NON SEQUITUR: Letters to the editor about whatever

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NON SEQUITUR: Letters to the editor about whatever

POSTED: Monday, September 13, 2010, 2:19 PM

(Editor's note: We get lots of e-mail. Some of it is about stuff we've written, which is cool. Some of it is general bitching about the city, which is fine, too. But then there's the rest: chain e-mails, press releases, solicitations, ruminations on Obama's secret socialist plans, letters imploring us to find Jesus, etc. Good stuff all, but sometimes it's hard to find a place for it in the paper, what with the diminishing page counts and all. And that's a goddamn shame. So, without further ado, allow us to present Non Sequitur, letters to the editor about whatever. This letter, presented exactly as it hit our inbox, comes from Dave K. of Germantown. Enjoy — and if you know the answer to this riddle, feel free to let Dave, and us, know in the comments.)

Am I the only one that thinks the blue and white “LOTION” phone sign hanging on the Northeast corner of 10th and Arch is a bit strange? Actually, very strange. Its been there for years now, and there used to be a sort of working pay phone there. A few years ago I showed to my Connie, who had been with Verizon, a real phone company, for some time. Being concerned that the company could possibly make a real dumb sign above one of its devices, she decided to check it out. It accepted coins but did not work. So she called the toll free number on the plate on the phone for help. None available — the number was for “this is Dunkin' Donuts Hon, we don't have any pay phones.” For awhile I thought that maybe the phone worked just for Laotians or something — a signage error by a forgetful diversity seeking telecommunications giant perhaps.

I had forgot about this mysterious pay phone sign until I walked by that way the other day and discovered that the “LOTION” sign was still there! The phone itself is gone, just the steel housing remains.

Any explanation of this weird decoration of our cityscape would be appreciated.


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