Helmet Stealer Wants to Make Things Right

Usually Redditors trade in virtual Karma, but here's a Philly guy dealing with the real deal:

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Helmet Stealer Wants to Make Things Right

POSTED: Friday, December 23, 2011, 9:00 AM
Filed Under: Bikes

Usually Redditors trade in virtual Karma, but here's a Philly guy dealing with the real deal:

Ok, so here goes nothing. In the late night hours of Friday, December 2nd, in the midst of a drunken stupor, I stole a bike helmet from a bike that was locked up in the area of 6th and Chestnut. I did this for no reason other than I thought it would be funny to walk home with a helmet on. Since then, I've been experiencing a plague of unfortunate events, most notably, my car breaking down twice, having to be towed both times. After having it out of the shop for less than 4 hours today, it was involved in a hit and run in the parking lot of a Pep Boys in South Philly.

Let me be clear, I'm not looking for sympathy or empathy. If you're out there, I'd like to give you your helmet back, reimburse you for the cost of a replacement if you bought one, and buy you a few beers.

TL;DR I'm a douche and I want to set it straight with the cosmos.

Click here to get in contact with Lord Helmet.

 

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