend trip to Philadelphia. We came up with a big list of destinations, and he went for it. Check out his full eating recap, with photos, below. —Drew Lazor
This is about dining in the age of the GPS, making it possible for a
hungry out-of-towner to graze across the length of several
neighborhoods during the course of a weekend. Thanks to my daughter
Lily's recent passion for Panic at the Disco, her mother and I were
bringing her to Philadelphia, one of the stops on the band's Rock Band
Tour, and Susan, my wife, generously relieved me of any need to sit
through the show.
I review restaurants for Metroland magazine,
the alt-newsweekly published in Albany, NY. It's an area that struggles
to achieve any multi-ethnic culinary variety, and often seems like the
red-sauce capital of the universe. Right now we're being inundated with
Japanese steakhouses, provoking the fear that I'm doomed to an eternity
of forcing a chuckle at little plastic squeeze-dolls pissing on
teppanyaki flames.
Why not see what Philadelphia has to offer?
There’s a strong collegial feeling among alt-weekly writers, so I
sought the advice of Drew Lazor. I’ve been so consulted in the past,
and Drew, it turned out, also has turned to a far-flung counterpart. He
and Felicia D'Ambrosio put together a list
After depositing the family at the Spectrum’s Pattison Street entrance,
I continued north for a taste of the grilled octopus at Dmitri's.
Here’s where the GPS got wacky. Instead of sending me to Queen Village
along the river, I was led through a maze of one-way residential
streets, each block ending in a stop sign, traffic light, or, as far as
I could tell, free-for-all. And the tiny dining room of my destination
was packed, the sidewalk thick with waiting customers. It was
approaching 7. I couldn’t imagine the crowd thinning too soon.
On to Chinatown. The route was more direct, but parking on the narrow
streets eluded me. I dropped the car at a for-pay lot where it was
crammed into an array that couldn’t possibly be untangled when I chose
to depart.
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| Pork kidneys at Potluck Café |
| Photo | B.A. Nilsson |
I had the
rest of it wrapped, and carried it a short distance down N. 10th to the
Potluck Café. We’ve got a million of these tiny storefront takeout
joints in my area, but none offering "Frog with Three Kinds Mushroom in
the Hotpot." I like to boast of epicurean adventurousness, but that was
daunting. Presented with tasty morsels of salted chicken as I studied
the menu, I settled on pork kidneys with hotbean paste.
"They
make their own hotbean paste," Darren Finizio told me. "It's
excellent." He was dining at an adjacent table, and couldn’t extol the
Potluck too highly. “I’m the one who told Drew Lazor to review this
place,” he said. My conclusion: If I'm going to eat kidneys, let it be
in a hotbean paste. But with lots of rice.
I marveled at the
parking attendant's skill at vehicular Tetris, quickly bringing my car
to the head of an exit lane. I wanted to get to Indonesia. I was eager
to sample fare from Ethiopia or Eritrea. And I was running out of
hunger. I drove a short physical distance for a huge change of
neighborhood, and entered Wazobia for a Nigerian meal.
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| Capogiro |
| Photo | B.A. Nilsson |
And then pathetically
addressed each item individually, forking into my face a bit of this, a
bit of that. "This is Nigerian food," explained a man named Peter,
taking pity on me. "You mix it all together, that's how it's supposed
to be eaten." Then he launched into a fascinating comparative survey of
African cuisines, describing so many unfamiliar aspects that I failed
to follow much of it. He even left me with his phone number should I
wish to learn more.
Still trying to pace myself, I added this
fresh round of leftovers containers to the car and journeyed south. A
navigational pattern was emerging. No matter where I headed, once the
GPS signed off and left me in front of the restaurant and I continued
on to find parking, I ended up on Broad or Market St. with City Hall
looming in front of me. You can’t fight it.
Had I done more
research, I would have discovered that the recently reopened Minar
Palace closes Saturdays at 7. It was well past 9 when I read the sign
on the door. My luck continued lousy: Vic Sushi had just closed when I
neared the place, taking my hope of sushi with it, and the walk to
Almaz Café also proved fruitless — I missed the place by minutes.
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| Zilzil tibs at Almaz Café |
| Photo | B.A. Nilsson |
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| Carnitas tacos at Distrito |
| Photo | B.A. Nilsson |
"I used to work for the chef when he had a restaurant in Chicago," our
server, Jessica, told us. So she contrived to move to Philadelphia to
work here. "He's honestly the nicest, most generous chef I've ever
known."
"We could move to Philadelphia," my wife
observed as we strolled back to the car, adding, with the braggadocio
of the infrequent drinker, "and I'd have a margarita every day." And
why not? I enjoyed the food and the friendliness and was confident that
I’d soon solve the mystery of parking. And I felt like I was beginning
to know my way around the city, so I set off for the hotel without
bothering to set the GPS, looping around City Hall a couple of times
before returning to that instrument's surety.
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