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Let's Talk About Biting People's Fingers
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Let's Talk About Biting People's Fingers
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Last night, an insane hockey game between the Flyers and Penguins — one full of hard checks, bad bounces and nice goals — finally collapsed into a pile of angry people. That's cool. In Philly, we like our teams to go do swinging. Mike Richards went careening into the net awkwardly. Chris Pronger grabbed Chris Kunitz by the collar and started choking him from behind. That cool.
But from the scrum behind the net, the Pens' Chris Kris Letang (holy crap that's a lot of Chrises holy crap that's two Chrises and one Kris) came skating away visibly upset, holding one hand in another, claiming that the Flyers' Scotty Hartnell had just bitten him on the finger. After the game, Letang, with a bandaged finger, told the press to ask Hartnell wtf. Hartnell's reply wasn't really a denial: "a lot of stuff happens on the bottom of the pile. He had his hands in my face doing the face wash and we're rolling around. I can't say what happened."
This isn't the first biting incident in the NHL. Just last year, Jaarko Ruutu of the Senators sank his teeth into Andrew Peters of the Sabres, through his glove. Ruutu got a fine and a two-game suspension. I'm guessing Hartnell totally bit Letang. He's a nut, usually in a good way. Not sure whether the NHL will punish him for ii.
Here's my question to you, dear readers:
Would you, could you, bite another human being's finger in anger (as opposed to self-defense)? If so, who?
Everyone on the Nobel Peace Prize comittee..
If you're going to publish an article...make sure you spell check. It's Kris Letang, not Chris!
Thanks for the tip, Carly!
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