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This Week In Crazy: Cycling exposed as Maoist, one-world-government, hippie plot
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This Week In Crazy: Cycling exposed as Maoist, one-world-government, hippie plot
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Jeffrey Billman passed this piece on to me with this lead in: "You would appreciate this, you bicycling one-world-government hippie."
The Talking Points Memo item picks up a Denver Post piece on Colorado gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes (R, Tea Party friendly, natch) and his firm beliefs that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper's bicycle advocacy is part of a massive UN plot to, I don't know, turn the world into a more utopian, sustainable place undermine American Exceptionalism.
Let's go right to the crazy:
Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper's policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are "converting Denver into a United Nations community.
"This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed," Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.
Maes said in a later interview that he once thought the mayor's efforts to promote cycling and other environmental initiatives were harmless and well-meaning. Now he realizes "that's exactly the attitude they want you to have."
"This is bigger than it looks like on the surface, and it could threaten our personal freedoms," Maes said.
He added: "These aren't just warm, fuzzy ideas from the mayor. These are very specific strategies that are dictated to us by this United Nations program that mayors have signed on to."
Now that is some world class crazy. Let's take a breath to appreciate it. Okay, let's continue.
"At first, I thought, 'Gosh, public transportation, what's wrong with that, and what's wrong with people parking their cars and riding their bikes? And what's wrong with incentives for green cars?' But if you do your homework and research, you realize ICLEI is part of a greater strategy to rein in American cities under a United Nations treaty," Maes said.
He said he's worried for Denver because "Mayor Hickenlooper is one of the greatest fans of this program."
"Some would argue this document that mayors have signed is contradictory to our own Constitution," Maes said.
There's a poll accompanying the Denver Post piece that asks: Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes warns of a bike agenda that will spin cities, including Denver, toward United Nations control. How seriously do you take this warning?
At present, the results look like this:
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That more than 20 percent of people take this seriously or very seriously is perhaps the most disturbing thing of all.
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