ACTS OF GOD: How about that weather, Clog readers?

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ACTS OF GOD: How about that weather, Clog readers?

POSTED: Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 4:11 PM

You may have noticed that it's raining. That is has been raining. And that it will apparently never ever stop raining stop raining this afternoon.

This morning I went down to the basement to retrieve clothes from the dryer to discover that, for the first time in the year and a half I've lived in my house, there was water in the basement.

Then I got on the 47 bus to get to work and the last available seat was next to a large, lovenly man who appeared to be drunk or hung over and whose boxer shorts (and love handles) were showing just a little too much to be tasteful given his previous characteristics AND who had PLACED HIS SOPPING WET UMBRELLA ON THE AFOREMENTIONED LAST AVAILABLE SEAT. (The guy proceed to fall asleep and belch loudly, all with an open can of Cherry Coke in his hand.)

How was your morning commute?

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